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(Some Guy)   Insane Cheerios guy...   ( divider line
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8559 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2002 at 1:44 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-03 01:49:03 PM  
i swear that guy looks like an old coworker of mine.. he got fired for doing speed. speed makes you do stupid things like string up hundreds of feet of cheerios. hmm.
2002-03-03 01:49:04 PM  
His mother should be proud...
2002-03-03 01:49:07 PM  
Well, at least the government didn't decide to spend money to figure it out... sounds like something they'd spend money on doing
2002-03-03 01:50:19 PM  
I guessed the right amount, too. I always figured Slayerswine was an idiot savant, but I didn't know I was one too.

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2002-03-03 01:51:46 PM  
Mmm. Cheerios. Can I have mine with an extra order of cigarette butt and armpit jizz?
2002-03-03 01:52:38 PM  
This would have made a better photoshop:

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2002-03-03 01:53:30 PM  
He's creepy looking... If I could figure out which picture was him holding the spoon, I'd prove it.
2002-03-03 01:57:30 PM  
What is even crazier is the rest of the stuff they analyze on the site.... I mean it is pretty interesting to know what you are getting.
2002-03-03 02:00:30 PM  
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2002-03-03 02:01:54 PM  

I dont want to know what he's gonna pull out of that box.
2002-03-03 02:01:57 PM  
I know the guy. He's really cool.

Check out his art pranks. Some of the funniest farking stuff ever.
2002-03-03 02:04:49 PM  
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2002-03-03 02:05:48 PM  
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Ooo0oo baby!
2002-03-03 02:06:00 PM  
That dude looks like Bill Paxton.

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Game over, man!
2002-03-03 02:08:30 PM  
...if he could put down that box of Homos.
2002-03-03 02:14:15 PM  
Keeping with the team of his site, always wear eye protection when... posting on the forums? Yeah, I don't get it - sort of like half the stuff he does. But hey, atleast he isn't sitting around calling people on an internet forum "losers"..
2002-03-03 02:19:11 PM  
I like Cheerios!!
2002-03-03 02:21:13 PM  
You guys: Cockeyed is great.

Sheesh. I tell ya. Pearls before swine.
2002-03-03 02:27:53 PM  
I wonder what he is making those cheerios on a string for?
2002-03-03 02:36:01 PM  
dude, that guy has a pompadour.
2002-03-03 02:38:09 PM  
i wish i had this kind of time on my hands...
2002-03-03 02:55:09 PM  
Thanks, Hashbrownz. Even if you didn't post it in response to my post earlier...
2002-03-03 04:05:27 PM  
ZOObtro, i was just about to bring the girl up.In the front shot of her she has some nice B00bies
2002-03-03 04:16:08 PM  
fast mirror
2002-03-03 04:21:29 PM  
2002-03-03 04:42:44 PM  
yet another victim of having too much time on his hands.
couldn't he use his powers for good, instead?
2002-03-03 05:10:33 PM  
how did this guy get fairly hot chicks to help him with this experiment?
2002-03-03 05:13:38 PM  
[image from too old to be available] oh... bondage
2002-03-03 05:16:20 PM  
hmm...envious of someone who has actually touched a real girl in real life, perhaps?
cockeyed rocks!
(no your real doll doesn't count)
2002-03-03 05:27:21 PM  
Weigh 100 cheerios. Weigh entire box of cheerios emptied out into some container. I just saved this guy a TON of time.
2002-03-03 05:29:47 PM  
That man IS Gary Condit

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2002-03-03 05:56:11 PM  

You'll notice the site isn't called "approximately how much is inside"
2002-03-03 05:56:17 PM  
Holy Meth Freak.
2002-03-03 07:45:20 PM  
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2002-03-03 09:16:48 PM  
Who the fark has as much time on his hands as this dolt? What a waste of flesh.
2002-03-03 09:50:37 PM  
I'm currently building a fortress of solitude out of 2-liter Mountain Dew bottles.

NOW who has more time to waste? Me! Muahahahaaa!
2002-03-03 09:59:10 PM  
At least he doesn't sit around and watch ice melt like those guys in the Dull Men's Club.
2002-03-03 10:09:14 PM  
My god, you farkers all sound like a bunch of cynical work-a-holics.

This is hilarious. I only wish I'd thought of it first.
2002-03-03 10:24:57 PM  
The site hasn't been updated in over a year: maybe he went insane counting Cheerios and is in an institution somewhere?
2002-03-03 10:28:49 PM  
Thought this was funny and weird, but i guess that just makes it cool lol
2002-03-04 12:16:43 AM  
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It truly shows the frailty of human existence...
2002-03-04 12:17:44 AM  
Because he's got at most a month to live after eating that much Cheez-Wiz.
2002-03-04 01:22:42 AM  
Copenhagen: You got it wrong about the Cheez-Whiz. With that many preservatives in his system, he is now effectively immortal.

Cockeyed kicks major ass.

I've met Rob. He's not gay. (Or I'm not attractive to other men. I find either answer acceptable.) He's also not insane.

He does have too much free time, and he does look freakishly like Gary Condit. Can't be helped.
2002-03-04 01:37:17 AM  
A complete penis...does not even deserve the "weird" label. We can do better than this....
2002-03-04 10:41:30 AM  
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