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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 9:19:14 AM  
Batman trifecta in play
 
LouisZepher
2023-02-08 11:07:51 AM  
Quick Robin, grab your Bat-Coke Straw!
 
Teddy Brosevelt
2023-02-08 11:08:46 AM  
As someone who recently lost all his emotional support cocaine in a tragic boating accident, I am very pleased to hear they found it and eagerly await it's return.  Weird that it made it all the way to NZ but I guess tides do wild stuff.
 
pehvbot [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:09:30 AM  
Lucky for them they didn't use Mickey Mouse.  The Disney Assault Teams would have farked their shiat up.  No one uses the Mouse without Donald's beak getting wet.
 
InformerSnow
2023-02-08 11:09:42 AM  
$156 per gram if only sold by the gram. That sounds high, but I don't know enough about cocaine or New Zealand to dispute it.
 
Mad_Radhu
2023-02-08 11:14:17 AM  
Batman has a suffered from substance abuse problems, so this is very insensitive to him.

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Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:14:33 AM  

pehvbot: Lucky for them they didn't use Mickey Mouse.  The Disney Assault Teams would have farked their shiat up.  No one uses the Mouse without Donald's beak getting wet.


Back in the weird old days, most of the blotter acid that we got had Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse printed on it.
That shiat was good, too.
 
olorin604
2023-02-08 11:14:52 AM  
So that's how Bruce funds his crimefighting, as well as always knowing where the drug dealers are
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:15:05 AM  
<thinks about it>
Rich guy. Gets bored enough to become a vigilante hero figure...

Yeah. Batman's probably on cocaine.
 
Salmon
2023-02-08 11:17:12 AM  

InformerSnow: $156 per gram if only sold by the gram. That sounds high, but I don't know enough about cocaine or New Zealand to dispute it.


it's like $80 to $100 a gram here so that seems high.

(So I've heard from a friend, of course).
 
McGrits [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:19:28 AM  
More than enough for 30 years? Challenge accepted!
 
WriteInCandidate
2023-02-08 11:21:31 AM  
Why not both?
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NINEv2
2023-02-08 11:21:42 AM  
Good thing it wasn't fentanyl! Every fish, mammal, plant and microbe in the oceans would need narcan and 3 months off work! With pay!

/farking pussies
 
iamskibibitz
2023-02-08 11:25:58 AM  
Sweet. Can't wait for Cocaine Batman vs. Cocaine Bear flick.
 
Squid_for_Brains [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:27:12 AM  
Pictures released by New Zealand police and defence officials also showed cocaine packets labelled with a black four-leaf clover symbol.

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Sugar is a gateway drug.
 
johnphantom
2023-02-08 11:27:16 AM  
"We believe we have dealt a significant blow to an international criminal syndicate's operation," Mr Coster said.

LOL you ain't batman. You didn't do anything but find a shiatload of drugs in the ocean. More will be coming.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:32:44 AM  
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A rich guy that cosplays as a angry bat and beats up petty street thugs for fun? Yeah he's coked up and loving it.
 
George Santos' taint
2023-02-08 11:42:19 AM  

Schmerd1948: pehvbot: Lucky for them they didn't use Mickey Mouse.  The Disney Assault Teams would have farked their shiat up.  No one uses the Mouse without Donald's beak getting wet.

Back in the weird old days, most of the blotter acid that we got had Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse printed on it.
That shiat was good, too.


I remember dropping Mr. Natural on at least one occasion.
 
Myk-House of El [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 11:43:08 AM  
♫ Penguin dies
Riddler dies
Joker dies
Cocaine ♫

/We did drunken Kryptonians yesterday, I guess high Batman was due.
 
John Hopoate [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:44:01 AM  

InformerSnow: $156 per gram if only sold by the gram. That sounds high, but I don't know enough about cocaine or New Zealand to dispute it.


New Zealander here.  NZ$156/gram would be cheap for coke, it used to be $400/g but has come down a bit since coke became a bit more available here, more in the $300/g range now.  Exchange rate is 65USc to $1NZ currently.

Meth is our biggest recreational chemical drug - it's a scourge here.  Weed is ubiquitous even though our government failed a vote to decriminalise it.

/The above is all anecdotal
//I have never done drugs
//Honestly Officer
 
TheCableGuy
2023-02-08 11:44:54 AM  
That was probably the decoy drug drop so the real one could float right on by while the authorities were focused elsewhere.

/adjusts tinfoil hat
 
Wessoman
2023-02-08 11:49:05 AM  

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A rich guy that cosplays as a angry bat and beats up petty street thugs for fun? Yeah he's coked up and loving it.


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Batman uses and deals cocaine. That's how he can afford his bat cave off the books.
 
genner
2023-02-08 11:53:00 AM  
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HailRobonia
2023-02-08 11:56:02 AM  
Bat-arang. Btat-mobile. Bat-hsalts.
 
darktowel
2023-02-08 11:58:08 AM  
Was this shipment a bribe for Rotten Tomatoes?
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 11:58:54 AM  
Whoever did this is batshiat insane.
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 12:01:33 PM  
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You lost the goddam Batcoke.
 
Eat The Placenta
2023-02-08 12:08:41 PM  
Dammit. Now I want some coke. How much can I get for $25000?
 
jaytkay [OhFark]
2023-02-08 12:10:00 PM  

Schmerd1948: pehvbot: Lucky for them they didn't use Mickey Mouse.  The Disney Assault Teams would have farked their shiat up.  No one uses the Mouse without Donald's beak getting wet.

Back in the weird old days, most of the blotter acid that we got had Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse printed on it.
That shiat was good, too.


That was legit Disney product. Things were different back then. They've tightened up the licensing rules lately.
 
dryknife
2023-02-08 12:23:05 PM  
"The packages were strung up with buoys and some labelled with a Batman symbol."

Buoys are are so yesterday; balloons is where today's action is.
 
Myk-House of El [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 12:53:58 PM  

Eat The Placenta: Dammit. Now I want some coke. How much can I get for $25000?


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some_beer_drinker
2023-02-08 1:17:11 PM  
so bruce wayne is a coke dealer?
 
Mad-n-FL
2023-02-08 1:30:22 PM  

some_beer_drinker: so bruce wayne is a coke dealer?


Totally explains the car, the suit, the private "batcave", the steroids....
 
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2023-02-08 1:37:55 PM  
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2023-02-08 1:58:07 PM  
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2023-02-08 4:31:25 PM  
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2023-02-08 6:36:38 PM  
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Truthman
2023-02-09 12:38:07 AM  

jaytkay: Schmerd1948: pehvbot: Lucky for them they didn't use Mickey Mouse.  The Disney Assault Teams would have farked their shiat up.  No one uses the Mouse without Donald's beak getting wet.

Back in the weird old days, most of the blotter acid that we got had Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse printed on it.
That shiat was good, too.

That was legit Disney product. Things were different back then. They've tightened up the licensing rules lately.


I remember Goofy a few times. Must be regional.
 
feelingnice
2023-02-09 8:33:41 AM  
That's some good fishing! And also sustainable.
 
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