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(KBTX College Station)   City counsel demands immediate removal of crashed aircraft that cost farmer money because his cattle couldn't fark. Texas Tag?   (kbtx.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Artificial insemination, Insurance, Board of directors, Cattle, Nonprofit organization, Contract, Privately held company, Mayor  
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2023-03-16 7:37:55 PM  
"Dorn says at no point has he prevented the pilot from gaining access to the plane, but tells KBTX the emergency landing disrupted a costly breeding operation involving longhorns owned by Bryan Mayor Bobby Gutierrez, and says the incident has led to a canceled contract resulting in lost income for himself and significant financial loss for Gutierrez."

I sense a considerable quantity of bovine product here and it ain't beef, leather or bull cum.

"Dorn also clarified that he and Gutierrez [state agent demanding removal of the aircraft] entered into the private arrangement a couple of years ago, prior to Gutierrez being elected mayor, and stressed that he, not Gutierrez, leases the land from the Bryan Business Council."

Even Pornhub doesn't serve up shiat this incestuous.
 
2023-03-16 9:01:49 PM  
"Crashed" aircraft?
 
2023-03-16 11:37:00 PM  
I can't work out WTF is going on in that article.

"Please remove your plane."

"They didn't let me access my plane"

"We didn't prevent you accessing your plane"

[*suddenly goes on a tangent about contracts on how the land is used, who owns cows and spends 70% of the article talking about them*]
 
2023-03-17 12:12:58 AM  
counsel != council

Read a farking book, Smitty.

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2023-03-17 6:52:57 AM  

Target Builder: "Dorn says at no point has he prevented the pilot from gaining access to the plane, but tells KBTX the emergency landing disrupted a costly breeding operation involving longhorns owned by Bryan Mayor Bobby Gutierrez, and says the incident has led to a canceled contract resulting in lost income for himself and significant financial loss for Gutierrez."

I sense a considerable quantity of bovine product here and it ain't beef, leather or bull cum.

"Dorn also clarified that he and Gutierrez [state agent demanding removal of the aircraft] entered into the private arrangement a couple of years ago, prior to Gutierrez being elected mayor, and stressed that he, not Gutierrez, leases the land from the Bryan Business Council."

Even Pornhub doesn't serve up shiat this incestuous.


But he "stressed" that there are no shenanigans afoot.  What more do you need?
 
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