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(CP24 Toronto)   Person rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries after being assaulted at Ajax place. According to Troyan sources, Hector's condition has since stabilized   (cp24.com) divider line
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Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 8:13:31 AM  
1971 Hudson & Landry - Ajax Liquor Store (mono 45)
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aRegularJoe_aRegularJob
2023-02-08 8:22:00 AM  
Lighten up, Francis.
 
Eat The Placenta
2023-02-08 8:26:02 AM  
Stabed. That's the way I'm gonna go. Lucky
 
Nick Nostril
2023-02-08 8:26:23 AM  
Police looking for the suspect who is said to have an abrasive personality. Apparently he made a clean getaway.
 
Chthonic Echoes [OhFark]
2023-02-08 8:28:24 AM  
Troyan?

/How does that even pass autocorrect?
 
iheartscotch
2023-02-08 8:28:27 AM  
I have a tough time reading The Iliad because of the antipathy between Agamemnon and Achilles....it's just so petty.
 
BitwiseShift
2023-02-08 8:31:40 AM  
Olympus cos-play thread.
 
OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2023-02-08 8:35:25 AM  
He got cleaned like a tornado.
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 8:37:14 AM  
"Life-threatening injuries" and, yet, there somehow wasn't a scratch on him.
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bughunter [BareFark]
2023-02-08 8:39:27 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Troyan?

/How does that even pass autocorrect?


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ifky
2023-02-08 8:42:03 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Life-threatening injuries" and, yet, there somehow wasn't a scratch on him.
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Gillmartin
2023-02-08 8:48:35 AM  
I definitely would have used a Warriors reference...
 
TheraTx
2023-02-08 8:53:41 AM  
W
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anted:
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 9:04:28 AM  
Thankfully, sources aren't expecting a full page refresh...
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 9:15:46 AM  
we hate ajax
Youtube i497HqYu874
 
ukexpat
2023-02-08 9:19:06 AM  
*cough, Trojan...
 
muphasta
2023-02-08 9:20:48 AM  
I guess he didn't, "Mind the Gap"?
Ajax- Mind The Gap Waxtrax! Records 1989
Youtube 3ETmjQUelx0
 
ukexpat
2023-02-08 9:55:39 AM  
Some of these punny headlines are Virgil on the ridiculous.
 
pheelix
2023-02-08 10:26:20 AM  
Shouldn't be hard to find the perpetrator. The whole thing was caught on camera.
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Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-02-08 11:06:09 AM  
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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 12:58:10 PM  
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