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(Some Joker)   This story had everything. A 100 MPH kidnapping, gas stove molestation, a stolen truck, break-ins, and the God Damned Bat Man going rogue. Bonus: his secret stupid identity is revealed   (wtaj.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Police, Invasion, State police, police departments, Crime, Felony, Complaint, Home invasion  
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2782 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2023 at 3:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-08 3:13:00 PM  
Powers allegedly admitted he may have done meth or bath salts.

Kinda took that as a given.
 
2023-02-08 3:53:05 PM  
the God Damned Bat Man going rogue. Bonus: his secret stupid identity is revealed

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2023-02-08 3:53:36 PM  
I beg to differ, Subby.

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2023-02-08 3:54:31 PM  
Woulda been better if it had "When he forced his way inside the last home the occupant shot him dead."
 
2023-02-08 3:58:21 PM  
Well we already know from earlier today Batman is a coke fiend.

Batman-labelled cocaine haul seized at sea
 
2023-02-08 3:58:36 PM  
Pete Holmes' Badman (Complete Series)
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2023-02-08 4:01:35 PM  
He did all this as one of the 'unhoused?'

Imagine his amazing powers if he had a house.
 
2023-02-08 4:02:00 PM  
Actually, I think his meth did the bath salts. Hoping for film at 11..
 
2023-02-08 4:08:56 PM  

Myk-House of El: Well we already know from earlier today Batman is a coke fiend.

Batman-labelled cocaine haul seized at sea


I just came here to ask if maybe he was looking for his lost bat-blow.
 
2023-02-08 4:18:18 PM  

maxandgrinch: He did all this as one of the 'unhoused?'

Imagine his amazing powers if he had a houseBatcave.


Or heck, even an abandoned section of storm drain pipe...
 
2023-02-08 4:21:04 PM  
That moment when you're balls deep in a methamphetamine binge and realize the imaginary cops are real.
 
2023-02-08 4:21:41 PM  

Ambitwistor: the God Damned Bat Man going rogue. Bonus: his secret stupid identity is revealed

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2023-02-08 4:22:47 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Myk-House of El: Well we already know from earlier today Batman is a coke fiend.

Batman-labelled cocaine haul seized at sea

I just came here to ask if maybe he was looking for his lost bat-blow.


Drug addled Batman trifecta in play
 
2023-02-08 4:23:34 PM  
He doesn't look like a playboy billionaire...
 
2023-02-08 4:23:47 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Ambitwistor: the God Damned Bat Man going rogue. Bonus: his secret stupid identity is revealed

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In an alternate universe, that ape is the Fark.com mascot.
 
2023-02-08 4:26:05 PM  
Maybe he just needed a Snickers?
 
2023-02-08 4:29:08 PM  
It's all downhill since Robin left for University and Alfred retired.
 
2023-02-08 4:31:56 PM  
He's still Batman to me dammit!
 
2023-02-08 4:46:35 PM  
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2023-02-08 4:47:55 PM  
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2023-02-08 5:19:43 PM  
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2023-02-08 5:33:52 PM  
Not the hero Altoona needs, but the hero Altoona deserves.
 
2023-02-08 5:36:28 PM  
The new film seems a little gritty.
 
2023-02-08 5:46:54 PM  
Jesus, the article reads like it was written by this cat:

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2023-02-08 5:52:48 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Not the hero Altoona needs, but the hero Altoona deserves.


This is what happens when you put American cheese singles on pizza
 
2023-02-08 5:54:40 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 400x533]


Ba na na na na na na na na na
Fatman!
 
2023-02-08 6:27:31 PM  
If you ever feel bad about yourself, know this: at one point I was in a place in my life where driving an hour to Altoona for the dining options was something I did regularly.
 
2023-02-08 6:52:27 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 400x533]


Where's Little Boy?
 
2023-02-08 6:53:04 PM  
Gas stove molestation.
 
2023-02-08 7:16:30 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Jesus, the article reads like it was written by this cat:

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Yeah, oddly no mention of this cat:
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2023-02-08 7:27:45 PM  
Four home invasions, a kidnapped man, and a stolen truck in Altoona led three police departments to arrest a homeless man Monday evening.

He should have stopped at three home invasions. Then he'd still be below the threshold for arrest.
 
2023-02-08 8:22:12 PM  

Jclark666: If you ever feel bad about yourself, know this: at one point I was in a place in my life where driving an hour to Altoona for the dining options was something I did regularly.


Saxton?
 
2023-02-08 8:27:17 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Ambitwistor: the God Damned Bat Man going rogue. Bonus: his secret stupid identity is revealed

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2023-02-08 10:07:46 PM  

berylman: [YouTube video: Pete Holmes' Badman (Complete Series)]


That was enjoyable. Thank you.

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2023-02-09 2:00:39 AM  

Diogenes: Powers allegedly admitted he may have done meth or bath salts.

Kinda took that as a given.


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2023-02-09 6:05:50 AM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Jesus, the article reads like it was written by this cat:

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My first thought... wonder if it was intentional? Because I read it in Stefon's voice.
 
2023-02-09 1:24:52 PM  

vudukungfu: Jclark666: If you ever feel bad about yourself, know this: at one point I was in a place in my life where driving an hour to Altoona for the dining options was something I did regularly.

Saxton?


INPA
 
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