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2023-02-08 11:01:05 PM  
He pleaded guilty to the federal charges for which the death penalty was not sought. He still faces state murder and weapons charges.
 
2023-02-08 11:01:16 PM  
How foolish of him to believe something so obviously false.

Fox would never replace Tucker, not while he is still making them mountains of money.
 
2023-02-08 11:01:58 PM  
"There are no winners in this case. He's going to be serving 90 consecutive life sentences ..."

Holy fark. I expect the lawyer for the defence to be biased towards the defendant, but really? You're painting your client as a victim here?

Also, of course, there are few things more ignorant than a racist. Hispanics aren't taking Texas away from you. Texas was part of Mexico before it was part of the United States. You took Texas from the Hispanics. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.
 
2023-02-08 11:02:38 PM  
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Thanks, republicans, don't let this stop you from saying Congresswoman Omar is spreading hatespeech.
 
2023-02-08 11:03:35 PM  
I was having a hard time remembering which of the recent mass shootings this was.
 
2023-02-08 11:04:17 PM  
Once in El Paso, he allegedly uploaded a racist tirade online stating, "This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas," he wrote.

Uhhh...
 
2023-02-08 11:06:50 PM  

6nome: Once in El Paso, he allegedly uploaded a racist tirade online stating, "This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas," he wrote.

Uhhh...


It's only Texas because of the Compromise of 1850.  Farking slave staters wouldn't let New Mexico stay intact.
 
2023-02-08 11:07:19 PM  
It was the least he could do.  also doesn't have to explain where he gets his crazy ideas from.
 
2023-02-08 11:11:53 PM  

mcmnky: "There are no winners in this case. He's going to be serving 90 consecutive life sentences ..."

Holy fark. I expect the lawyer for the defence to be biased towards the defendant, but really? You're painting your client as a victim here?

Also, of course, there are few things more ignorant than a racist. Hispanics aren't taking Texas away from you. Texas was part of Mexico before it was part of the United States. You took Texas from the Hispanics. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.


More importantly, a country is made up of its people. Hispanics aren't taking the country away, they can't. They're a part of the country and when more of them come over it's not them taking over, it's them adding to us. The people hurting America are people like this asshole and those who egged him on because they're attacking Americans.
 
2023-02-08 11:17:27 PM  

karl2025: mcmnky: "There are no winners in this case. He's going to be serving 90 consecutive life sentences ..."

Holy fark. I expect the lawyer for the defence to be biased towards the defendant, but really? You're painting your client as a victim here?

Also, of course, there are few things more ignorant than a racist. Hispanics aren't taking Texas away from you. Texas was part of Mexico before it was part of the United States. You took Texas from the Hispanics. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.

More importantly, a country is made up of its people. Hispanics aren't taking the country away, they can't. They're a part of the country and when more of them come over it's not them taking over, it's them adding to us. The people hurting America are people like this asshole and those who egged him on because they're attacking Americans.


That's neat and all but remember the Alamo. If this were really the land of Hispanics, they would have been here first. Deal with it.
 
2023-02-08 11:21:48 PM  
Tucker Carlson?

Republicans have invoked the 'great replacement' theory over and over

From JD Vance to Fox news hosts, the theory is being pushed relentlessly by the Republican mainstream - with dangerous consequences

Deplatform Tucker Carlson and the "Great Replacement" Theory

The ADL warned Fox a year before the Buffalo grocery store shooting and Tucker's response was "Fark them!"

"F--- them" - Tucker Carlson reacts to the Anti-Defamation League's call for his firing over his white nationalist rhetoric
 
2023-02-08 11:22:01 PM  
The shooting suspect allegedly gunned down...

Stop saying allegedly. He just farking pled  GUILTY
 
2023-02-08 11:45:34 PM  

Atomic Redneck: I was having a hard time remembering which of the recent mass shootings this was.


That's the most American thing I've read this week.
 
