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eurotrader [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 9:19:40 PM  
Attacking a NATO country means the gloves come off and Russia will cease to exist as a country shortly thereafter.
 
Bootleg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 9:38:59 PM  
"The special [military] operation will be over before the end of this year. "

I also think this is likely. We probably disagree about what that looks like, though.
 
LordBeavis [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 2:29:30 AM  
"...European countries will admit they have been wrong, the West will fall to its knees, and, as usual, European countries will have to cooperate with the Russian Federation in all spheres,"

JFC, dude, stick to key bumps.  If you must do lines, make them as thin as John Waters' moustache not as thick as Andre the Giant's thumbs.  Though I suppose someone being in charge of Chechnya during Putin's folly, you'd better project power or get fitted for your funeral shroud.
 
pleasebelieve [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 2:42:30 AM  
And then he challenged LeBron James to a dunk contest
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-08 2:43:52 AM  
Not a repeat?

Brief History of Poland
Youtube -UL8MCgwTlk
 
John Hopoate
2023-02-08 2:43:54 AM  
Why does Kadyrov want to invade Poland?  Do they have more and sexier goats than Chechnya?
 
ansius
2023-02-08 2:44:16 AM  
They're all absolutely insane.
 
NINEv2
2023-02-08 2:44:35 AM  
He looks like a loud breather.
 
pleasebelieve [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 2:44:36 AM  
And if you can't take Bakhmut, you probably can't handle Warsaw
 
Slaxl
2023-02-08 2:51:01 AM  

ansius: They're all absolutely insane.


Of course they are. But it's 'interesting' he mentions Satanists. He's also mentioned paedophiles in the past. I wonder where he gets his talking points from.

He's basically Fox News.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-08 2:53:57 AM  

Slaxl: But it's 'interesting' he mentions Satanists. He's also mentioned paedophiles in the past. I wonder where he gets his talking points from.

He's basically Fox News.


Well based on where Fox News and republicans get their talking points, I believe this Russian guy may simply be Satan.  Or likes banging baby demons or something.
 
batlock666
2023-02-08 2:57:35 AM  

John Hopoate: Why does Kadyrov want to invade Poland?  Do they have more and sexier goats than Chechnya?


Better opportunities to make Tik Tok videos.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-08 2:58:14 AM  

eurotrader: Attacking a NATO country means the gloves come off and Russia will cease to exist as a country shortly thereafter.


<Smart>, <Funny>

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<Scary>
 
The Southern Dandy
2023-02-08 2:58:57 AM  
Poland to Russia...

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Ashcroftx360
2023-02-08 3:05:14 AM  
i do not wish ill for most anyone...alas Kadyrov is one of the few who i think could benefit from a sudden defenestration.
 
pleasebelieve [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 3:05:46 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Not a repeat?

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Your funny video made me laugh when it said that Poland was invaded by the Germans in WW2 and then the Soviets invaded in 1944.  Didn't the Soviets invade Poland from the east as the Nazis invaded from the west?  Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact?
 
hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-08 3:06:49 AM  
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hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-08 3:09:28 AM  

pleasebelieve: Ragin' Asian: Not a repeat?

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Your funny video made me laugh when it said that Poland was invaded by the Germans in WW2 and then the Soviets invaded in 1944.  Didn't the Soviets invade Poland from the east as the Nazis invaded from the west?  Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact?


September 17, 1939 - actually.
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 3:12:13 AM  
Russia should "denazify and demilitarize" Poland next.

Russia needs to "denazify" its own ass first. Starting with Der Fuhrer Putin.
 
Raoul Eaton [TotalFark]
2023-02-08 3:23:07 AM  

eurotrader: Attacking a NATO country means the gloves come off and Russia will cease to exist as a country shortly thereafter.


It will all be over by Christmas, as history has shown.
 
Potato Puti
2023-02-08 3:36:02 AM  

Raoul Eaton: eurotrader: Attacking a NATO country means the gloves come off and Russia will cease to exist as a country shortly thereafter.

It will all be over by Christmas, as history has shown.


If they think they they can go east... Remember Alaska is to their E and Alaska is the 49th State in the Union.
 
Iczer
2023-02-08 3:38:20 AM  
...pretty sure it was the nazis that invaded Poland there Pootin...
 
Giant Clown Shoe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-08 3:39:19 AM  
Aside from being a member of NATO, Poland has a real military w a real Air Force.

https://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.php?country_id=poland

They also seem to have a real willingness to get this inevitable fight out of the way. I'm not sure Chechnya or Russia actually want this smoke.
 
anuran
2023-02-08 3:41:34 AM  
at this rate them and what army?
watching them try their zerg rush against nato air superiority should be hilarious
 
replacementcool
2023-02-08 3:43:41 AM  

Slaxl: ansius: They're all absolutely insane.

