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(Daily Mail)   "I'm a Captain of a police department... turn your camera off" works better when you're the cop in charge and not the drunk driver   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2455 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2023 at 7:30 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-03-17 4:11:52 PM  
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2023-03-17 7:34:18 PM  
I'll be interested to see if the arresting officer is driven out over the next year.
 
2023-03-17 7:35:50 PM  
They should have done it, and then beaten him like he's Black.
 
2023-03-17 7:36:05 PM  
You're not sorry
And I'm not a captain
 
2023-03-17 7:37:25 PM  
To the minor credit of the officer, they followed procedures and left the camera on.  That probably protects them from accusations of bias and preferential treatment.  Good for the officer who certainly was under pressure.
 
2023-03-17 7:39:02 PM  
I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.
 
2023-03-17 7:49:22 PM  

replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.


I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.
 
2023-03-17 7:51:12 PM  
No such thing as white privilege - no sir...

/ fark the police
 
2023-03-17 7:52:48 PM  

Monocultured: replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.

I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.


What do they keep pulling you over for? I'm genuinely curious.
 
2023-03-17 7:52:49 PM  
Given that this is from the Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of Oklahoma, alcohol, and cameras
 
2023-03-17 7:53:16 PM  
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2023-03-17 8:01:38 PM  

untoldforce: Monocultured: replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.

I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.

What do they keep pulling you over for? I'm genuinely curious.


They don't. I work in Bellevue half the time and the cops there love to harass people who don't look wealthy enough to be there. I have no problem being a spot documentarian.
 
2023-03-17 8:01:38 PM  

Monocultured: replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.

I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.


I need to find a recording app that automatically streams directly to cloud storage.
 
2023-03-17 8:11:20 PM  
"But arresting officer Christopher Skinner holds firm as he reminds French he has 'taken an oath to uphold the law."

Lol, they take an oath to uphold the law?
 
2023-03-17 8:15:39 PM  
Reminder: cops are *not* your friend, and *always* keep your damn mouth shut except to answer their direct questions as succinctly as possible when it involves them asking for your name and date of birth, as anything you say can and *will* be used against you in a court of "law" (read: a prosecutor-called grand jury, which is *not* a real jury that determines guilt or innocence, but, instead, decides whether or not a prosecutor has enough probable cause to go to trial... based on what the prosecutor tells them without being challenged by defense counsel).
 
2023-03-17 8:16:25 PM  

Dimensio: Monocultured: replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.

I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.

I need to find a recording app that automatically streams directly to cloud storage.

GoPro has that feature on subscription. Alternatively you can set up aggressive always on backup with Google drive video backup over wifi/cellular. It won't be streamed to the cloud until recording stops, but it's reasonably cheap @ $1.99/mo for 100gb.

There's live streaming as well, but I'm not really adept in that area.

 
2023-03-17 8:18:00 PM  

nitropissering: "But arresting officer Christopher Skinner holds firm as he reminds French he has 'taken an oath to uphold the law."

Lol, they take an oath to uphold the law?


Allegedly. Some cops seem to consider that "oath" to be a minor nuisance that can be safely ignored.
 
2023-03-17 8:24:07 PM  

SpaceyCat: Given that this is from the Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of Oklahoma, alcohol, and cameras


Huh, made this joke a week or two ago in another thread and somebody ripped me a new arse. Fark can be a strange place. Glad it was an anomaly. This place can get toxic, but not twitter level toxic.
 
2023-03-17 8:25:56 PM  

vilesithknight: SpaceyCat: Given that this is from the Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of Oklahoma, alcohol, and cameras

Huh, made this joke a week or two ago in another thread and somebody ripped me a new arse. Fark can be a strange place. Glad it was an anomaly. This place can get toxic, but not twitter level toxic.


(retweets)
 
2023-03-17 8:31:26 PM  

SpaceyCat: Given that this is from the Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of Oklahoma, alcohol, and cameras


But you don't doubt the existence of police officers?
 
2023-03-17 8:32:48 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: But you don't doubt the existence of police officers?


They're too endemic to doubt
 
2023-03-17 8:50:10 PM  

SpaceyCat: Chief Superintendent Lookout: But you don't doubt the existence of police officers?

They're too endemic to doubt


Fair enough.
 
2023-03-17 8:52:53 PM  

nitropissering: "But arresting officer Christopher Skinner holds firm as he reminds French he has 'taken an oath to uphold the law."

Lol, they take an oath to uphold the law?


No, the place an order and say "hold the slaw". You expect them to eat veggies?
 
2023-03-17 8:55:38 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Reminder: cops are *not* your friend, and *always* keep your damn mouth shut except to answer their direct questions as succinctly as possible when it involves them asking for your name and date of birth, as anything you say can and *will* be used against you in a court of "law" (read: a prosecutor-called grand jury, which is *not* a real jury that determines guilt or innocence, but, instead, decides whether or not a prosecutor has enough probable cause to go to trial... based on what the prosecutor tells them without being challenged by defense counsel).


I am pretty safe against being investigated by a grand jury. People like me get charged directly.
 
2023-03-17 9:05:42 PM  

Daedalus27: To the minor credit of the officer, they followed procedures and left the camera on.  That probably protects them from accusations of bias and preferential treatment.  Good for the officer who certainly was under pressure.


That cop to be fired for unrelated situation in 3... 2...
 
2023-03-17 9:11:48 PM  
So he was resisting and he wasn't shot multiple times in the back? Huh.
 
2023-03-17 10:20:03 PM  

Dimensio: Monocultured: replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.

I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.

I need to find a recording app that automatically streams directly to cloud storage.


Give a shout if you find a good one.  The app from the ACLU is crap.
 
2023-03-17 10:25:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Reminder: cops are *not* your friend, and *always* keep your damn mouth shut except to answer their direct questions as succinctly as possible when it involves them asking for your name and date of birth


Don't even tell them that.  If they pulled you over for a traffic violation, they have that information on your license, though you will need to provide insurance and registration, too.

Unless you are in a stop-and-identify state, you don't have to provide your license unless they have reasonable articulate-able suspicion of a crime.
 
2023-03-17 10:54:04 PM  

SpaceyCat: Given that this is from the Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of Oklahoma, alcohol, and cameras


I can confirm the existence of Oklahoma because it is where I live, which is why I say . . .

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2023-03-17 11:22:53 PM  

FutureWars: You're not sorry
And I'm not a captain


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2023-03-18 9:57:39 AM  

ClavellBCMI: nitropissering: "But arresting officer Christopher Skinner holds firm as he reminds French he has 'taken an oath to uphold the law."

Lol, they take an oath to uphold the law?

Allegedly. Some cops seem to consider that "oath" to be a minor nuisance that can be safely ignored.


No no they take the oath very seriously

It's the law they think they can make up as they go along
 
2023-03-18 12:17:29 PM  

Dimensio: Monocultured: replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.

I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.

I need to find a recording app that automatically streams directly to cloud storage.


The ACLU has got you covered.
 
6 days ago  

cosmiquemuffin: Dimensio: Monocultured: replacementcool: I mean, any cop tells me to turn my camera off in any situation I'm gonna be like "nah go fark yourself", whether they're the drunk being arrested or doing the arresting.

I've had 2 broken phones due to cops, 1 go pro taken as "evidence." Cops here really don't like being held accountable while running their grift.

Related: Shout out to UAG for making a solid, bacon-resistant case.

I need to find a recording app that automatically streams directly to cloud storage.

The ACLU has got you covered.


It's not a great app. For example, if you lock the screen, it stops recording.
 
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