2023-02-08 11:51:18 PM  

6nome: Once in El Paso, he allegedly uploaded a racist tirade online stating, "This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas," he wrote.

Uhhh...


He wasn't a History major.
 
2023-02-08 11:53:51 PM  
This guy was big into Ben Shapiro, too, right? So was the Christchurch mosque killer in NZ. I don't know why we/the media don't hang this stuff around those incendiaries' necks.
 
2023-02-08 11:57:27 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This guy was big into Ben Shapiro, too, right? So was the Christchurch mosque killer in NZ. I don't know why we/the media don't hang this stuff around those incendiaries' necks.


El Pasoan here - WE DO. And certain media did too, which certain other media called "politicizing a tragedy."
 
2023-02-08 11:58:39 PM  

shinji3i: [i.kym-cdn.com image 552x577]
Thanks, republicans, don't let this stop you from saying Congresswoman Omar is spreading hatespeech.


She does. That doesn't mean he isn't guilty as sin.
 
2023-02-09 12:02:37 AM  

anuran: shinji3i: [i.kym-cdn.com image 552x577]
Thanks, republicans, don't let this stop you from saying Congresswoman Omar is spreading hatespeech.

She does. That doesn't mean he isn't guilty as sin.


Oh boy, here we go...
 
2023-02-09 12:05:13 AM  

Texas Gabe: anuran: shinji3i: [i.kym-cdn.com image 552x577]
Thanks, republicans, don't let this stop you from saying Congresswoman Omar is spreading hatespeech.

She does. That doesn't mean he isn't guilty as sin.

Oh boy, here we go...


I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement.
 
2023-02-09 12:10:50 AM  
"This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas,"

Just shows how farking ignorant and brain dead the average American is

The Texicans were illegal immigrants who settled on land they had no right to, used slave labor to work that stolen land and did all this by the good graces of the Mexican government who actually welcomed them since there was fark all going on in the northern Mexican territories and a bit of gentrification against the indigenous tribes was seen as a positive thing

But then Mexico went and told the Texicans to start paying taxes and cut that slavery shiat off, and wooooooooah Nelly! That was commie tyranny!  And ain't no way tough and rugged Texicans gonna pay no taxes or give up slaving!

There's a reason white racist southerners hate immigrants so much. And it's because they themselves were the thieving, criminal ingrates and absolute pieces of shiat that refused to abide laws and integrate into the society they immigrated to

Funny how to this day Texans shout about how they are "Rael Murkans" yet constantly threaten to secede when they get all upset and want to cry like the little biatches they are

Some things never change
 
2023-02-09 12:32:24 AM  

mcmnky: Hispanics aren't taking Texas away from you. Texas was part of Mexico before it was part of the United States. You took Texas from the Hispanics. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.


It all fairness, I don't think Mexico wants it back at this point.
 
2023-02-09 12:34:51 AM  
"Face coverings were mandatory in the courtroom."

What?
 
2023-02-09 12:37:15 AM  

BafflerMeal: "Face coverings were mandatory in the courtroom."

What?


Ever been to El Paso?
Them motherf**kers is uuuuuuugly.
 
2023-02-09 12:40:05 AM  

jso2897: BafflerMeal: "Face coverings were mandatory in the courtroom."

What?

Ever been to El Paso?
Them motherf**kers is uuuuuuugly.


Hey, I resemble that remark! (El Paso native)

Seriously though, this guy's whining about cultural replacement in El Paso, of all places? Like, dude. It was a Mexican city to begin with. That's why it has a Spanish name. It's also why most people there know at least a little functional Spanish.. not me, mine's terrible. Enough to know when I'm about to get jumped or they're just talking shiat.
 
2023-02-09 12:44:50 AM  

0z79: Seriously though, this guy's whining about cultural replacement in El Paso, of all places?


The whole concept is bullshiat.
People are just people. They don't "replace" other people.
They're just people, and wherever you go, there they are.
And we all die in the end anyway, so........what's the beef?
 
