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863 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Feb 2023 at 10:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Straight Outta Wells Branch [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 10:47:39 PM  
Tom Brady to the Texans.

None of the QBs are that good so they'll likely take Anderson from Alabama and go for defense given that Ryans specialty.

Garrapolo comes over from San Francisco to Houston given his familiarity with the coaching staff, but as usual, Garrapolo breaks his ankle in Week 5.

But the AFC South is winnable. Jacksonville is off to a slow start given their first place schedule. Tennessee is still offensively sluggish, and Indy is a train wreck with Jeff Saturday as the conductor.

Given that Nick Caserio came from Foxboro, he assesses the situation. And gives Tom a call.

Shut up. Stop laughing. I can dream, can't I?
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 10:47:56 PM  
And take Aaron Rodgers with you.
 
abhorrent1
2023-02-08 10:54:33 PM  
The pic of him in his underwear is farking weird. His face looks like it was shopped from a 90's madden game or something. WTF is going on there?
 
abhorrent1
2023-02-08 10:59:57 PM  
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I mean, does this look like a real person? He looks like some weird robot or something?
 
iron_city_ap
2023-02-08 11:12:57 PM  
Of course he wants to stay in the spotlight. There is no more Football, which ate up all of his time, and that apartment of his is probably awfully quiet and lonely.
 
morg
2023-02-08 11:34:47 PM  
Mahomes could win his second Super Bowl, second MVP and second Super Bowl MVP at the age of 27. He's all over Brady for GOAT status if he wins on Sunday.

Really reaching on this one. Teams and players can fall apart overnight and Mahomes still needs to operate consistently at the level for another decade with a good supporting cast.
 
Bermuda59 [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:35:15 PM  
As he isn't in the Super Bowl, he has to do something to get the press to focus on him.
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-02-08 11:43:19 PM  

Bermuda59: As he isn't in the Super Bowl, he has to do something to get the press to focus on him.


Hit on the waitress at the local boobs and wings restaurant, have your wife attack you with a golf club?
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 11:49:05 PM  
You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-02-08 11:58:13 PM  
Probably best to forget that he led his conference in yards, completions, and was second-best in the NFL in INT% and had the lowest sack% in the league last season.

He's through, right guys?   He's not a top-10 QB right guys?
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2023-02-09 12:02:06 AM  

morg: Mahomes could win his second Super Bowl, second MVP and second Super Bowl MVP at the age of 27. He's all over Brady for GOAT status if he wins on Sunday.

Really reaching on this one. Teams and players can fall apart overnight and Mahomes still needs to operate consistently at the level for another decade with a good supporting cast.


Life's going to get interesting for him in a year or two when Kelce loses a step.  Andy Reid also sounds like he's not looking to retire in the near future but when goes it also opens up a lot of possibilities.
 
Comic Book Guy [BareFark]
2023-02-09 12:11:35 AM  
And to think, someone was actually paid money for this hot take article.
 
Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu
2023-02-09 12:37:05 AM  

morg: Mahomes could win his second Super Bowl, second MVP and second Super Bowl MVP at the age of 27. He's all over Brady for GOAT status if he wins on Sunday.

Really reaching on this one. Teams and players can fall apart overnight and Mahomes still needs to operate consistently at the level for another decade with a good supporting cast.


Yeah, as an Eagles fan I'm terrified of Mahomes having an all-time game on Sunday but if he does then he'll still have a lot of work to do to enter that conversation.

Last I checked 7, 3, and 5 > 2, 2, and 2

Hell, he still has to pass Montana first (4, 2, and 3)
 
TDWCom29
2023-02-09 1:00:14 AM  
The irony (?) of all of this all of course being if he had retired last year like he said his life would probably be in a much better place. Though maybe he didn't retire because his life wasn't in a great place period, so... I guess who knows? Well, besides him and his family
 
Glockenspiel Hero [OhFark]
2023-02-09 1:05:25 AM  

iron_city_ap: Of course he wants to stay in the spotlight. There is no more Football, which ate up all of his time, and that apartment of his is probably awfully quiet and lonely.


The enormous piles of money do make a good sound insulator and I suppose lonely could be a word for when you have some many beautiful women throwing themselves at you that you can't really take time for solid friendships...
 
eikni
2023-02-09 1:35:44 AM  
Johnny Unitas hang up already on a mostly good note.  Anybody want to say he at least gets to go home to his super model wife anymore?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-02-09 1:52:34 AM  
HOTY candidate.

+1
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-09 2:12:34 AM  
Tom, don't go away mad
Tom, just go away
 
AppleOptionEsc
2023-02-09 3:05:36 AM  

Stud Gerbil: Probably best to forget that he led his conference in yards, completions, and was second-best in the NFL in INT% and had the lowest sack% in the league last season.

He's through, right guys?   He's not a top-10 QB right guys?


Same was said for Rodgers not long ago, but all you people care about is rings, apparently. So since Brady no get ring, he is washed up.
 
sephjnr
2023-02-09 3:42:09 AM  
How can we miss him if he won't fark off?
 
151 [OhFark]
2023-02-09 3:53:09 AM  
The amount of farks y'all give about this man's personal life, being a very public figure, specifically his kids, is concerning. Do you care whether the CEO of time Warner cbs Disney got a divorce? No?