Of course they are. But it's 'interesting' he mentions Satanists. He's also mentioned paedophiles in the past. I wonder where he gets his talking points from.

He's basically Fox News.


why do you think the talking points are coming from republicans, when we all know it's the reverse?
 
AbuHashish
2023-02-08 3:45:08 AM  
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SomeAmerican
2023-02-08 3:56:25 AM  
Yes we are well aware of Russia's intentions.

We know Russia's plan was to annex all of Ukraine as well as Belarus, and then use those resources and population to invade Europe.  We know that Putin's goal is to reenact WW2, with Russia as Germany.

Why else do you think the whole West is willing to back Ukraine indefinitely, with whatever aid is required?  Why else do you think the West willingly went through a recession to wean themselves off of Russian resources?

We know the path to broader conflict lies in doing too little to stop Russian imperialism, not in doing too much.
 
Zenith
2023-02-08 3:58:49 AM  
Russia's like to biatch and whine by how much it's been invaded and how unfair it all is but there are other countries which have been farked over by History even worse.
Poland is one of those, but being Polish and having more balls they don't make a big deal of it.
Korea is another.

should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2023-02-08 4:00:57 AM  

replacementcool: Slaxl: ansius: They're all absolutely insane.

Of course they are. But it's 'interesting' he mentions Satanists. He's also mentioned paedophiles in the past. I wonder where he gets his talking points from.

He's basically Fox News.

why do you think the talking points are coming from republicans, when we all know it's the reverse?


I really don't want to know about Republicans coming from talking points.
 
Animatronik
2023-02-08 4:06:48 AM  
The first rule of Putin Nazi club is that you do not talk like a Nazi.
 
calufrax
2023-02-08 4:11:31 AM  

Ashcroftx360: i do not wish ill for most anyone...alas Kadyrov is one of the few who i think could benefit from a sudden defenestration.


His death will be sad.

Because it won't be a tragedy, and it definitely won't be an accident...
 
CasperImproved
2023-02-08 4:11:37 AM  
I laugh at people that that put themselves in the category of "I'm a proud member of the Darwin list".

Come at NATO Bro.
 
SomeAmerican
2023-02-08 4:13:34 AM  

Zenith: should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.


Should Russia somehow win a total victory in Ukraine - they somehow annex the whole thing + Belarus - their next likely target would be Kazakhstan I think.  After that, Latvia & Estonia & Lithuania.  Then Poland.

What they definitely wouldn't do is stop with just Ukraine.  Which is of course why we are helping Ukraine stop them instead.  We could be doing far, far more there, but what we are doing seems likely to be enough.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-08 4:16:59 AM  

FatherChaos: Russia should "denazify and demilitarize" Poland next.

Russia needs to "denazify" its own ass first. Starting with Der Fuhrer Putin.


Those NAZI's that Russia is crowing about in Donbas, WERE RUSSIANS...
Russia sent those clowns there...

READ....

Note; that these were written WAY before this fiasco started btw..So it's not like it's post
war propaganda or anything..The Bellingcat story was posted in 2019!! This war has been in the works
for a while..

The "Hardcore" Russian Neo-Nazi Group That Calls Ukraine Home - bellingcat

Neo-Nazi Russian nationalist exposes how Russia's leaders sent them to Ukraine to kill Ukrainians
 
Parrahs
2023-02-08 4:21:06 AM  
So is this Putin and Kaczynski helping FUD up each others' home fronts, or the former telling the latter he ain't performing to the standards of his pay grade?
 
SomeFarkinFarmgirl
2023-02-08 4:23:48 AM  

SomeAmerican: Zenith: should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.

Should Russia somehow win a total victory in Ukraine - they somehow annex the whole thing + Belarus - their next likely target would be Kazakhstan I think.  After that, Latvia & Estonia & Lithuania.  Then Poland.

What they definitely wouldn't do is stop with just Ukraine.  Which is of course why we are helping Ukraine stop them instead.  We could be doing far, far more there, but what we are doing seems likely to be enough.


I think the West is still trying to figure out who will take over in Russia if/when Putin kicks the bucket before they commit more advanced weapons that could be construed as direct NATO involvement. Unfortunately, it's very difficult to discern exactly who might be Putin's heir when so many high-ranking Russians keep dying unexpectedly.
 
neaorin
2023-02-08 4:26:01 AM  

Parrahs: So is this Putin and Kaczynski helping FUD up each others' home fronts, or the former telling the latter he ain't performing to the standards of his pay grade?