2023-02-09 12:46:40 AM  

jso2897: 0z79: Seriously though, this guy's whining about cultural replacement in El Paso, of all places?

The whole concept is bullshiat.
People are just people. They don't "replace" other people.
They're just people, and wherever you go, there they are.
And we all die in the end anyway, so........what's the beef?


There's people around that area who are of Mexican descent, it's just that America pushed the borders back so that it's now American territory. Then gravy-chuggers say that THEY'RE being replaced by foreigners... fark me sideways.
 
2023-02-09 12:48:13 AM  

Texas Gabe: Siskabush: cravak: Peter von Nostrand: cravak: mcmnky: "There are no winners in this case. He's going to be serving 90 consecutive life sentences ..."

Holy fark. I expect the lawyer for the defence to be biased towards the defendant, but really? You're painting your client as a victim here?

Also, of course, there are few things more ignorant than a racist. Hispanics aren't taking Texas away from you. Texas was part of Mexico before it was part of the United States. You took Texas from the Hispanics. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.

Then why don't we give the B rates Arkansas and Louisiana while we're at it never met a good one

I need to drink more to understand this. A lot more.

It's not that hard to understand when you don't have a problem with Mexicans taking back texas why not Arkansas and Oklahoma being invaded by them as well? Why don't we just give them all of america while we're at it? And i said I never met a good one or one worth a dam. Not hard to understand.

It's easy to understand cravak: you're a racist piece of shiat

fark off with your hate you racist mother farker.

Craig Beckerman
Monticello, Arkansas
Somebody should watch the WalMarts over there.


Yeah I clicked on his username. Bet that fark profile gets scrubbed pretty quickly.
 
2023-02-09 12:48:30 AM  

0z79: jso2897: 0z79: Seriously though, this guy's whining about cultural replacement in El Paso, of all places?

The whole concept is bullshiat.
People are just people. They don't "replace" other people.
They're just people, and wherever you go, there they are.
And we all die in the end anyway, so........what's the beef?

There's people around that area who are of Mexican descent, it's just that America pushed the borders back so that it's now American territory. Then gravy-chuggers say that THEY'RE being replaced by foreigners... fark me sideways.


I'm referring to farming families, ranchers mostly. People who have worked the same plot of land for generations and do NOT need this political BS... anyway.
 
2023-02-09 12:49:43 AM  

jso2897: so........what's the beef?


Stupidity.  Pure, high-octane, and unadulterated stupidity.  Accept no substitutes.  Heck, accept none to begin with.
 
2023-02-09 12:53:12 AM  
"Patrick Crusius pleaded guilty Wednesday to all 90 charges in connection with the Aug. 3, 2019, mass shooting"

Seems like people either plead not guilty to everything, or guilty to everything. I wonder why someone has yet to plead guilty to everything except just one charge, just to fark with everyone.
"Oh yeah, I killed all them Hispanic people. Every last one.  Except that one guy with the black pants and the Big Bang Theory t-shirt. He was already shot when I got there. So you're either gonna have to accept my guilty plea to 89 charges, or I guess you'll just have to take that last one to court."
 
2023-02-09 1:01:52 AM  

Siskabush: Texas Gabe: Siskabush: cravak: Peter von Nostrand: cravak: mcmnky: "There are no winners in this case. He's going to be serving 90 consecutive life sentences ..."

Holy fark. I expect the lawyer for the defence to be biased towards the defendant, but really? You're painting your client as a victim here?

Also, of course, there are few things more ignorant than a racist. Hispanics aren't taking Texas away from you. Texas was part of Mexico before it was part of the United States. You took Texas from the Hispanics. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.

Then why don't we give the B rates Arkansas and Louisiana while we're at it never met a good one

I need to drink more to understand this. A lot more.

It's not that hard to understand when you don't have a problem with Mexicans taking back texas why not Arkansas and Oklahoma being invaded by them as well? Why don't we just give them all of america while we're at it? And i said I never met a good one or one worth a dam. Not hard to understand.

