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(CNN)   Former child raft refugee Elian Gonzalez nominated to Cuban National Assembly. Robot undead Walt Disney is stirring in his lair   (cnn.com) divider line
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2023-02-08 1:43:35 PM  
Poor kid he looks like Ben Shapiro
 
2023-02-08 2:13:13 PM  
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//subby started it
 
2023-02-08 2:22:46 PM  

spongeboob: Poor kid he looks like Ben Shapiro


No wonder Clinton had him deported. He knew.
 
2023-02-08 2:22:53 PM  
Janet Reno unavailable for comment.  Forever.
 
2023-02-08 2:24:39 PM  
Ironically, Cuban National Assembly is the name of my raft-building instructional series....
 
2023-02-08 2:24:44 PM  
González's nomination all but secures his post in the 470-seat National Assembly that meets several times a year to discuss proposed laws, which the body usually votes unanimously to approve.

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2023-02-08 2:25:21 PM  
"Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."

The custody dispute happened and was big news in 1999. The USSR started to dissolve in 1988.
 
2023-02-08 2:25:29 PM  
How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.
 
2023-02-08 2:25:32 PM  
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2023-02-08 2:25:37 PM  

spongeboob: Poor kid he looks like Ben Shapiro


We're getting a little casual with the insults
 
2023-02-08 2:26:34 PM  
Whatever happened to that aunt of his?  Is she seeing anybody?
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2023-02-08 2:27:04 PM  

GoldSpider: González's nomination all but secures his post in the 470-seat National Assembly that meets several times a year to discuss proposed laws, which the body usually votes unanimously to approve.

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2023-02-08 2:27:19 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Whatever happened to that aunt of his?  Is she seeing anybody?
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Too skinny
 
2023-02-08 2:27:34 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Janet Reno unavailable for comment.  Forever.


Hillary Clinton murders again!
 
2023-02-08 2:27:50 PM  

Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.


I'm sure his Miami relatives had no intention of brainwashing the kid to use as a political pawn.
 
2023-02-08 2:27:54 PM  
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2023-02-08 2:27:59 PM  

Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.


I think we should abduct every child on the planet because there's no personality cults in the US. They'll be safe here if they manage to survive multiple shooting events in grade school.
 
2023-02-08 2:28:48 PM  

Maneck: "Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."

The custody dispute happened and was big news in 1999. The USSR started to dissolve in 1988.


a lot of people are still fighting the cold war in their heads
 
2023-02-08 2:29:02 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Whatever happened to that aunt of his?  Is she seeing anybody?
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Ran for Congress under the pseudonym George Santos.
 
2023-02-08 2:29:16 PM  

spongeboob: Poor kid he looks like Ben Shapiro


Liev Schreiber.
 
2023-02-08 2:29:18 PM  
"...the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."
"...custody battle between his father and relatives in Miami that led to the boy's return to the communist-run island in 2000. "


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2023-02-08 2:29:27 PM  

Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.


That's on us for not returning him to his father immediately but instead letting his unhinged distant relatives whore him out for the media attention.
 
2023-02-08 2:29:28 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Maneck: "Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."

The custody dispute happened and was big news in 1999. The USSR started to dissolve in 1988.

a lot of people are still fighting the cold war in their heads


Especially Vladimir Putin.
 
2023-02-08 2:30:36 PM  

Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.


I still remember celebrating with a cigar when "The Beard" croaked.
 
2023-02-08 2:31:17 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Sexy Jesus: Janet Reno unavailable for comment.  Forever.

Hillary Clinton murders again!


Well, Reno wasn't dead before she worked for the Clintons,was she?
 
2023-02-08 2:31:55 PM  

Maneck: "Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."

The custody dispute happened and was big news in 1999. The USSR started to dissolve in 1988.


Author of the article is probably someone who calls anyone over 25 a boomet
 
2023-02-08 2:31:56 PM  

gunga galunga: Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.

That's on us for not returning him to his father immediately but instead letting his unhinged distant relatives whore him out for the media attention.


Yeah, looking back at that. The whole thing was just a very ugly custody battle that shouldn't have gotten as political as it got.
 
2023-02-08 2:34:53 PM  
Oh, dear God. The unhinged stupidity of that whole debacle is all coming back to me.

"Elian's saint of a mother was smart. She dressed him in a bright orange shirt and bright yellow shirt to ward of the sharks."
"So in other words...this stupid idiot was preparing for the contingency that her six-year-old child would be floating in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico surrounded by f**king sharks. Yeah, mother of the year."
 
2023-02-08 2:36:06 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Whatever happened to that aunt of his?  Is she seeing anybody?
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24 years on maybe her geriatrician?
 
2023-02-08 2:36:27 PM  
RIP

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2023-02-08 2:37:10 PM  
"Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions,"

Is CNN only hiring zillenialz now?
 
2023-02-08 2:37:13 PM  

gunga galunga: Oh, dear God. The unhinged stupidity of that whole debacle is all coming back to me.

"Elian's saint of a mother was smart. She dressed him in a bright orange shirt and bright yellow shirt to ward of the sharks."
"So in other words...this stupid idiot was preparing for the contingency that her six-year-old child would be floating in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico surrounded by f**king sharks. Yeah, mother of the year."


Yeah, I'm ashamed to admit I bought into the whole stupidity too.

Granted I was a dumb teenager at the time and didn't know any better.
 
2023-02-08 2:37:13 PM  
" Illegal Elian "
 
2023-02-08 2:38:12 PM  

gunga galunga: Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.

That's on us for not returning him to his father immediately but instead letting his unhinged distant relatives whore him out for the media attention.


