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2023-02-07 7:48:06 PM  
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2023-02-07 8:25:32 PM  
You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.
 
2023-02-07 8:27:55 PM  

NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.


Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.
 
2023-02-07 8:31:00 PM  

GardenWeasel: NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.

Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.


None of the whacky ideas in the bible are in the part Jesus inspired. A big premise of the new testament in his blood is be good to your fellow human even if you don't agree on everything.
 
2023-02-07 8:34:20 PM  
I just don't understand why Jim Bob Joe and Cathy Sue Anne (fascinating branch of Karens) just don't let their kids go to the library for a drag show reading if they don't want their kids to do that. Other parents could do the same if they choose. It's not like there are 24 hour drag shows at the library. Plenty of time for Kirk Cameron to gin up zero interest.

It seems woefully simple to put into practice. Almost criminal not to.
 
2023-02-07 8:35:21 PM  
School integration? Only chomos want school integration! -- Party of morality
 
2023-02-07 8:37:18 PM  

GardenWeasel: NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.

Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.


If they read the Bible to the kids, it would probably be the first time they read it at all.

Turns out, a lot of those out of context verses they love to cite don't mean what they think they mean. That Jesus guy's main ethos was "Don't be a dick".
 
2023-02-07 8:37:43 PM  
I am totally okay with a world that has a taco truck on every corner and a drag queen in every library. If such a place existed I would move there. It would be much more interesting than this place.
 
2023-02-07 8:47:07 PM  

revrendjim: I am totally okay with a world that has a taco truck on every corner and a drag queen in every library. If such a place existed I would move there. It would be much more interesting than this place.


In my whole life, I've never had a bad dream or fear about a drag queen or someone willing to sell me a taco.
 
2023-02-07 8:47:46 PM  
Still way better than a policeman or a priest doing story time there.
 
2023-02-07 8:47:54 PM  
If the idea of a man wearing women's clothing enrages you, you might be a f$cking idiot.
 
2023-02-07 8:52:56 PM  

coffeetime: Still way better than a policeman or a priest doing story time there.


The potential for murder/rape would definitely be lower with a drag queen.
 
2023-02-07 9:05:12 PM  
Something something George Santos something Library of Congress
 
2023-02-07 9:07:08 PM  

mrshowrules: revrendjim: I am totally okay with a world that has a taco truck on every corner and a drag queen in every library. If such a place existed I would move there. It would be much more interesting than this place.

In my whole life, I've never had a bad dream or fear about a drag queen or someone willing to sell me a taco.


Taco himself, on the other hand, terrifies me with his insistence on putting on the Ritz.  Just ain't right.
 
2023-02-07 9:17:47 PM  
Before COVID. my daughter and her friends talked about doing a Cosplay/Anime Story Hour for their Senior year service project. But, well, COVID.

They'd probably get protested or threatened today, partly just because, partly it wouldn't be Jesus-y enough, and it fits one definition of "drag" because girls as male characters. My daughter's first cosplay was Yato from Noragami. She wore it to JapanFest a couple of times. We ran into an Ebisu Kofuku one year:

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2023-02-07 9:23:11 PM  
Please do something about inflation. It's getting to be difficult to afford enough kitty litter for everyone in my family who now identifies as a cat.
 
2023-02-07 9:26:04 PM  
All Shakespeare plays were done originally  with drag performers.  Why do republicans hate the arts?
 
2023-02-07 9:37:28 PM  

eurotrader: All Shakespeare plays were done originally  with drag performers.  Why do republicans hate the arts?


Republicans can't SPELL "arts."
 
2023-02-07 9:46:28 PM  

djkutch: I just don't understand why Jim Bob Joe and Cathy Sue Anne (fascinating branch of Karens) just don't let their kids go to the library for a drag show reading if they don't want their kids to do that. Other parents could do the same if they choose. It's not like there are 24 hour drag shows at the library. Plenty of time for Kirk Cameron to gin up zero interest.

It seems woefully simple to put into practice. Almost criminal not to.


Although, if there were 24 hour drag queen story times at the Library, I would totally support that.
 
2023-02-07 9:53:11 PM  

NeoCortex42: mrshowrules: revrendjim: I am totally okay with a world that has a taco truck on every corner and a drag queen in every library. If such a place existed I would move there. It would be much more interesting than this place.

In my whole life, I've never had a bad dream or fear about a drag queen or someone willing to sell me a taco.

Taco himself, on the other hand, terrifies me with his insistence on putting on the Ritz.  Just ain't right.


Well, I know what my bad dreams tonight will be.
 
2023-02-07 10:26:21 PM  
And that is possibly the most disappointing broken campaign promise.  Where's my f*cking taco truck???
 
