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(WRAL)   Durham police are looking for a young man that made bomb threats to two local businesses. Based on the pics, the suspect previously appeared as a student in Pink Floyd's The Wall   (wral.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Durham police, Crime, Question, Nuclear weapon, Crime Stoppers, information, Investigator G.D. Silla, block of New Hope Commons Drive  
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3138 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2023 at 3:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-08 1:54:43 PM  
Sketches courtesy of Dall-E?
 
2023-02-08 3:06:41 PM  
It's 2023, your cameras should not be set to potato.
 
2023-02-08 3:07:52 PM  
I-understoodThatReference.jyffe
 
2023-02-08 3:09:59 PM  
Wow, she's kinda cute. Wait, who's that guy?
 
2023-02-08 3:10:37 PM  
Is sausage fodder here pictured making the threats in question? Or was he trying to compete in a freestyle rap battle for white kids?
 
2023-02-08 3:12:39 PM  

WhackingDay: It's 2023, your cameras should not be set to potato.


They make Big Foot's pictures look hi-res.
 
2023-02-08 3:12:46 PM  
He threatened to have screenings of Gigli?
 
2023-02-08 3:16:28 PM  
His name is Jesus.

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2023-02-08 3:17:11 PM  
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2023-02-08 3:18:27 PM  

WhackingDay: It's 2023, your cameras should not be set to potato.


the camera's 8k hi-res, the kid just looks blockier.

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2023-02-08 3:19:00 PM  
Hey you! You behind the Crouch Sheds!
Stand still, laddie!
 
2023-02-08 3:19:43 PM  

WhackingDay: It's 2023, your cameras should not be set to potato.


🎶we don't need no resolution 🎶
 
2023-02-08 3:19:54 PM  
From those pictures are they certain it was a guy?
 
2023-02-08 3:21:29 PM  
how is security footage still this terrible

4k drones for like 100$ and we still have grainy hard to make out security stills
 
2023-02-08 3:21:48 PM  
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2023-02-08 3:22:02 PM  

stevenvictx: From those pictures are they certain it was a guy?


From those photos I'm not sure it's human.
 
2023-02-08 3:23:26 PM  
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2023-02-08 3:27:36 PM  

Geotpf: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Oh, thank god you are here, I don't think anyone understood the reference or had any way of finding out about it
 
2023-02-08 3:27:39 PM  

stevenvictx: From those pictures are they certain it was a guy?


From those pictures are they certain it was a person? May have been a bear up on it's hind legs.
 
2023-02-08 3:30:47 PM  
I see they used the Bigfoot camera.
 
2023-02-08 3:35:39 PM  

chitownmike: Geotpf: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Oh, thank god you are here, I don't think anyone understood the reference or had any way of finding out about it


This is my shocked face:

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2023-02-08 3:37:26 PM  
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2023-02-08 3:41:03 PM  
"Police ask for public's help"

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Pray harder.
 
2023-02-08 3:47:45 PM  

chitownmike: Geotpf: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Oh, thank god you are here, I don't think anyone understood the reference or had any way of finding out about it


Thank God you are here now, no one had assholed up the thread yet. Great job!
 
2023-02-08 4:06:57 PM  
He kicked his feet?
 
2023-02-08 4:14:03 PM  
i assume MTG has an alibi?
 
2023-02-08 4:31:44 PM  
Durham? I think we have a match

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2023-02-08 6:20:04 PM  

kindms: how is security footage still this terrible

4k drones for like 100$ and we still have grainy hard to make out security stills


Because business people are cheap. Actually Because they are broke. Never mind they usually use loans. The whole system is actually shiat. Thus it only makes more shiat. Loans on expenses retail space owned by rich scumbags.  Payroll farmed out. Products from scumbags like Sysco. And on and on. It's all scumbags.
 
2023-02-08 6:31:58 PM  

waxbeans: kindms: how is security footage still this terrible

4k drones for like 100$ and we still have grainy hard to make out security stills

Because business people are cheap. Actually Because they are broke. Never mind they usually use loans. The whole system is actually shiat. Thus it only makes more shiat. Loans on expenses retail space owned by rich scumbags.  Payroll farmed out. Products from scumbags like Sysco. And on and on. It's all scumbags.


The outside security camera is there because it saves them money on insurance. Unless the cops want to play Super Secret Agent on some asshole yelling "I got a bomb!" The cameras outside DO NOT MATTER. Some crackhead breaks your window? You saved $100/mo on insurance. State Farm will pay for the window. Durham (or whatever city) PD won't be working in shifts or tracking down leads.

Now, the cameras pointed at the cash register. I bet you can read the dates on the pennies. Enhance, Enhance. Pointed at the customers, you can make out all the glorious details of her massive tatooed breasts. She went to a real artist for that. So crisp.
 
2023-02-08 6:34:31 PM  

SomethingBetter76: waxbeans: kindms: how is security footage still this terrible

4k drones for like 100$ and we still have grainy hard to make out security stills

Because business people are cheap. Actually Because they are broke. Never mind they usually use loans. The whole system is actually shiat. Thus it only makes more shiat. Loans on expenses retail space owned by rich scumbags.  Payroll farmed out. Products from scumbags like Sysco. And on and on. It's all scumbags.

The outside security camera is there because it saves them money on insurance. Unless the cops want to play Super Secret Agent on some asshole yelling "I got a bomb!" The cameras outside DO NOT MATTER. Some crackhead breaks your window? You saved $100/mo on insurance. State Farm will pay for the window. Durham (or whatever city) PD won't be working in shifts or tracking down leads.

Now, the cameras pointed at the cash register. I bet you can read the dates on the pennies. Enhance, Enhance. Pointed at the customers, you can make out all the glorious details of her massive tatooed breasts. She went to a real artist for that. So crisp.


🤭
 
2023-02-08 8:24:31 PM  
Accurate headline is accurate.

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2023-02-09 2:11:05 PM  

SomethingBetter76: waxbeans: kindms: how is security footage still this terrible

4k drones for like 100$ and we still have grainy hard to make out security stills

Because business people are cheap. Actually Because they are broke. Never mind they usually use loans. The whole system is actually shiat. Thus it only makes more shiat. Loans on expenses retail space owned by rich scumbags.  Payroll farmed out. Products from scumbags like Sysco. And on and on. It's all scumbags.

The outside security camera is there because it saves them money on insurance. Unless the cops want to play Super Secret Agent on some asshole yelling "I got a bomb!" The cameras outside DO NOT MATTER. Some crackhead breaks your window? You saved $100/mo on insurance. State Farm will pay for the window. Durham (or whatever city) PD won't be working in shifts or tracking down leads.

Now, the cameras pointed at the cash register. I bet you can read the dates on the pennies. Enhance, Enhance. Pointed at the customers, you can make out all the glorious details of her massive tatooed breasts. She went to a real artist for that. So crisp.


I wouldn't hold out any hope for the Credence...
 
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