This is Kadyrov posturing in front of both Vladimir Putin and his fellow Chechens.
Because the second he appears weak, the former will cut him loose to be torn into pieces by the latter.
 
SomeFarkinFarmgirl
2023-02-08 4:31:53 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: SomeAmerican: Zenith: should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.

Should Russia somehow win a total victory in Ukraine - they somehow annex the whole thing + Belarus - their next likely target would be Kazakhstan I think.  After that, Latvia & Estonia & Lithuania.  Then Poland.

What they definitely wouldn't do is stop with just Ukraine.  Which is of course why we are helping Ukraine stop them instead.  We could be doing far, far more there, but what we are doing seems likely to be enough.

I think the West is still trying to figure out who will take over in Russia if/when Putin kicks the bucket before they commit more advanced weapons that could be construed as direct NATO involvement. Unfortunately, it's very difficult to discern exactly who might be Putin's heir when so many high-ranking Russians keep dying unexpectedly.


I also didn't mean to type that as a reply so please accept my apologies. I meant to put a shot of rum in my glass full of ice, ended up filling the whole glass with Bacardi, and was too lazy to find a funnel to pour some back in the bottle so I could add diet Coke. Anyways, sorry.
 
Zenith
2023-02-08 4:39:55 AM  

SomeAmerican: Zenith: should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.

Should Russia somehow win a total victory in Ukraine - they somehow annex the whole thing + Belarus - their next likely target would be Kazakhstan I think.  After that, Latvia & Estonia & Lithuania.  Then Poland.

What they definitely wouldn't do is stop with just Ukraine.  Which is of course why we are helping Ukraine stop them instead.  We could be doing far, far more there, but what we are doing seems likely to be enough.


yep I agree with we should be doing a lot more, I think Putin assumes he has Belarus and Kazakhstan where he wants them and can be re-absorbed at leisure or a minor palace coup to put in place a more amiable muppet.
militarily I think Moldova is next and likely Poland, the Baltic states would then be isolated and easy pickings.
 
Speaker to Lampposts
2023-02-08 5:14:01 AM  

hardinparamedic: pleasebelieve: Ragin' Asian: Not a repeat?

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Your funny video made me laugh when it said that Poland was invaded by the Germans in WW2 and then the Soviets invaded in 1944.  Didn't the Soviets invade Poland from the east as the Nazis invaded from the west?  Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact?

September 17, 1939 - actually.


"This article is about part of Invasion of Poland in 1939. For the Soviet invasion of Poland in 1920, see Polish-Soviet War."

Yikes.
 
theguyyousaw
2023-02-08 5:15:36 AM  
From all accounts, Poland is absolutely salivating for the opportunity to destroy Russia.
They're on a world tour buying any equipment they can for this purpose.

Do ya feel lucky punk?

Do ya?
 
SomeAmerican
2023-02-08 5:16:44 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: SomeFarkinFarmgirl: SomeAmerican: Zenith: should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.

Should Russia somehow win a total victory in Ukraine - they somehow annex the whole thing + Belarus - their next likely target would be Kazakhstan I think.  After that, Latvia & Estonia & Lithuania.  Then Poland.

What they definitely wouldn't do is stop with just Ukraine.  Which is of course why we are helping Ukraine stop them instead.  We could be doing far, far more there, but what we are doing seems likely to be enough.

I think the West is still trying to figure out who will take over in Russia if/when Putin kicks the bucket before they commit more advanced weapons that could be construed as direct NATO involvement. Unfortunately, it's very difficult to discern exactly who might be Putin's heir when so many high-ranking Russians keep dying unexpectedly.

I also didn't mean to type that as a reply so please accept my apologies. I meant to put a shot of rum in my glass full of ice, ended up filling the whole glass with Bacardi, and was too lazy to find a funnel to pour some back in the bottle so I could add diet Coke. Anyways, sorry.


Eh you have nothing to apologize for.

And I think you are right that it's really unclear who would succeed Putin.  Worse, it's not even clear who would be in charge of making that decision.  Back in the Soviet days, when a new premier was needed, the Central Committee was responsible for figuring that out.  But now... who knows?

Putin seems happy to create as much uncertainty about this as possible... I think he figures that the more chaos that will erupt when he dies / is removed, the safer he is.  Maybe he's right about that from a personal standpoint, but it's a ticking timebomb for Russia.
 
LordJiro [OhFark]
2023-02-08 5:20:25 AM  

Zenith: SomeAmerican: Zenith: should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.

