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1191 clicks; posted to Business » on 09 Feb 2023 at 5:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 9:14:51 PM  
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fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-09 1:00:54 AM  
How many people have been killed by defective Medtronic gear? Probably not as many as have been killed while being robbed for their iGadgets, but still too many.
 
covfefe [TotalFark]
2023-02-09 1:15:43 AM  
She looks like she has a replaceable head.
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-02-09 3:12:24 AM  
Oh. The ol' "turtleneck sweater to hide a hickey," huh?
 
Bootleg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-09 3:28:21 AM  

covfefe: She looks like she has a replaceable head.


Oh, like Princess Mombi?

/Still have trouble believing that movie exists.
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2023-02-09 7:05:47 AM  
I've turned down 3 job offers from Medtronic in the past because the people who conducted my interviews made it sound like a cult. Of course, that was over ten years ago, so maybe they've changed. But judging by that turtleneck, I doubt it.
 
Carter Pewterschmidt [TotalFark]
2023-02-09 7:24:28 AM  
Apple have copied so many Surface features for the iPad so its hardly unprecedented.
 
twistedsteel5252
2023-02-09 8:41:13 AM  
Good to see the girl Dr who branching out.
 
espiaboricua
2023-02-09 9:36:00 AM  
"Chief People Officer" sounds better than "Chief Human Capital Officer".
 
WhackingDay
2023-02-09 11:00:24 AM  
An HR exec from Medtronic? Hard pass. Could be worse though, could have been a Medtronic engineer.
 
Eddie Hazel's E string
2023-02-09 11:48:46 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: I've turned down 3 job offers from Medtronic in the past because the people who conducted my interviews made it sound like a cult. Of course, that was over ten years ago, so maybe they've changed. But judging by that turtleneck, I doubt it.


She's just hiding the hickeys on her neck. You never made it to 11th grade?
 
neaorin
2023-02-09 1:45:47 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: I've turned down 3 job offers from Medtronic in the past because the people who conducted my interviews made it sound like a cult. Of course, that was over ten years ago, so maybe they've changed. But judging by that turtleneck, I doubt it.


Sounds like she'd be a good fit at Apple then.
 
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