2023-02-07 10:48:21 PM  
That's a very punchable accent
 
2023-02-07 10:56:34 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: And that is possibly the most disappointing broken campaign promise.  Where's my f*cking taco truck???


I went (mostly) vegan after my heart surgery. My favorite taco truck makes what they think of as a vegan taco just for me. It's mostly grilled onions, grilled Serrano peppers, grilled bell peppers, and an amazing red pepper sauce served with fresh cabbage, radish slices, and lime wedges. So delicious! They're lovely people, and double down on the Lipitor because I don't have the heart to tell them.
 
2023-02-07 11:27:52 PM  

Notabunny: Benevolent Misanthrope: And that is possibly the most disappointing broken campaign promise.  Where's my f*cking taco truck???

I went (mostly) vegan after my heart surgery. My favorite taco truck makes what they think of as a vegan taco just for me. It's mostly grilled onions, grilled Serrano peppers, grilled bell peppers, and an amazing red pepper sauce served with fresh cabbage, radish slices, and lime wedges. So delicious! They're lovely people, and double down on the Lipitor because I don't have the heart to tell them.


I assume you're talking about the lard in the tortillas?  Or are they grilling everything in an animal fat?  Because I =gotta say, that sounds delicious even to my carnivore way
 
2023-02-07 11:28:13 PM  
...of thinking.  F*ck you, new MacBook.
 
2023-02-07 11:35:20 PM  

Notabunny: Benevolent Misanthrope: And that is possibly the most disappointing broken campaign promise.  Where's my f*cking taco truck???

I went (mostly) vegan after my heart surgery. My favorite taco truck makes what they think of as a vegan taco just for me. It's mostly grilled onions, grilled Serrano peppers, grilled bell peppers, and an amazing red pepper sauce served with fresh cabbage, radish slices, and lime wedges. So delicious! They're lovely people, and double down on the Lipitor because I don't have the heart to tell them.


That sounds yummy! How is it not vegan, too much lard?
 
2023-02-07 11:35:46 PM  

revrendjim: I am totally okay with a world that has a taco truck on every corner and a drag queen in every library. If such a place existed I would move there. It would be much more interesting than this place.


Though too expensive after word got out.
 
2023-02-07 11:35:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Notabunny: Benevolent Misanthrope: And that is possibly the most disappointing broken campaign promise.  Where's my f*cking taco truck???

I went (mostly) vegan after my heart surgery. My favorite taco truck makes what they think of as a vegan taco just for me. It's mostly grilled onions, grilled Serrano peppers, grilled bell peppers, and an amazing red pepper sauce served with fresh cabbage, radish slices, and lime wedges. So delicious! They're lovely people, and double down on the Lipitor because I don't have the heart to tell them.

I assume you're talking about the lard in the tortillas?  Or are they grilling everything in an animal fat?  Because I =gotta say, that sounds delicious even to my carnivore way


Everything. In. Animal fat. I allow my self a few cheats. A sprinkle of cheese here. A scoop of icecream there. And this taco truck. The grilled serranos make my eyes roll back. If you're ever in Stockton, CA, it's the one behind the Civic Auditorium. I am probably shortening my life with every bite. Totally worth it.
 
2023-02-07 11:36:07 PM  
As a parent I just can't in good conscience allow my child to see an adult wearing a costume. I'm a real person who hasn't had their brain destroyed by right-wing media.
 
2023-02-07 11:36:46 PM  
It's the late 1970s all over again, isn't it? Only we can't really put a pie in Anita's face and make it go away.

This kind of nonsense isn't going away until these people are dead in the ground and their children forget about them for what terrible people they were. I've firmly accepted that fact.

Also...I want my Taco truck Joe. You promised Taco Trucks. Where's my goddamn elote man, Joe?
 
2023-02-07 11:37:08 PM  
he probably meant "drag queens in every KATHLIK skool library"
 
2023-02-07 11:38:08 PM  
Scared white people really needs to become a minority in America.
 
2023-02-07 11:38:22 PM  

revrendjim: I am totally okay with a world that has a taco truck on every corner and a drag queen in every library. If such a place existed I would move there. It would be much more interesting than this place.


I feel weirdly compelled to star a taco truck / bookmobile staffed by drag queens.
 
2023-02-07 11:38:25 PM  
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2023-02-07 11:39:03 PM  

odinsposse: As a parent I just can't in good conscience allow my child to see an adult wearing a costume. I'm a real person who hasn't had their brain destroyed by right-wing media.


Here are several (heavily photoshopped) pictures of adults in costumes to scare you. Please believe us that they are a threat now?! Please?
 
2023-02-07 11:42:50 PM  
Republicans aren't protesting the drag Queen part. It's the library part they hate.
 
