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6412 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Feb 2023 at 2:10 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-08 12:58:16 PM  
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2023-02-08 12:59:02 PM  
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2023-02-08 1:03:57 PM  
I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite
 
2023-02-08 1:41:03 PM  
Didn't all but maybe 30% of the country know this already?
 
2023-02-08 1:58:09 PM  
Well that's that, then. Got his ass.
 
2023-02-08 2:13:53 PM  

Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite


What in the fark was this crap from?
 
2023-02-08 2:14:40 PM  
ohhh sick burn! With all the fodder the provide for sick burns, LOLs, point and laughs, and other hilarious moments, it's hard to see how the GQP has time to put it's filthy dick-skinners all over the handles of our government and ruin the lives of millions of our citizens. Well, at least we get to LOL and that has to mean something!
 
2023-02-08 2:14:52 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.


C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.
 
2023-02-08 2:15:03 PM  
Rankin is being treated for cancer.
 
2023-02-08 2:15:04 PM  
That's fairly satisfying.
 
2023-02-08 2:15:06 PM  
Why don't democrats fight back and say what needs to be said.

*democrats do that*

Why do democrats waste time with divisive language?
 
2023-02-08 2:15:20 PM  
*ORIGINAL*NBA FINALS POSTGAME - DISRESPECTFUL WARRIOR FAN . LEBRON JAMES REACTS BEING CALLED PUSSY
Youtube ZOw95bLv1dQ
 
2023-02-08 2:15:35 PM  
on a scale of zero to consequences I rate this above a nancy pelosi paper rip
 
2023-02-08 2:15:51 PM  
Fng autocorrect. Raskin
 
2023-02-08 2:15:57 PM  
Oh don't worry so much about it. The way we're going, there won't be much more history to worry about.
 
2023-02-08 2:16:02 PM  

palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.


It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.
 
2023-02-08 2:16:09 PM  

rudemix: ohhh sick burn! With all the fodder the provide for sick burns, LOLs, point and laughs, and other hilarious moments, it's hard to see how the GQP has time to put it's filthy dick-skinners all over the handles of our government and ruin the lives of millions of our citizens. Well, at least we get to LOL and that has to mean something!


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2023-02-08 2:16:17 PM  

Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite


Not as bad as a MTG bite. You can get a nasty infection from a MTG bite.
 
2023-02-08 2:16:30 PM  

Subtonic: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite

What in the fark was this crap from?


Raskin is going through chemo for I think lymphoma.
 
2023-02-08 2:16:47 PM  
As it should be
 
2023-02-08 2:17:41 PM  
They ended Roe and are working on erasing slavery from our history, but LOL at least we got Chrissy Tiegan throwing shade at Donald Trump!
 
2023-02-08 2:17:47 PM  

suebhoney: Rankin is being treated for cancer.


Raskin should have gotten himself a faux Donald Trump wig.
 
2023-02-08 2:18:14 PM  

Arachnophobe: Subtonic: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite

What in the fark was this crap from?

Raskin is going through chemo for I think lymphoma.


I'm going to guess it's paid for by the people. The same people he tries to deny health care from.
 
2023-02-08 2:19:19 PM  

GoldSpider: They ended Roe and are working on erasing slavery from our history, but LOL at least we got Chrissy Tiegan throwing shade at Donald Trump!


Hence the amusing tag. Not the news tag.
 
2023-02-08 2:21:03 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.

It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.


Was that stick shoved up your ass or was it welded there?

For normal people this shiat is funny.
 
2023-02-08 2:21:51 PM  

Arachnophobe: Subtonic: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite

What in the fark was this crap from?

Raskin is going through chemo for I think lymphoma.


He's auditioning for the E Street Band by channeling his inner Steven Van Zandt.
 
2023-02-08 2:22:18 PM  
No humor allowed on the Pol Tab, folks. GoldSpider out front should have told you.
 
2023-02-08 2:23:01 PM  

GoldSpider: They ended Roe and are working on erasing slavery from our history, but LOL at least we got Chrissy Tiegan throwing shade at Donald Trump!


President Pussy Ass Bitch Remix : Thanks Chrissy Teigen
Youtube VCLSYcaKRqU
 
2023-02-08 2:23:38 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Arachnophobe: Subtonic: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite

What in the fark was this crap from?

Raskin is going through chemo for I think lymphoma.

I'm going to guess it's paid for by the people. The same people he tries to deny health care from.


Do you not know who Jamie Raskin is?
 
2023-02-08 2:23:46 PM  
Chrissy Teigen said

Tell me the GOP has the majority in the House without saying the GOP has the majority in the House.
 
2023-02-08 2:23:57 PM  
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2023-02-08 2:25:20 PM  

MurphyMurphy: AdmirableSnackbar: palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.

It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.

Was that stick shoved up your ass or was it welded there?

For normal people this shiat is funny.


Yes, I understand how much people like you are invested in the superficial without any interest in anything meaningful. You can proceed to have fun with this, I'm not stopping you by wanting something more than weak insults.
 
2023-02-08 2:25:20 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Arachnophobe: Subtonic: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

[Fark user image 382x215]


/hunter bite

What in the fark was this crap from?

Raskin is going through chemo for I think lymphoma.

