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(Vox)   Point: Eggs are more expensive. Counterpoint: Eggs should be more expensive   (vox.com) divider line
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2023-02-08 7:08:30 AM  
Yup. Next: meat and cheese.

Which will be sacrificed first? Farm subsidies or defense spending.?

Oh, who am I kidding.
 
2023-02-08 7:55:18 AM  
It's the same argument for why fossil fuels are artificially cheap and there needs to be carbon pricing: negative externalities.
 
2023-02-08 7:59:33 AM  
When I want eggs for breakfast now, I just eat caviar. It's cheaper.
 
2023-02-08 8:36:23 AM  
These eggs offer a cage free.
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Then I can raise my own chickens.
 
2023-02-08 8:49:49 AM  
I don't really buy eggs as oatmeal or a smoothie is my usual breakfast, but a couple weeks ago I checked out the price of eggs just to see what the fuss was about.  Some brands were over $9 for a dozen eggs (the organic, free range, eggs twice blessed by Bob the blind and deaf Tibetan munk, etc.).  The cheap ones were around $5 or more.  Yikes.
 
2023-02-08 9:10:16 AM  
It's because of all the boomer chickens retiring at the same time. There's an egg laying labour shortage.
 
2023-02-08 9:14:04 AM  

sl4psh0t: These eggs offer a cage free.
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Then I can raise my own chickens.


I'd love to raise my own chickens, but I don't have room in my garden to plant any eggs.
 
2023-02-08 9:14:04 AM  
$5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?
 
2023-02-08 9:26:29 AM  
Eggs are one of those foods that should be localized. A few small farms could provide eggs for those communities. Not all because some cities couldn't, but a lot of decently rural communities could support local chicken farms. Sure, it wouldn't be 99 cent unlimited chicken torture eggs. But for $5 or $6, you could get local eggs. But that's not how the masses are conditioned to buy food.

Find someone with chickens and offer to buy eggs from them. Chances are there's at least a couple in your area.
 
2023-02-08 10:04:13 AM  

kmgenesis23: $5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?


Because everything should be cheaper, no matter the circumstances. Where've you been?
 
2023-02-08 10:09:07 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Eggs are one of those foods that should be localized. A few small farms could provide eggs for those communities. Not all because some cities couldn't, but a lot of decently rural communities could support local chicken farms. Sure, it wouldn't be 99 cent unlimited chicken torture eggs. But for $5 or $6, you could get local eggs. But that's not how the masses are conditioned to buy food.

Find someone with chickens and offer to buy eggs from them. Chances are there's at least a couple in your area.


Well came to say this and you beat me to it.

As someone was pointing out the other day though the FDA is aimed at regulating the mass production facilities which have requirements that smaller farma arent going to be able to match.

I like food regulation, I buy food at the grocery store and am not even worried about contamination. I eat my steaks rare and my pork cooked in a manner that scandalized my grandparents.

But there needs to be an easier way for consumers to accept the risks of locally farmed eggs, without having to track down their own farmer.
 
2023-02-08 10:15:19 AM  

Chemlight Battery: sl4psh0t: These eggs offer a cage free.
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Then I can raise my own chickens.

I'd love to raise my own chickens, but I don't have room in my garden to plant any eggs.


Ever since my neighbor got a dog he's been bragging that the sausage seeds in the backyard are finally bearing fruit.
 
2023-02-08 10:16:21 AM  

kmgenesis23: $5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?


$5 vs $1.75 is a pretty big deal to a low income family.
 
2023-02-08 10:42:46 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Eggs are one of those foods that should be localized. A few small farms could provide eggs for those communities. Not all because some cities couldn't, but a lot of decently rural communities could support local chicken farms. Sure, it wouldn't be 99 cent unlimited chicken torture eggs. But for $5 or $6, you could get local eggs. But that's not how the masses are conditioned to buy food.

Find someone with chickens and offer to buy eggs from them. Chances are there's at least a couple in your area.


Isn't that what farmers markets are for?
 