2023-02-07 11:42:57 PM  

hardinparamedic: It's the late 1970s all over again, isn't it? Only we can't really put a pie in Anita's face and make it go away.

This kind of nonsense isn't going away until these people are dead in the ground and their children forget about them for what terrible people they were. I've firmly accepted that fact.

Also...I want my Taco truck Joe. You promised Taco Trucks. Where's my goddamn elote man, Joe?


Unfortunately, they're not going away. They just morph; incels, for example.
 
2023-02-07 11:43:06 PM  
"Everything else is just cottage cheese"?

Is this a common idiom?
 
2023-02-07 11:43:09 PM  

eurotrader: GardenWeasel: NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.

Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.

None of the whacky ideas in the bible are in the part Jesus inspired. A big premise of the new testament in his blood is be good to your fellow human even if you don't agree on everything.


Lol yeah, and where'd THAT shiat get him? Nailed to a stick in the farking desert.
 
2023-02-07 11:43:42 PM  

Flappyhead: Scared white people really needs to become a minority in America.


We're working on that.
 
2023-02-07 11:43:54 PM  

NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.


I like how you said "read to their kids instead" like that ever has, or ever could happen.
 
2023-02-07 11:44:00 PM  

hardinparamedic: odinsposse: As a parent I just can't in good conscience allow my child to see an adult wearing a costume. I'm a real person who hasn't had their brain destroyed by right-wing media.

Here are several (heavily photoshopped) pictures of adults in costumes to scare you. Please believe us that they are a threat now?! Please?


Well as we all know anecdotal evidence is the most important evidence there is. So I'll assume that all elementary teachers are promoting this because I really haven't paid attention to my kids before but I now assume they're being enslaved by whatever scary thing the TV says is happening. I'm an excellent parent.
 
2023-02-07 11:44:07 PM  
and a plug in every butt
 
2023-02-07 11:44:12 PM  

eurotrader: GardenWeasel: NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.

Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.

None of the whacky ideas in the bible are in the part Jesus inspired. A big premise of the new testament in his blood is be good to your fellow human even if you don't agree on everything.


I know they've got "Conservepedia", have they come right out and done a "conservative" Bible yet?
 
2023-02-07 11:45:04 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Notabunny: Benevolent Misanthrope: And that is possibly the most disappointing broken campaign promise.  Where's my f*cking taco truck???

I went (mostly) vegan after my heart surgery. My favorite taco truck makes what they think of as a vegan taco just for me. It's mostly grilled onions, grilled Serrano peppers, grilled bell peppers, and an amazing red pepper sauce served with fresh cabbage, radish slices, and lime wedges. So delicious! They're lovely people, and double down on the Lipitor because I don't have the heart to tell them.

That sounds yummy! How is it not vegan, too much lard?


It is so yummy! But all the veggies and the corn tortillas are grilled in various tasty, tasty animal fats. Anymore, I only go there about once a month, and yes, I have my life insurance policy on auto pay.
 
2023-02-07 11:45:56 PM  

eurotrader: GardenWeasel: NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.

Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.

None of the whacky ideas in the bible are in the part Jesus inspired. A big premise of the new testament in his blood is be good to your fellow human even if you don't agree on everything.


Which makes me wonder, if you're a big fan of conservapedia, does that mean you're a conservapedophile?
 
2023-02-07 11:47:24 PM  

dailygrinds: eurotrader: GardenWeasel: NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.

Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.

None of the whacky ideas in the bible are in the part Jesus inspired. A big premise of the new testament in his blood is be good to your fellow human even if you don't agree on everything.

I know they've got "Conservepedia", have they come right out and done a "conservative" Bible yet?


Oh yes, they're working on it. Heavily into prosperity "Gospel."
 
2023-02-07 11:48:07 PM  
I think it's irrelevant. Public schools can't afford the drag queens
 
2023-02-07 11:48:53 PM  

dailygrinds: eurotrader: GardenWeasel: NeoCortex42: You know why Democrats are so happy that drag queens are reading to kids in libraries?  It's not because they're grooming anybody.  It's because they FARKING VOLUNTEER TO HELP.

If ol' Jim Bob Joe or Cathy Sue Anne want someone else to read to the kids instead, sign the fark up and offer to read to them.

Difficulty: They'll only read racist trash or the Bible, if they can read at all.

None of the whacky ideas in the bible are in the part Jesus inspired. A big premise of the new testament in his blood is be good to your fellow human even if you don't agree on everything.

I know they've got "Conservepedia", have they come right out and done a "conservative" Bible yet?


Yes. Conservative Bible Project - Conservapedia
 
2023-02-07 11:50:10 PM  
They will have to pry bosom buddies out of my cold dead hands
 
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