It's easy to understand cravak: you're a racist piece of shiat

fark off with your hate you racist mother farker.

Craig Beckerman
Monticello, Arkansas
Somebody should watch the WalMarts over there.

Yeah I clicked on his username. Bet that fark profile gets scrubbed pretty quickly.


Its Facefark page is already down.
 
2023-02-09 1:04:24 AM  

Chromium_One: jso2897: so........what's the beef?

Stupidity.  Pure, high-octane, and unadulterated stupidity.  Accept no substitutes.  Heck, accept none to begin with.


With all due respect - trolls aren't stupid - they are just extremely immature, To the point that it has become a personality disorder.
For a toddler to run around in circles screaming "poo-poo!" and "pee-pee!" at the top of his lungs while mom and the ladies are trying to play bridge is normal behavior - annoying as Hell, but still normal in a toddler.
When an adult is under compulsion to do the equivalent of the same thing, it's a personality disorder.
They say the stupid, offensive things they say because they value other people's attention to a pathological extent - not because they actually believe any of it.
Chances are he doesn't believe much of anything - we are talking about a child's mind in a grownup's body.
 
2023-02-09 1:09:42 AM  
Good, the mods took out the trash.
 
2023-02-09 1:09:45 AM  

anuran: shinji3i: [i.kym-cdn.com image 552x577]
Thanks, republicans, don't let this stop you from saying Congresswoman Omar is spreading hatespeech.

She does.


Que?
 
2023-02-09 1:10:44 AM  
"Then why don't we give the B rates Arkansas and Louisiana while we're at it never met a good one"

How's that saying go..."If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
 
2023-02-09 1:35:09 AM  
Threads like this is why all our mods will eventually become alcoholics, for those left who aren't there already.
 
2023-02-09 1:35:27 AM  

MythDragon: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."


Whoa, hey now! What d'ya say we leave my sex life out of this?!
 
2023-02-09 1:49:57 AM  

The Exit Stencilist: "This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas,"

Just shows how farking ignorant and brain dead the average American is

The Texicans were illegal immigrants who settled on land they had no right to, used slave labor to work that stolen land and did all this by the good graces of the Mexican government who actually welcomed them since there was fark all going on in the northern Mexican territories and a bit of gentrification against the indigenous tribes was seen as a positive thing

But then Mexico went and told the Texicans to start paying taxes and cut that slavery shiat off, and wooooooooah Nelly! That was commie tyranny!  And ain't no way tough and rugged Texicans gonna pay no taxes or give up slaving!

There's a reason white racist southerners hate immigrants so much. And it's because they themselves were the thieving, criminal ingrates and absolute pieces of shiat that refused to abide laws and integrate into the society they immigrated to

Funny how to this day Texans shout about how they are "Rael Murkans" yet constantly threaten to secede when they get all upset and want to cry like the little biatches they are

Some things never change


The average American is an idiot, but I'd say only 30-40% of the population buys into "replacement theory".
 
2023-02-09 1:54:54 AM  

Texas Gabe: Good, the mods took out the trash.


I still see auran's posts.
 
2023-02-09 2:09:36 AM  
There aren't very many cases where I would endorse "okay, now take him out back and put a bullet in him" as the next step, but this is one of them.

Instead we get to piss half a dozen decent working peoples' taxes down the drain locking this piece of shiat up for the next N decades.
 
2023-02-09 2:13:20 AM  
White guy gets ridiculous guns and ammo (short-barreled quick-change high-capacity box magazine fed semiautomatic rifle).

Declares to the world he's gonna use them to murder as many fellow citizens as he can who are less white than him.

Does that, to the tune of 23 rando Walmart shoppers dead and 23 more wounded.

After three and a half years in Texas courts gets to plea out of execution.
 
2023-02-09 2:21:58 AM  

BuckTurgidson: White guy gets ridiculous guns and ammo (short-barreled quick-change high-capacity box magazine fed semiautomatic rifle).