2023-02-08 10:48:59 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Eggs are one of those foods that should be localized. A few small farms could provide eggs for those communities. Not all because some cities couldn't, but a lot of decently rural communities could support local chicken farms. Sure, it wouldn't be 99 cent unlimited chicken torture eggs. But for $5 or $6, you could get local eggs. But that's not how the masses are conditioned to buy food.

Find someone with chickens and offer to buy eggs from them. Chances are there's at least a couple in your area.


That's pretty much what happened in stores around me. There used to be cheap eggs that were $1.50 a dozen and then there were a variety of fancy eggs up to $6 including one in-state egg company that was usually around $4 a dozen. Now the cheap eggs are $5, the fancy eggs are $9, and the in-state egg company is still $4. Because they didn't get hit by the problems that screwed the national chicken population.
 
2023-02-08 11:10:26 AM  
Why don't they just make more chickens?
 
2023-02-08 11:12:16 AM  

kmgenesis23: $5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?


Because if you go the hippie route for the worlds food supply, you need to cut the population in half to feed everyone.

Its why the people who whine about GMOs or pesticides or whatever are farking morons
 
2023-02-08 11:23:48 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: ModernPrimitive01: Eggs are one of those foods that should be localized. A few small farms could provide eggs for those communities. Not all because some cities couldn't, but a lot of decently rural communities could support local chicken farms. Sure, it wouldn't be 99 cent unlimited chicken torture eggs. But for $5 or $6, you could get local eggs. But that's not how the masses are conditioned to buy food.

Find someone with chickens and offer to buy eggs from them. Chances are there's at least a couple in your area.

Isn't that what farmers markets are for?


In February? Southern hemisphere like typing detected.
 
2023-02-08 11:36:35 AM  

NINEv2: kmgenesis23: $5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?

$5 vs $1.75 is a pretty big deal to a low income family.


Low income families like ... the families of underpaid agricultural workers? Yes, it is.
 
2023-02-08 11:39:31 AM  

kmgenesis23: NINEv2: kmgenesis23: $5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?

$5 vs $1.75 is a pretty big deal to a low income family.

Low income families like ... the families of underpaid agricultural workers? Yes, it is.


Insisting upon cheap goods comes at either the expense of maximized profit margins or by underpaying/exploiting labor.
 
2023-02-08 12:09:59 PM  

NINEv2: Tyrone Slothrop: ModernPrimitive01: Eggs are one of those foods that should be localized. A few small farms could provide eggs for those communities. Not all because some cities couldn't, but a lot of decently rural communities could support local chicken farms. Sure, it wouldn't be 99 cent unlimited chicken torture eggs. But for $5 or $6, you could get local eggs. But that's not how the masses are conditioned to buy food.

Find someone with chickens and offer to buy eggs from them. Chances are there's at least a couple in your area.

Isn't that what farmers markets are for?

In February? Southern hemisphere like typing detected.


Meh, it's possible.  Our neighbors built an enclosed chicken coop.  No idea if it's heated or needs to be though...

Dane County Farmer's Market moves inside for the winter.  So again, it's possible.

https://www.dcfm.org
 
2023-02-08 12:16:36 PM  
Usually farkers are derping about how "big [insert industry]" makes too much money and they should lower their prices and here people are saying they should charge more for eggs for some reason. It's like I logged on to bizarro fark.
 
2023-02-08 12:16:57 PM  

kmgenesis23: $5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?


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2023-02-08 12:24:50 PM  
My chicken hasn't raised their prices on eggs....Thanks Gurls!

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2023-02-08 12:28:51 PM  
On sale for 2 for $7 for large
 
2023-02-08 12:41:47 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: kmgenesis23: $5/dozen does not strike me as unreasonable at all. Why should they be cheaper? Why should labor be exploited, animals mistreated and disease potential/likelihood skyrocket just so you can save a few bucks or skimp on streaming services?

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Love how he ignored the massive bird flu wave that wiped out a farkton of chickens just to stick it to the man


Cherry picking bullshiat for the win amirite?
 
