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My sister got married suddenly today. She went to the bank and a teller totally swept her off her feet. She's feeling somewhat off-balance, for some reason.
A guy and his wife are in a grocery store, and he goes to grab a bottle of Captain Morgan. She says, "No honey, we don't need that, and we're trying to save money." Later, she goes to grab a tube of lipstick. He says, "No honey, just like you said, we need to save money."
"But lipstick helps make me look beautiful," she says.
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