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(Fox 35 Orlando)   If you're going to break into a gas station and rob it, be sure to hang on to your debit card, right Florida Man?   (fox35orlando.com) divider line
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1208 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2023 at 11:35 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 10:56:24 AM  
I think the funniest outcome would simply be the gas station charging everything that was lost in the robbery plus the time dealing with the police/etc...and maybe a new coat for the cashier.
 
PsychoSanta
2023-02-08 11:37:40 AM  
America's zoo
 
El_Dan
2023-02-08 11:39:18 AM  
Lantz Kurtz

To be fair, that sounds like a pornstar alias that no one would check up on.
 
The Pope of Manwich Village
2023-02-08 11:40:24 AM  
And the PIN was 55378008.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:46:32 AM  
I call b.s.
If you have no money in the bank you don't carry the empty debt card. [Speaking as a broke scumbag]
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-08 11:49:42 AM  

El_Dan: Lantz Kurtz

To be fair, that sounds like a pornstar alias that no one would check up on.


Sounds like the cast of characters in Apocalypse Now.
 
mattgsx
2023-02-08 11:52:22 AM  
Predicting now this will be on the Wait Wait quiz this week.

/Come on NPR lurker - we all know you're here
//Emma, is it you?
///Or maybe Faith? There has to be a reason she always kills it on the quiz.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-02-08 12:08:36 PM  

waxbeans: I call b.s.
If you have no money in the bank you don't carry the empty debt card. [Speaking as a broke scumbag]


Debt card. CSB. Way back in the day when stores would run their electronic purchases in a batch at night, you could use a debit card to buy something even if you had no money. My girlfriend of the time actually thought they were called debt cards because she routinely used this 'trick'. She would easily rack up $100 a month in overdraft charges. She wasn't the brightest girl I ever dated, but she had some great kinks I still miss.
 
goodluckwiththat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 12:09:12 PM  
haha, I have a Wells Fargo debit card with Gator bling therefore I laugh at.....
/oh no.
 
Kalyco Jack
2023-02-08 12:15:39 PM  

El_Dan: Lantz Kurtz

To be fair, that sounds like a pornstar alias that no one would check up on.


Lartz Kuntz?
 
LouisZepher
2023-02-08 12:16:23 PM  

waxbeans: I call b.s.
If you have no money in the bank you don't carry the empty debt card. [Speaking as a broke scumbag]


I keep mine in my wallet with everything else. I always carry it, even when broke.
 
BeesNuts
2023-02-08 12:18:27 PM  

Somaticasual: I think the funniest outcome would simply be the gas station charging everything that was lost in the robbery plus the time dealing with the police/etc...and maybe a new coat for the cashier.


Weirdly, it kind of sounds like this is what the guy thought would happen.

And while the police are technically right that even it that were true it wouldn't absolve him of burglary and theft, it's also kind of perverse to just roll him through the system anyway.

This kind of crime is EASILY dealt with via restitution.  The state prefers to rip money from this man first though, so that the gas station can *feel the justice* or something.  Just make him pay for what he took and the repairs + some%.
 
nytmare
2023-02-08 12:51:42 PM  
/probably made up, but humorous

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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 1:03:08 PM  

Hey Nurse!: waxbeans: I call b.s.
If you have no money in the bank you don't carry the empty debt card. [Speaking as a broke scumbag]

Debt card. CSB. Way back in the day when stores would run their electronic purchases in a batch at night, you could use a debit card to buy something even if you had no money. My girlfriend of the time actually thought they were called debt cards because she routinely used this 'trick'. She would easily rack up $100 a month in overdraft charges. She wasn't the brightest girl I ever dated, but she had some great kinks I still miss.


Sure. Mine has over draft functionality.  But. The lame bank i use hits me with fees.  So. I don't use it. I should disable it. But I hate having to call ppl
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 1:04:12 PM  

LouisZepher: waxbeans: I call b.s.
If you have no money in the bank you don't carry the empty debt card. [Speaking as a broke scumbag]

I keep mine in my wallet with everything else. I always carry it, even when broke.


Yes. But. I'm sure you are not a criminal.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-02-08 1:45:03 PM  

waxbeans: Hey Nurse!: waxbeans: I call b.s.
If you have no money in the bank you don't carry the empty debt card. [Speaking as a broke scumbag]

Debt card. CSB. Way back in the day when stores would run their electronic purchases in a batch at night, you could use a debit card to buy something even if you had no money. My girlfriend of the time actually thought they were called debt cards because she routinely used this 'trick'. She would easily rack up $100 a month in overdraft charges. She wasn't the brightest girl I ever dated, but she had some great kinks I still miss.

Sure. Mine has over draft functionality.  But. The lame bank i use hits me with fees.  So. I don't use it. I should disable it. But I hate having to call ppl


Fellow introvert. I just ordered Chinese food and had it delivered. I ordered from the restaurant I don't like, but they have online ordering, so I didn't have to talk to anyone.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 3:06:17 PM  

Hey Nurse!: waxbeans: Hey Nurse!: waxbeans: I call b.s.
If you have no money in the bank you don't carry the empty debt card. [Speaking as a broke scumbag]

Debt card. CSB. Way back in the day when stores would run their electronic purchases in a batch at night, you could use a debit card to buy something even if you had no money. My girlfriend of the time actually thought they were called debt cards because she routinely used this 'trick'. She would easily rack up $100 a month in overdraft charges. She wasn't the brightest girl I ever dated, but she had some great kinks I still miss.

Sure. Mine has over draft functionality.  But. The lame bank i use hits me with fees.  So. I don't use it. I should disable it. But I hate having to call ppl

Fellow introvert. I just ordered Chinese food and had it delivered. I ordered from the restaurant I don't like, but they have online ordering, so I didn't have to talk to anyone.


Right?

/
My OC should read: they hit me with two separate fees. On for not having enough money.  And one for having a negative balance.  Jfc.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2023-02-08 3:22:05 PM  
Shariff don't like it
Robbing the gas bar
Robbing the gas bar..
 
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