2023-02-08 12:45:19 PM  
Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.
 
2023-02-08 12:45:21 PM  
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2023-02-08 12:47:46 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [Fark user image image 425x342]


When you're trying to sleep tonight, I want you to remember that's someone's fetish.
 
2023-02-08 12:49:55 PM  

freakdiablo: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [Fark user image image 425x342]

When you're trying to sleep tonight, I want you to remember that's someone's fetish.


Remembering things are someone's fetish is my fetish.
 
2023-02-08 12:59:30 PM  
Just because something is more expensive than it used to be, even recently, doesn't mean it's actually expensive.  $5 for what amounts to 4-6 full, nutritious meals is a bargain.
 
2023-02-08 1:01:48 PM  

abhorrent1: Usually farkers are derping about how "big [insert industry]" makes too much money and they should lower their prices and here people are saying they should charge more for eggs for some reason. It's like I logged on to bizarro fark.


Replace "lower their prices" with "pay their workforce a living wage" or "be more environmentally conscious" and I think you'll see that Farkers' positions are not as inconsistent as you portray them.
 
2023-02-08 1:01:49 PM  
Gee, maybe we should pay people more.
 
2023-02-08 1:14:51 PM  
Here in Canada I don't think egg prices are too crazy.

Actually I'm pretty sure they are one of the few things that haven't exploded in price. Or atleast less than most things.

Quotas people. Anything perishable should be under some form of supply management. The rate of eggs consumed should be fairly steady.
 
2023-02-08 1:51:35 PM  

The Weekend Baker: Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.


HAHAHhahahHAhHAhaHAhaHAHAHA

Processed/fast food is hardly the only affordable food for lower income families.  It's the only affordable food for lazy motherfarkers that refuse to buy staple food items at the store and cook them.

When I was barely able to find two pennies to rub together I learned that staple foods - potatoes, rice, pasta, unprepared meat (like chicken leg quarters) and a cheap slow cooker were far better uses of my money than things like cable TV and a cell phone.

I make great money these days and most of the time still cook the same way - staple foods and a slow cooker.  Although I added a pressure cooker to the cheap food arsenal over a decade ago.
 
2023-02-08 2:00:36 PM  

BunchaRubes: I make great money these days


No one cares. Choke on a bootstrap and the world will be a better place.
 
2023-02-08 2:30:38 PM  

NINEv2: Tyrone Slothrop: ModernPrimitive01: Eggs are one of those foods that should be localized. A few small farms could provide eggs for those communities. Not all because some cities couldn't, but a lot of decently rural communities could support local chicken farms. Sure, it wouldn't be 99 cent unlimited chicken torture eggs. But for $5 or $6, you could get local eggs. But that's not how the masses are conditioned to buy food.

Find someone with chickens and offer to buy eggs from them. Chances are there's at least a couple in your area.

Isn't that what farmers markets are for?

In February? Southern hemisphere like typing detected.


Not to get too much in the weeds of chicken raising but it's possible if the hens are kept warm under a heat lamp. But after awhile they naturally need to rest their bodies. So you can't (shouldn't) force them to lay constantly. So in theory a sustainable small farmer would rotate which are laying at any given time so a portion are always resting. Then during spring and summer, you let them back outside to free range.
 
2023-02-08 2:57:51 PM  

BunchaRubes: The Weekend Baker: Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.

HAHAHhahahHAhHAhaHAhaHAHAHA

Processed/fast food is hardly the only affordable food for lower income families.  It's the only affordable food for lazy motherfarkers that refuse to buy staple food items at the store and cook them.

When I was barely able to find two pennies to rub together I learned that staple foods - potatoes, rice, pasta, unprepared meat (like chicken leg quarters) and a cheap slow cooker were far better uses of my money than things like cable TV and a cell phone.

I make great money these days and most of the time still cook the same way - staple foods and a slow cooker.  Although I added a pressure cooker to the cheap food arsenal over a decade ago.


