FARK.com: (12746152) One year later, no one has still won any medals in 2022's Olympic team skating event

		One year later, no one has still won any medals in 2022's Olympic team skating event (npr.org)		10
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koder

2023-02-08 12:18:10 PM

We'd love to just disqualify Russia, but those bribes are too good to pass up.

Daedalus27

2023-02-08 12:57:09 PM

buckeyebrain

2023-02-08 1:26:20 PM

NBC Tape Delay Update: Jesse Owens just won his second gold medal.

Fisty Bum

2023-02-08 1:55:14 PM

IOC: Ok Russia, since you had a huge state sponsored doping system in place, you can't go to the Olympics anymore

Russia: Well that's not fair. How about letting our athletes compete under a "neutral" flag?

IOC: That just sounds like doing something without actually doing something. Perfect!

*Russian athletes continue doping program*

IOC: Literally no one saw this coming. There's just nothing we can do about this!

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste

2023-02-08 2:49:44 PM

Jesus, how long do those races run?

mcmnky

2023-02-08 3:14:44 PM

"The decision being postponed for so long really detracts from the integrity of the Olympic image and the Olympic values."

As if the Olympics have any integrity and value anything but money.

jlee4677

2023-02-08 3:32:48 PM

I pretty much hate all sports where judges decide a winner, there is no way human bias cannot be a factor.

Joe_diGriz

2023-02-08 4:29:11 PM

Fisty Bum: IOC: Ok Russia, since you had a huge state sponsored doping system in place, you can't go to the Olympics anymore

Russia: Well that's not fair. How about letting our athletes compete under a "neutral" flag?

IOC: That just sounds like doing something without actually doing something. Perfect!

*Russian athletes continue doping program*

IOC: Literally no one saw this coming. There's just nothing we can do about this!

You forgot:

IOC: What should we call them, btw?

Russia: ... umm, hope about, the "Russian Olympic Committee". This way, everyone knows it's not actually us

IOC: Perfect!

No Line For Beer

2023-02-09 12:02:40 AM

Meh, just declare the US the winners. What's Pooty going to do, go get himself embarassed in another proxy war?

tom baker's scarf

2023-02-09 7:34:57 AM

one year later i realized i, apparently, completly missed the entire 2022 winter olympics

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