He's a public figure who will remain in the public eye until he's dead, and then many years after. Maybe stop caring about his wife and kids and stepsisters dogwatcher so much, because you know fark all about anything and it's creepy that you hate on him so much for THESE particular reasons.

If you wanna hate for cheating, there's at least a 1% chance of that being valid, because it's made public. But Jesus Christ would you shut the fark up about the man's family life?
 
squidloe
2023-02-09 6:20:01 AM  

bingethinker: You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.


I was thinking the same thing. If anyone thinks there's too much Tom Brady now...yeesh.
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-02-09 6:48:27 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Stud Gerbil: Probably best to forget that he led his conference in yards, completions, and was second-best in the NFL in INT% and had the lowest sack% in the league last season.

He's through, right guys?   He's not a top-10 QB right guys?

Same was said for Rodgers not long ago, but all you people care about is rings, apparently. So since Brady no get ring, he is washed up.


kidding, correct?   I can't tell sometimes.   Brady has altered his game throughout his career to take advantage of strengths and weaknesses.   No QB has ever done that better.   He remains the smartest QB in league history.

Brady doesn't throw the bombs anymore, and he doesn't run well.   But he throws for tons of yards, doesn't get intercepted and doesn't get sacked.   He has figured out a way to beat age, and he could play another 10 years because he really is that good, smart and hardworking.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-09 7:08:03 AM  

bingethinker: You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.


This this this, first thing I thought of.
He's retired from playing, bank on it.
 
FLMountainMan
2023-02-09 8:03:57 AM  
"He still wants the spotlight" writes an author who wasn't contacted by him, didn't interview him, several days after Brady retired.  He lists five things, but the only thing Brady actually did is pose in his underwear.
 
K3rberos
2023-02-09 8:27:56 AM  

morg: Mahomes could win his second Super Bowl, second MVP and second Super Bowl MVP at the age of 27. He's all over Brady for GOAT status if he wins on Sunday.

Really reaching on this one. Teams and players can fall apart overnight and Mahomes still needs to operate consistently at the level for another decade with a good supporting cast.


Last time I checked 7 was still quite a bit larger than 2. 250% larger in fact. The minimum bar for GOAT status probably has to start at 4 at this point.

At 27, Brady already had 3, plus he's won an absurd 2 after the age of 40. Mahomes is going to need one hell of a 30s to catch up or else he gets to join the former most talented QB pile with Rodgers.
 
snowshovel
2023-02-09 8:41:04 AM  

squidloe: bingethinker: You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.

I was thinking the same thing. If anyone thinks there's too much Tom Brady now...yeesh.


I look forward to next year's broadcasts where instead of promoting whatever players are going to be on the field, they'll be promoting Brady in the booth.

And he'll still get a roughing the passer call on him in the middle of the game
 
mjbok
2023-02-09 10:36:58 AM  

bingethinker: You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.


Not until 2024.

K3rberos: Last time I checked 7 was still quite a bit larger than 2. 250% larger in fact. The minimum bar for GOAT status probably has to start at 4 at this point.

At 27, Brady already had 3, plus he's won an absurd 2 after the age of 40. Mahomes is going to need one hell of a 30s to catch up or else he gets to join the former most talented QB pile with Rodgers.


There was a bigger truth about Tiger chasing stuff compared to Mahommes.  Mahommes is a special talent for sure, but longevity and durability are needed to get into the GOAT discussion.
 
151 [OhFark]
2023-02-09 11:33:58 AM  

mjbok: bingethinker: You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.

Not until 2024.

K3rberos: Last time I checked 7 was still quite a bit larger than 2. 250% larger in fact. The minimum bar for GOAT status probably has to start at 4 at this point.

At 27, Brady already had 3, plus he's won an absurd 2 after the age of 40. Mahomes is going to need one hell of a 30s to catch up or else he gets to join the former most talented QB pile with Rodgers.

There was a bigger truth about Tiger chasing stuff compared to Mahommes.  Mahommes is a special talent for sure, but longevity and durability are needed to get into the GOAT discussion.


I'm not sure why you continue to spell Mahomes incorrectly. It's got a real "xichigan"  vibe to it though, and those people are the worst
 
the unabomber was right [TotalFark]
2023-02-09 11:41:54 AM  

bingethinker: You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.


Thats next year not next season.
 
docilej
2023-02-09 8:15:09 PM  
"...49ers and Raiders are obvious examples -- who would desire his services and give him legitimate shots at winning another title?..."
---Raiders? Legitimate shot at winning title? The article lost all credibility right there.
 
mjbok
2023-02-09 10:06:33 PM  

151: mjbok: bingethinker: You're all forgetting Brady's contract to do color commentary. He'll be on the air every week next season.

Not until 2024.

K3rberos: Last time I checked 7 was still quite a bit larger than 2. 250% larger in fact. The minimum bar for GOAT status probably has to start at 4 at this point.

At 27, Brady already had 3, plus he's won an absurd 2 after the age of 40. Mahomes is going to need one hell of a 30s to catch up or else he gets to join the former most talented QB pile with Rodgers.

There was a bigger truth about Tiger chasing stuff compared to Mahommes.  Mahommes is a special talent for sure, but longevity and durability are needed to get into the GOAT discussion.

I'm not sure why you continue to spell Mahomes incorrectly. It's got a real "xichigan"  vibe to it though, and those people are the worst


No disrespect meant, just don't know.  Went to a different big ten school, not Tosu
 
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