Preach it (my post was sarcasm, FWIW, based on the number of people who love to trot out that excuse).  For most of my life, I was always broke, and adding in medical bills left me teetering on the brink of bankruptcy 15+ years ago.  Not only did I do what you describe in order to survive, even going as far as baking my own bread every weekend because it was cheaper than even the least expensive bread in the store (hence the moniker), I became an avid budgeter to track my spending.

And like you, though my financial woes are long gone, I still cook the exact same way with the same basic foods, still baking bread every weekend even though I could easily afford a high-end artisan loaf (hell, what I bake qualifies as artisan loaves).  My budget shows that my total grocery expense for a family of three for the year ended 2022 was almost identical to 2021, at a time when people are claiming it's even harder to buy healthy food because of the prices.  And that's with being married to a woman who doesn't look at prices when she shops.

/I have a coconut basil curry in the slow cooker today
 
2023-02-08 3:03:12 PM  

The Weekend Baker: Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.


Have you ever tried to eat just two eggs 3 times a day?
 
2023-02-08 3:08:27 PM  

waxbeans: The Weekend Baker: Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.

Have you ever tried to eat just two eggs 3 times a day?


Aren't you the guy who brags about weighing 400 pounds?  If there's a point you're trying to make, go look in a mirror.  I'm sure you'll quickly realize you don't have one.
 
2023-02-08 3:32:52 PM  

The Weekend Baker: high-end artisan loaf (hell, what I bake qualifies as artisan loaves)


The ones you get in anything outside an actual small bakery are complete crap
 
2023-02-08 3:58:23 PM  

BunchaRubes: Processed/fast food is hardly the only affordable food for lower income families.  It's the only affordable food for lazy motherfarkers that refuse to buy staple food items at the store and cook them.


There was an amazing article that got published years ago how what looks like bad financial planning isn't necessarily.

I believe that one of the things mentioned was that cooking your own food doesn't work when you live out a motel room with only a microwave.  And then you have to worry about roaches and mice because you don't have a dedicated kitchen.

Yes, it's possible to eat cheaply if you know how to cook.  And if you don't know how to cook, it could be a massive waste of money.  Cooking scales, so cooking for one each time often isn't worth it.  If you only have a mini fridge, you're not cooking large batches to microwave later.  If nothing else, it takes time when you could be working that third job.

If you're cooking for multiple people, especially trying to keep your kids healthy, maybe it's worth doing.  If you're just feeding yourself, that microwave burrito or roller dog doesn't seem like that bad of an option.

/has cooked for one, cheaply, for years
//but had the tiny closet-sized kitchen with the tiny fridge for over a year
///should get off my ass and finish writing up my notes on how to feed yourself cheaply for one now that I'm finally past most of the brain fog
 
2023-02-08 4:13:04 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [Fark user image 425x342]


Oh hey, you know about that little guy too? Just have to not think about it too hard while I enjoy those cheap, delicious eggs...
 
2023-02-08 4:45:18 PM  

Chemlight Battery: sl4psh0t: These eggs offer a cage free.
[Fark user image image 594x416]

Then I can raise my own chickens.

I'd love to raise my own chickens, but I don't have room in my garden to plant any eggs.


Go with a hydroponic grow, duh. Chickens are a lot juicier this way.
 
2023-02-08 4:47:49 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: BunchaRubes: I make great money these days

No one cares. Choke on a bootstrap and the world will be a better place.


Aren't you just a ray of sunshine!

Troll Tide!
 
2023-02-08 4:49:19 PM  

Oneiros: BunchaRubes: Processed/fast food is hardly the only affordable food for lower income families.  It's the only affordable food for lazy motherfarkers that refuse to buy staple food items at the store and cook them.

There was an amazing article that got published years ago how what looks like bad financial planning isn't necessarily.

I believe that one of the things mentioned was that cooking your own food doesn't work when you live out a motel room with only a microwave.  And then you have to worry about roaches and mice because you don't have a dedicated kitchen.