Should Russia somehow win a total victory in Ukraine - they somehow annex the whole thing + Belarus - their next likely target would be Kazakhstan I think.  After that, Latvia & Estonia & Lithuania.  Then Poland.

What they definitely wouldn't do is stop with just Ukraine.  Which is of course why we are helping Ukraine stop them instead.  We could be doing far, far more there, but what we are doing seems likely to be enough.

yep I agree with we should be doing a lot more, I think Putin assumes he has Belarus and Kazakhstan where he wants them and can be re-absorbed at leisure or a minor palace coup to put in place a more amiable muppet.
militarily I think Moldova is next and likely Poland, the Baltic states would then be isolated and easy pickings.


Moldova, maybe, but only if it happens before it joins the EU. If Russia invades Poland, though, Russia will cease to exist before it can worry about the Baltic states.

NATO has been preparing for a fight with Russia since its inception, and has had a far greater ability to actually maintain its arsenal, both conventional and nuclear. It won't be quick or easy, but it is not a fight Russia can win.
 
SanityIsAFullTimeJob
2023-02-08 5:28:01 AM  

pleasebelieve: And if you can't take Bakhmut, you probably can't handle Warsaw


That's probably not going to end up being the best example, but there is approximately 0 risk of an invasion of Poland - although not necessarily 0 risk of punitive measures against Poland.
 
Bungles
2023-02-08 5:31:33 AM  
Sure, attack Poland with your twenty remaining tanks driven by conscripted alcoholics, it'll mean this is all over much, much quicker.
 
Zenith
2023-02-08 5:53:01 AM  

LordJiro: Zenith: SomeAmerican: Zenith: should Russia win in Ukraine (highly unlikely in my view) what remains will be utterly consumed by the Polish military, I doubt they'd need NATO assistance.

Should Russia somehow win a total victory in Ukraine - they somehow annex the whole thing + Belarus - their next likely target would be Kazakhstan I think.  After that, Latvia & Estonia & Lithuania.  Then Poland.

What they definitely wouldn't do is stop with just Ukraine.  Which is of course why we are helping Ukraine stop them instead.  We could be doing far, far more there, but what we are doing seems likely to be enough.

yep I agree with we should be doing a lot more, I think Putin assumes he has Belarus and Kazakhstan where he wants them and can be re-absorbed at leisure or a minor palace coup to put in place a more amiable muppet.
militarily I think Moldova is next and likely Poland, the Baltic states would then be isolated and easy pickings.

Moldova, maybe, but only if it happens before it joins the EU. If Russia invades Poland, though, Russia will cease to exist before it can worry about the Baltic states.

NATO has been preparing for a fight with Russia since its inception, and has had a far greater ability to actually maintain its arsenal, both conventional and nuclear. It won't be quick or easy, but it is not a fight Russia can win.


except Russia is drunk and thinks it can, even when knocked on its fat ass and every tooth kicked out.
 
Izunbacol [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-08 5:57:25 AM  

neaorin: Parrahs: So is this Putin and Kaczynski helping FUD up each others' home fronts, or the former telling the latter he ain't performing to the standards of his pay grade?

This is Kadyrov posturing in front of both Vladimir Putin and his fellow Chechens.
Because the second he appears weak, the former will cut him loose to be torn into pieces by the latter.


Kadyrov is the intersection of three spheres.  Backwater shiathole warlord, Islamic fighter, and MMA douche-bro.  He's like Sacha Baron Cohen was trying to do a bunch of characters at once and had a psychotic break where they all joined forces and took over.  Despite the fact that he's the Kremlin sanctioned leader of a semiautonomous district, he's also the leader of a a suzerain nation, and the son of its defeated freedom fighter.

It wouldn't surprise me if Kadyrov *wants* to see Putin bite off more than he can chew and be weakened internally.
 
Nogale
2023-02-08 6:07:29 AM  
I wonder - if Putin could have foreseen a year ago how things would go in Ukraine, would he have invaded?
 
boohyah
2023-02-08 6:14:48 AM  
Well...as a farker actually in Poland, I can honestly say that noone in my town, about 150km from the Ukraine border is that bothered about Russia or it's dreams of future conquest... I live in a village halfway up a mountain, I personally doubt that Russia will come here, and if they do, my house is a mini fortress, built late in the cold war with 2ft thick walls and its own water supply in the yard. I'll be fine
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2023-02-08 6:15:34 AM  

eurotrader: Attacking a NATO country means the gloves come off and Russia will cease to exist as a country shortly thereafter.


Russia will continue to exist, but Putin won't.
 
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