Declares to the world he's gonna use them to murder as many fellow citizens as he can who are less white than him.

Does that, to the tune of 23 rando Walmart shoppers dead and 23 more wounded.

After three and a half years in Texas courts gets to plea out of execution.


That was the feds. Texas hasn't had its turn yet.
 
2023-02-09 2:32:24 AM  
I have no specific memory of this particular mass shooting.  They all just blend in together at this point.
 
2023-02-09 2:38:08 AM  

Texas Gabe: BuckTurgidson: White guy gets ridiculous guns and ammo (short-barreled quick-change high-capacity box magazine fed semiautomatic rifle).

Declares to the world he's gonna use them to murder as many fellow citizens as he can who are less white than him.

Does that, to the tune of 23 rando Walmart shoppers dead and 23 more wounded.

After three and a half years in Texas courts gets to plea out of execution.

That was the feds. Texas hasn't had its turn yet.


Texas will to whatever pleases its patriarch and dictator.

Spare the mass-murderer by way of mercy?

Expediently execute his presumptive death sentence?

Hang him out on death row for a generation or two (with the possibility of future clemency because who doesn't want to shoot mexicans when you get right down to it)?

Your supreme leader Abbot believes with all his whole conviction he alone is empowered to make these determinations, even if he hasn't finished criminally loading the judiciary and gerrymandering the legislature.
 
2023-02-09 2:39:01 AM  

jmr61: I have no specific memory of this particular mass shooting.  They all just blend in together at this point.


It was a big deal at the time.

You could probably find it by searching Google or Bing.
 
2023-02-09 5:18:07 AM  

MythDragon: "Patrick Crusius pleaded guilty Wednesday to all 90 charges in connection with the Aug. 3, 2019, mass shooting"

Seems like people either plead not guilty to everything, or guilty to everything. I wonder why someone has yet to plead guilty to everything except just one charge, just to fark with everyone.
"Oh yeah, I killed all them Hispanic people. Every last one.  Except that one guy with the black pants and the Big Bang Theory t-shirt. He was already shot when I got there. So you're either gonna have to accept my guilty plea to 89 charges, or I guess you'll just have to take that last one to court."


Pleading guilty gets the death penalty out of consideration. Pleading not guilty to one charge would negate that.
 
2023-02-09 5:23:07 AM  

erik-k: There aren't very many cases where I would endorse "okay, now take him out back and put a bullet in him" as the next step, but this is one of them.

Instead we get to piss half a dozen decent working peoples' taxes down the drain locking this piece of shiat up for the next N decades.


If he serves federal time, he is most likely going to the Supermax in Colorado. That place is hell on earth. 23.5 hours per day alone in your cell. Half hour in the "yard," which has vertical concrete walls 50 ft high.
 
2023-02-09 5:30:43 AM  
Again - no picture of the killer. 

He must be white.
 
2023-02-09 5:32:36 AM  

dsmith42: erik-k: There aren't very many cases where I would endorse "okay, now take him out back and put a bullet in him" as the next step, but this is one of them.

Instead we get to piss half a dozen decent working peoples' taxes down the drain locking this piece of shiat up for the next N decades.

If he serves federal time, he is most likely going to the Supermax in Colorado. That place is hell on earth. 23.5 hours per day alone in your cell. Half hour in the "yard," which has vertical concrete walls 50 ft high.


The Supermax is a dumb (deep underground military base), at least Fort Collins is.

And there is a legitimate movement to retake at least a huge part of the USA. (Not sticking up for senor sicko, just saying it actually is a real movement in La Raza) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista_(Mexico)
 
2023-02-09 6:06:14 AM  
Once in El Paso, he allegedly uploaded a racist tirade online stating, "This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas," he wrote.

Sigh, the ignorance is astounding. He drove to a town with a Spanish name, in a state named after its former Mexican name of Tejas.

Hispanics didn't invade Texas, the Mexican border moved! To paraphrase a quote: They didn't invade Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock invaded them!
 
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