Yes, it's possible to eat cheaply if you know how to cook.  And if you don't know how to cook, it could be a massive waste of money.  Cooking scales, so cooking for one each time often isn't worth it.  If you only have a mini fridge, you're not cooking large batches to microwave later.  If nothing else, it takes time when you could be working that third job.

If you're cooking for multiple people, especially trying to keep your kids healthy, maybe it's worth doing.  If you're just feeding yourself, that microwave burrito or roller dog doesn't seem like that bad of an option.

/has cooked for one, cheaply, for years
//but had the tiny closet-sized kitchen with the tiny fridge for over a year
///should get off my ass and finish writing up my notes on how to feed yourself cheaply for one now that I'm finally past most of the brain fog


Blah blah blah, most people aren't living out of motel rooms.  But you cherry pick some exceptions!
 
2023-02-08 5:24:10 PM  

BunchaRubes: Blah blah blah, most people aren't living out of motel rooms.  But you cherry pick some exceptions!


You're right, most people aren't.  But when you talk about trying to do things cheaply, you have to talk about poor people.

That means people on motel rooms, mobile homes, RVs, living out of their car, etc.

Hell, my county was dumb enough during the pandemic to give food aid but then require proof of an address in the county, so turned away unhomed people.  (The library staff waited until the county social worker left, then raided the bags of food to be distributed to figure out what didn't require cooking / can opener / etc)

Most people don't cook like the chefs on TV with their stand mixers and $300 LeCreuset pots
 
2023-02-08 5:36:44 PM  

The Weekend Baker: waxbeans: The Weekend Baker: Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.

Have you ever tried to eat just two eggs 3 times a day?

Aren't you the guy who brags about weighing 400 pounds?  If there's a point you're trying to make, go look in a mirror.  I'm sure you'll quickly realize you don't have one.


I've used eggs to Atkins.

/
🍽 🎒 🍆
 
2023-02-08 6:29:00 PM  

The Weekend Baker: BunchaRubes: The Weekend Baker: Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.

HAHAHhahahHAhHAhaHAhaHAHAHA

Processed/fast food is hardly the only affordable food for lower income families.  It's the only affordable food for lazy motherfarkers that refuse to buy staple food items at the store and cook them.

When I was barely able to find two pennies to rub together I learned that staple foods - potatoes, rice, pasta, unprepared meat (like chicken leg quarters) and a cheap slow cooker were far better uses of my money than things like cable TV and a cell phone.

I make great money these days and most of the time still cook the same way - staple foods and a slow cooker.  Although I added a pressure cooker to the cheap food arsenal over a decade ago.

Preach it (my post was sarcasm, FWIW, based on the number of people who love to trot out that excuse).  For most of my life, I was always broke, and adding in medical bills left me teetering on the brink of bankruptcy 15+ years ago.  Not only did I do what you describe in order to survive, even going as far as baking my own bread every weekend because it was cheaper than even the least expensive bread in the store (hence the moniker), I became an avid budgeter to track my spending.

And like you, though my financial woes are long gone, I still cook the exact same way with the same basic foods, still baking bread every weekend even though I could easily afford a high-end artisan loaf (hell, what I bake qualifies as artisan loaves).  My budget shows that my total grocery expense for a family of three for the year ended 2022 was almost identical to 2021, at a time when people are claiming it's even harder to buy healthy food because of the prices.  And that's with being married to a woman who doesn't look at prices when she shops.
...


a rice cooker, eggs, and about 15 dollars worth of vegetables per week can get a fella by for a long time.
 
2023-02-08 10:01:09 PM  

The Weekend Baker: waxbeans: The Weekend Baker: Eggs recently reached an all-time high of $4.25 a dozen on average in the US

35 cents for an egg (a healthy food) is considered too expensive in a country that thinks processed/fast food is the only affordable food for lower income families.

Have you ever tried to eat just two eggs 3 times a day?

Aren't you the guy who brags about weighing 400 pounds?  If there's a point you're trying to make, go look in a mirror.  I'm sure you'll quickly realize you don't have one.


Good lord, people are mean.
 
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