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2023-02-08 9:16:09 AM  
Kitty!
 
2023-02-08 9:58:29 AM  
Balloon Panic is the name of my kids' death metal birthday party band.
 
2023-02-08 10:06:10 AM  
The history guy fails for not bringing up this historical gem:
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2023-02-08 10:11:36 AM  
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Noooooooooooooooooo
 
2023-02-08 10:12:01 AM  

Wessoman: The history guy fails for not bringing up this historical gem:[Fark user image image 266x374]


I kid you not...
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2023-02-08 10:12:27 AM  
Evil balloons are an ongoing threat that demands constant vigilance. And sometimes vigilantes.

Joker Poisons Gotham With Balloons Scene | Batman (1989) 30th Anniversary Edition Movie Clip 4K HDR
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2023-02-08 10:16:05 AM  
In high school, we crafted a  balloon from balsa wood, candles, and a dry cleaning bag. It worked well and floated half way across our small town before we genius teens remembered that launching candles might catch something on fire.

We raced across town and grabbed it as it landed in a back yard. That wasn't the scary part. The scary part was a dozen vehicles pulled over looking at it as if it were an alien spaceship. No one caught on.

Not having learned too much, we reorganized at the edge of town and relaunched it, watching it float away over the barren, snow-covered Fall fields of Illinois.

/CSB
//No jet fighters
///that time
 
2023-02-08 10:16:59 AM  
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2023-02-08 10:18:01 AM  
Obvious, but still...

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2023-02-08 10:25:10 AM  
Pretty good historical treatment of the history of balloons in wartimes but...
That cat is looking for an escape route from this bow-tied psychopath
 
2023-02-08 10:30:12 AM  
Destroying evil balloons is human nature:   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_ballooning#First_hydrogen_balloon

This whole  story is great.  The way they built the balloon.  The way they filled it.  The difficulties they had.  The crowd that included Benjamin Franklin.  The ending where scared villagers murdered it with pitchforks.
 
2023-02-08 10:37:36 AM  
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2023-02-08 10:50:37 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Destroying evil balloons is human nature:   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_ballooning#First_hydrogen_balloon

This whole  story is great.  The way they built the balloon.  The way they filled it.  The difficulties they had.  The crowd that included Benjamin Franklin.  The ending where scared villagers murdered it with pitchforks.


And that proud tradition of ignorant peasants destroying anything they don't understand continues on to this day.
 
2023-02-08 10:54:46 AM  
Sometimes monsters have ballons...

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2023-02-08 10:55:00 AM  

fzumrk: Rapmaster2000: Destroying evil balloons is human nature:   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_ballooning#First_hydrogen_balloon

This whole  story is great.  The way they built the balloon.  The way they filled it.  The difficulties they had.  The crowd that included Benjamin Franklin.  The ending where scared villagers murdered it with pitchforks.

And that proud tradition of ignorant peasants destroying anything they don't understand continues on to this day.


Yep, if I can't eat it or have sex with it, better destroy it.
 
2023-02-08 10:55:52 AM  

Tailspin Tommy: Sometimes monsters have ballons...

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Sometimes they even have balloons
 
2023-02-08 10:58:45 AM  
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Don't fark with balloons
 
2023-02-08 11:13:00 AM  

edmo: In high school, we crafted a  balloon from balsa wood, candles, and a dry cleaning bag. It worked well and floated half way across our small town before we genius teens remembered that launching candles might catch something on fire.

We raced across town and grabbed it as it landed in a back yard. That wasn't the scary part. The scary part was a dozen vehicles pulled over looking at it as if it were an alien spaceship. No one caught on.

Not having learned too much, we reorganized at the edge of town and relaunched it, watching it float away over the barren, snow-covered Fall fields of Illinois.

/CSB
//No jet fighters
///that time


In 6th grade, we made balloons out of tissue paper.  They were heated with a small propane burner that stayed put on the ground, and the contest was to see how long the balloon would stay aloft.  The teacher handled the heating element and used a timer so that each balloon would spend the same number of seconds over the flame before being released.
 
2023-02-08 11:20:14 AM  
I guess the use of Zeppelins as bombers didn't warrant a mention?
 
2023-02-08 11:35:54 AM  
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2023-02-08 11:39:14 AM  

wage0048: edmo: In high school, we crafted a  balloon from balsa wood, candles, and a dry cleaning bag. It worked well and floated half way across our small town before we genius teens remembered that launching candles might catch something on fire.

We raced across town and grabbed it as it landed in a back yard. That wasn't the scary part. The scary part was a dozen vehicles pulled over looking at it as if it were an alien spaceship. No one caught on.

Not having learned too much, we reorganized at the edge of town and relaunched it, watching it float away over the barren, snow-covered Fall fields of Illinois.

/CSB
//No jet fighters
///that time

In 6th grade, we made balloons out of tissue paper.  They were heated with a small propane burner that stayed put on the ground, and the contest was to see how long the balloon would stay aloft.  The teacher handled the heating element and used a timer so that each balloon would spend the same number of seconds over the flame before being released.


Clearly, I wasn't smarter than a 6th grader.
 
2023-02-08 11:49:43 AM  

Shaggy_C: I guess the use of Zeppelins as bombers didn't warrant a mention?


