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(Reuters)   High class services for dogs include stretch limousines, day care, grooming and, yes, even psychotherapy. Your dog doesn't just want steak anymore   ( divider line
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1167 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2004 at 9:23 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-23 09:25:19 PM  
There are better ways to spend money on high class services.

2004-12-23 09:25:34 PM  
Another ridiculously easy way to make money off of other people's stupidity... why am I wasting my time in college?
2004-12-23 09:26:02 PM  
stuff like this makes me want to vomit. dogs can't tell if it's evian or puddle water, asshats.
2004-12-23 09:26:17 PM  
Ok how rich and or insane would you have to be to spend that kind of money on your dog?
2004-12-23 09:26:29 PM  
High class services?

2004-12-23 09:26:58 PM  
Hey, does anybody know where I can get some cat handcuffs? I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs. Either two little ones to go around the little paws.. or a big one that hooks onto my arm and then hooks onto the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair.. of cat handcuffs, so.. Well, I found out that when I'm away, he goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught him, I went out to his little house, where he sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them..

/classic Steve Martin
2004-12-23 09:28:09 PM  
I think that there should be a service that charges just as much as this BS fancy dog treatment, but they only give the dog Pedigree chow and give the remainder of the money (however many thousands of dollars, minus the $2 or so for the can of dog food) to help the 4 million Etheopians facing starvation at the moment. That way, these rich fools can still spend so much on their dog, but they won't actually be justifying a total destruction of the human race.
2004-12-23 09:28:17 PM  
Where are the animals getting the money for these things?

Did anyone ask that? HUH?
2004-12-23 09:28:53 PM  
My dogs are laughing.

/nothing constructive here
2004-12-23 09:28:55 PM  
OOooo. In my next life I am *so* coming back as pooch. ;-)

In the mean time, will someone scratch behind my ears please?
2004-12-23 09:29:07 PM  
Money would be better spent shooting kittys out of cannons
[image from too old to be available]
/Or paris..Which ever the dogs drag home first..
2004-12-23 09:29:08 PM  
Oh - from the owners. I see.
2004-12-23 09:29:49 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

your dog wants poon-tang!
2004-12-23 09:30:46 PM  
I think China's on to something with that whole thing about eating dogs. Stupid things and stupider owners.
2004-12-23 09:32:46 PM  
Your dog wants the prime rib, and a pooch massage with the happy ending.

/sore my "happy hour" link wasn't greenlighted...
2004-12-23 09:35:17 PM  
A fool and their money are soon parted as they say..

Not like I can talk, I bought a friend a $400 puppy..
And she wont ever go out with me..
Nor will she ever sleep with me..

I think I should change my name to fool.
2004-12-23 09:41:00 PM  
Your dog doesn't just want steak anymore. Now he wants the blow job, too.

/I, for one, can't wait for "Steak and a BJ Day."
2004-12-23 09:41:07 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
/I'm so sorry...
2004-12-23 09:41:53 PM  
Nor will she ever sleep with me..

No mustard from mrmustard11, I guess... her loss...
2004-12-23 09:43:11 PM  
stuff like this makes me want to vomit. dogs can't tell if it's evian or puddle water, asshats.

Sure they can. And they prefer the puddle water...
2004-12-23 09:44:08 PM  
Your dog doesn't just want steak anymore. Now he wants the blow job, too.

I, for one, welcome our newsteak-serving, blowjob-giving overlords.

(that's 2 cliches from me in one thread. Going for 3...)
2004-12-23 09:45:34 PM  
To all of the people who think the rich should spend thier money only on warm fuzzy issues fark you .
It is their money they earned it. If they want to give it to the yip dog or some homeless guy it's their choice. Me I would spend it on some top shelf alchohol and three vietnemese escorts.
2004-12-23 09:47:04 PM  
Stupid rich asshats giving spoiled dpgs crap they dont need.

I will take the money they wasted on some dumb dog.
2004-12-23 09:48:26 PM  
"Your dog wants to feel good about wanting steak?"
2004-12-23 09:49:06 PM  
I, for one, welcome our newsteak-serving, blowjob-giving overlords.

The hell with that! There's no way I'll sit back and let Fido get a hummer while fine young men like mrmustard11 are forced to fall back on the baby oil and dirty gym sock night after night after night...
2004-12-23 09:50:09 PM  
2004-12-23 09:50:46 PM  
Dog: Well you see doc, I just don't feel like a dog anymore....
2004-12-23 09:52:39 PM  
that's strange, when I previewed the pic it came up fine
2004-12-23 09:52:42 PM  
Well, our mision is clear. We must get mrmustard11 laid tonight.
2004-12-23 09:54:11 PM  
Mission, even... exit... stage left...
2004-12-23 09:58:23 PM  

No a dependable chrysler is a paradox and thus can not exist.
2004-12-23 09:59:04 PM  
wrond thread
2004-12-23 09:59:52 PM  
Waiter hold the wine
2004-12-23 10:06:02 PM  
"Well, our mision is clear. We must get mrmustard11 laid tonight."

I think thats a mission bound to fail no matter what. ;)

/Hasn't been laid in 2 and a half years
2004-12-23 10:13:40 PM  
See, you have to put your penis into her vagina. That's all you need to do.

How much cash you got on hand?
2004-12-23 10:16:19 PM  
Fark rule #32 : buying stuff your dog doesn't need is bad, buying stuff you or your kids doesn't need is cool.
2004-12-23 10:17:40 PM  

None I just spent it on a dog remember. ;)
2004-12-23 10:26:48 PM  
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2004-12-23 10:29:04 PM  
Is the dog male or female?
2004-12-23 10:32:33 PM  

Its Male..
Its a kick ass dog though.
2004-12-23 10:34:56 PM  
Ok. This is going to get a little weird.

What's your thoughts on porking a male kick-ass dog up his ass?
2004-12-23 10:35:37 PM  

You know, now that I think about it. Her and I are going to be sharing a room for the next month and a half.

I think I need to stock up on booze.
2004-12-23 10:43:29 PM  
For you, or for the dog?

Maybe both?
2004-12-23 10:44:57 PM  

I don't think there is enough booze in the world for me to be involved with a dog.
The booze is for my female friend, and myself, because I'm pretty much a drunk as it is.
2004-12-23 10:46:55 PM  
Woo-hoo. Is she there tonight?
2004-12-23 10:52:03 PM  
Naw she wont be here until Wednesday at the earliest, That gives me plenty of time to stock up.
I don't see anything happening, because it hasn't yet, and she usually stays at my place, shares my bed, atleast 3 nights a week.
2004-12-23 10:55:10 PM  
My dumb dog drinks from the toilet.
2004-12-23 10:55:52 PM  
Ok, well, Operation Penis In Vagina is in full swing.

Get a LOT of tequila. That has never failed for me.
2004-12-23 10:59:54 PM  
there's a pet store next to the Armed Forces Recruiting Office where i got recruited from, one time i went out for a smoke while waiting for a DEP meeting to start and i walked down to the pet store.

get this, i saw a sign for "Pet Acupunture"!

the thought of, say, a poodle, running out of a pet shop with tiny needles sticking out of it made me laugh on and off for the next 15 minutes.

i ended up having to explain this to my chief and recruiting petty officer, they probably thought i was stoned.
2004-12-23 11:03:27 PM  
puncture, i mean.

/damn, should've previewed
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