I'm going to guess it's paid for by the people. The same people he tries to deny health care from.


um
 
2023-02-08 2:25:31 PM  
get this out the way.

I think the bandana looks better than that mess of a hairdo Rankin used to have. Do they not have barbers and stylists in the capitol?

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2023-02-08 2:25:36 PM  

The5thElement: Arachnophobe: Subtonic: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite

What in the fark was this crap from?

Raskin is going through chemo for I think lymphoma.

He's auditioning for the E Street Band by channeling his inner Steven Van Zandt.


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2023-02-08 2:26:15 PM  

hobnail: No humor allowed on the Pol Tab, folks. GoldSpider out front should have told you.


I'll have to take your word for it that this was funny.
 
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2023-02-08 2:28:28 PM  

Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite


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Surprisingly apropos. Once you know this French word, you'll never be able to eat Brownie bites without a giggle. Or Pizza bites. It's all downhill.
 
2023-02-08 2:28:28 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.

It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.


Are you trying to police other people's laughter? Please don't do that.
 
2023-02-08 2:28:49 PM  

Arachnophobe: Subtonic: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

[Fark user image 382x215]


/hunter bite

What in the fark was this crap from?

Raskin is going through chemo for I think lymphoma.


You know chemo is rough when it can obliterate a Jewfro
 
2023-02-08 2:29:03 PM  

Hyjamon: get this out the way.

I think the bandana looks better than that mess of a hairdo Rankin used to have. Do they not have barbers and stylists in the capitol?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]


I wonder what his hair texture will be when he's done with chemo. He might wind up with some beautiful tight curls. Then I'd have to stop calling him my ugly boyfriend.

In all seriousness, I hope he recovers fully and quickly.
 
2023-02-08 2:30:08 PM  

GoldSpider: hobnail: No humor allowed on the Pol Tab, folks. GoldSpider out front should have told you.

I'll have to take your word for it that this was funny.


Considering how you were biatching about the cat meme a few threads down, I'd be wasting my time.
 
2023-02-08 2:30:33 PM  

austerity101: AdmirableSnackbar: palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.

It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.

Are you trying to police other people's laughter? Please don't do that.


Nope, I'm only giving my own opinion. I'm not the one telling other people what they should and should not laugh at.

For me, after attempting a coup and getting away with it it's not funny until there's accountability. As I told the other guy, if people want to laugh they can laugh, I'm not stopping them.
 
2023-02-08 2:32:50 PM  
lindsey already stated what everyone knows from text messages about trumpy.

https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/01/lindsey-graham-swears-trump-idiot-peter-strzok-texts-barr-testimony/
 
2023-02-08 2:32:50 PM  

dp3: Jesterling: I was watching that earlier but kept getting distracted by Prison James

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/hunter bite

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Surprisingly apropos. Once you know this French word, you'll never be able to eat Brownie bites without a giggle. Or Pizza bites. It's all downhill.


So the French have bite-sized dicks?

Interesting...
 
2023-02-08 2:34:20 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: MurphyMurphy: AdmirableSnackbar: palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.

It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.

Was that stick shoved up your ass or was it welded there?

For normal people this shiat is funny.

Yes, I understand how much people like you are invested in the superficial without any interest in anything meaningful. You can proceed to have fun with this, I'm not stopping you by wanting something more than weak insults.


he didn't find humor in lard ass either...you tell 'em.

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2023-02-08 2:34:48 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.

It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.


I agree with you more often than not, but if you can't take a sensible chuckle now and then, you're gonna burn out.
 
2023-02-08 2:35:01 PM  

hobnail: GoldSpider: hobnail: No humor allowed on the Pol Tab, folks. GoldSpider out front should have told you.

I'll have to take your word for it that this was funny.

Considering how you were biatching about the cat meme a few threads down, I'd be wasting my time.


Sorry that one wasn't even original.
 
2023-02-08 2:35:02 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: austerity101: AdmirableSnackbar: palelizard: AdmirableSnackbar: Well that's that, then. Got his ass.

C'mon, laugh at it for what it's worth. It doesn't matter, but it's funny.

It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh.

Are you trying to police other people's laughter? Please don't do that.

Nope, I'm only giving my own opinion. I'm not the one telling other people what they should and should not laugh at.

For me, after attempting a coup and getting away with it it's not funny until there's accountability. As I told the other guy, if people want to laugh they can laugh, I'm not stopping them.


"It won't be funny until he's in prison. Then we can laugh."

That is saying "I have decided this isn't funny and you don't get a say in it. And you don't get to laugh until I say so."

If that's not what you meant, you shouldn't have said it. Feel free to backtrack and withdraw, but you said what you said.
 
2023-02-08 2:35:14 PM  
Know what else is in that record, word for word? Gaetz confessing to sex trafficking a minor, and nothing has been done about it. It's not like there's much of anything left to respect about the USA.

At least we're firmly on the right side of the war in Ukraine. I'd like us to be doing more, but at least we're doing a good amount of the right thing. Other than (barely) throwing TFG out on his ass I can't think much of anything else.
 
2023-02-08 2:35:32 PM  
Was it Betty White who remarked on how inappropriate the use of pussy was in this type of situation?

Namely because they could take a pounding...
 
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