Sorry, I thought you said Bonhams...
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2023-02-08 11:50:24 AM  
WHY ISN'T BIDEN PROTECTING US AGAINST BALLOONS?
 
2023-02-08 11:55:57 AM  

Tailspin Tommy: Tailspin Tommy: Sometimes monsters have ballons...

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Sometimes they even have balloons


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"Oh crap, I overdid it! Too many balloons! Somebody help meeee!"
 
2023-02-08 12:09:05 PM  

EdgeRunner: Tailspin Tommy: Tailspin Tommy: Sometimes monsters have ballons...

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Sometimes they even have balloons

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"Oh crap, I overdid it! Too many balloons! Somebody help meeee!"


My monster is scarier than your monster.
 
2023-02-08 12:11:14 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: EdgeRunner: Tailspin Tommy: Tailspin Tommy: Sometimes monsters have ballons...

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Sometimes they even have balloons

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"Oh crap, I overdid it! Too many balloons! Somebody help meeee!"

My monster is scarier than your monster.


Oh yeah? Well... Mine does a better job putting on makeup!
 
2023-02-08 12:14:55 PM  
Civil War balloons, not that the army kept them around long.
 
2023-02-08 12:19:55 PM  

EdgeRunner: Tailspin Tommy: EdgeRunner: Tailspin Tommy: Tailspin Tommy: Sometimes monsters have ballons...

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Sometimes they even have balloons

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"Oh crap, I overdid it! Too many balloons! Somebody help meeee!"

My monster is scarier than your monster.

Oh yeah? Well... Mine does a better job putting on makeup!


Pretty sure mine puts hers on with her feet.
 
2023-02-08 12:47:13 PM  
Fun In Balloon Land 1965
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What balloon panic looks like. YAY YAY!

/Without the riffs
 
2023-02-08 1:13:11 PM  
Who would have guessed Bloon Tower Defense was the game accurately depicting modern warfare?

The future just gets weirder and weirder.
 
2023-02-08 1:24:40 PM  

foo monkey: Balloon Panic is the name of my kids' death metal birthday party band.


Sorry, but Lamb Of God have that market cornered.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

/Linky because somewhat NSFW video & language
 
2023-02-08 1:27:51 PM  
"Panic"? fark it. China wants to launch random balloons over the USA without telling us about it, shiat's gonna get shot down.  That's not panic, that's "don't send your farking balloons into our airspace without farking asking us/warning us first."
 
2023-02-08 1:46:27 PM  
Balloons are apparently scary.

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2023-02-08 2:02:42 PM  
Between 1942-45 Goodyear constructed 154 Airships (Blimps) used mainly for antisubmarine patrols. Over 12,000 US Navy personnel participated in the program and the Goodyear fleet was highly effective in helping blunt the German Kriegsmarine in the Atlantic, the Caribbean, and the Mediterranean.
 
2023-02-08 2:06:08 PM  

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2023-02-08 2:13:23 PM  

edmo: In high school, we crafted a  balloon from balsa wood, candles, and a dry cleaning bag. It worked well and floated half way across our small town before we genius teens remembered that launching candles might catch something on fire.

We raced across town and grabbed it as it landed in a back yard. That wasn't the scary part. The scary part was a dozen vehicles pulled over looking at it as if it were an alien spaceship. No one caught on.

Not having learned too much, we reorganized at the edge of town and relaunched it, watching it float away over the barren, snow-covered Fall fields of Illinois.

/CSB
//No jet fighters
///that time


Back in the days of ditto machines, you could make little flaming balloon-like things:

There was a tan colored sheet on top of the chemical sheet.  You make a cone from it, set it on a table and light the top.  Fire would slowly spread down, but the ash left behind would hold together enough for the whole thing to float off the table.

/had a rather eccentric 6th grade science teacher
//usually the flame was out before it came back down
 
2023-02-08 2:25:28 PM  
Has an interest in this thread


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2023-02-08 2:53:40 PM  

Fancy_Bear: Between 1942-45 Goodyear constructed 154 Airships (Blimps)


IT IS NOT A BALLOON! IT'S AN AIRSHIP!

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2023-02-08 3:00:31 PM  

Petite Mel: Fancy_Bear: Between 1942-45 Goodyear constructed 154 Airships (Blimps)

IT IS NOT A BALLOON! IT'S AN AIRSHIP!

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2023-02-08 3:58:09 PM  
During WW2, Japan launched balloons (rice paper?) to float over the USA and were loaded with small bombs. I remember reading that a few (3-5) went inland far enough over the Northwestern states to reach Montana, maybe MN. Most fell into the Pacific and Japan stopped trying. No on was hurt and no damage, except for the Japanese officers who had to off themselves for humiliating failure.  I think only one actually exploded in a field.
 
2023-02-08 6:00:40 PM  
A Fu-Go  Japanese balloon bomb killed six Americans on May 5th 1945. Ironically the only fatal war casualties in the lower 48 were a minister's wife and five teen aged members of a Sunday School class on a picnic (perhaps celebrating Hitler's death and the end of the war in Europe).

to learn more about the Fu-Go campaign against Amerika look for the fully illustrated article online in "Flying Magazine".


the Fu-Go.....an airship?  I think not.
 
2023-02-08 9:42:08 PM  
Wow, are we doing the Sputnik Crisis again?

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2023-02-08 11:19:58 PM  
Busting Balloons is a fun game.

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