No, that's on his relatives.  His mother drowned, his father wanted him back in Cuba.  That should have been the end of the story.  If you remember, which you clearly don't, law enforcement had to raid where he was at and physically take him from his relatives.
 
2023-02-08 2:38:25 PM  
I don't get the Disney connection.


\ see what happen if you do dry Feb. (the shortest month)
 
2023-02-08 2:38:36 PM  

gunga galunga: Oh, dear God. The unhinged stupidity of that whole debacle is all coming back to me.

"Elian's saint of a mother was smart. She dressed him in a bright orange shirt and bright yellow shirt to ward of the sharks."
"So in other words...this stupid idiot was preparing for the contingency that her six-year-old child would be floating in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico surrounded by f**king sharks. Yeah, mother of the year."


She was banging some felon who fled to the US and brought her son along for the ride.
 
2023-02-08 2:38:39 PM  

born_yesterday: spongeboob: Poor kid he looks like Ben Shapiro

We're getting a little casual with the insults


Pretty sure that was just a statement of fact as perceived by me
 
2023-02-08 2:38:42 PM  

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I still remember Conan O'Brien doing his "live via satellite" bit where he would interview Bill Clinton...with Robert Smigel playing Slick Willy.

IIRC:

"Hey man!  How about that cousin of his?  Marisol....Aerosol...something like that.  She's hot!"
 
2023-02-08 2:39:23 PM  

Maneck: "Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."

The custody dispute happened and was big news in 1999. The USSR started to dissolve in 1988.


When it comes to how we treat Cuba, the Cold War never ended.
 
2023-02-08 2:40:46 PM  
And that, my fellow Farkers, was the first domino that brought us to DeathSantis' Fascist Playground, with its own FARK Tag.
 
2023-02-08 2:41:14 PM  

The_Sponge: I still remember Conan O'Brien doing his "live via satellite" bit where he would interview Bill Clinton...with Robert Smigel playing Slick Willy.


They call it Clutch Cargo for some reason, if you want to youtube all of those old bits
Schwarzenegger was my favorite because he would always take about the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME JINGLE ALL ZE WAY!
 
2023-02-08 2:41:19 PM  

BunchaRubes: gunga galunga: Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.

That's on us for not returning him to his father immediately but instead letting his unhinged distant relatives whore him out for the media attention.

No, that's on his relatives.  His mother drowned, his father wanted him back in Cuba.  That should have been the end of the story.  If you remember, which you clearly don't, law enforcement had to raid where he was at and physically take him from his relatives.


They threatened to shoot anyone who came to take him then had a photographer standing by when the Feds understandably came prepared.
 
2023-02-08 2:41:23 PM  

Mrtraveler01: gunga galunga: Oh, dear God. The unhinged stupidity of that whole debacle is all coming back to me.

"Elian's saint of a mother was smart. She dressed him in a bright orange shirt and bright yellow shirt to ward of the sharks."
"So in other words...this stupid idiot was preparing for the contingency that her six-year-old child would be floating in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico surrounded by f**king sharks. Yeah, mother of the year."

Yeah, I'm ashamed to admit I bought into the whole stupidity too.

Granted I was a dumb teenager at the time and didn't know any better.


You think you're ashamed over that? I was on Dubya's side during the whole 2000 election clusterf**k.
 
2023-02-08 2:42:37 PM  

spongeboob: Maneck: "Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."

The custody dispute happened and was big news in 1999. The USSR started to dissolve in 1988.

Author of the article is probably someone who calls anyone over 25 a boomet


Boomet is now the name of my Sha Na Na cover band
 
2023-02-08 2:43:12 PM  

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It hurts how much she loves that boy...

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2023-02-08 2:43:30 PM  

Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.


Ever watch Newmax interviewing someone about Trump?
 
2023-02-08 2:43:30 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: The_Sponge: I still remember Conan O'Brien doing his "live via satellite" bit where he would interview Bill Clinton...with Robert Smigel playing Slick Willy.

They call it Clutch Cargo for some reason, if you want to youtube all of those old bits
Schwarzenegger was my favorite because he would always take about the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME JINGLE ALL ZE WAY!


Heh...thanks.

And holy shiat "Jingle All the Way" SUCKS.

/Had to suffer through it during a flight in 2004.
 
2023-02-08 2:44:02 PM  

BunchaRubes: gunga galunga: Weatherkiss: How it started: The boy's Miami relatives argued if he went back to Cuba, he would become a brainwashed trophy for Castro in his long-running feud with the US.

How it's going: "I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a ship that knew to take his crew on the right path," González said in an interview with Cuba's state-run media in 2013.
González often said Castro was like a second father to him.

That's on us for not returning him to his father immediately but instead letting his unhinged distant relatives whore him out for the media attention.

No, that's on his relatives.  His mother drowned, his father wanted him back in Cuba.  That should have been the end of the story.  If you remember, which you clearly don't, law enforcement had to raid where he was at and physically take him from his relatives.


I remember that half of the country was four square against giving him back to his father, including the thousands that swarmed by the Gonzalez household on a daily basis threatening violence, so I stand by my choice of words.
 
2023-02-08 2:44:27 PM  

Maneck: "Elián González, the Cuban boy whose custody battle stoked Cold War-era tensions..."

The custody dispute happened and was big news in 1999. The USSR started to dissolve in 1988.


It happened in the year 2000.

The actions by Janet Reno and The Clinton Administration very likely cost Al Gore several hundred, if not a few thousand, crucial votes from Little Havana and the Miami area in the 2000 election.
 
2023-02-08 2:46:11 PM  

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Cousin.
 
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