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(MPR News)   Much like subby after a few drinks, bear takes a cozy nap only to wake up wedged in a storm drain surrounded by Pop-Tarts   ( divider line
    More: Awkward, Minnesota, Hibernation, Agriculture, Bear, Size, Ear, Minnesota Department of Natural Resources officials, Ice  
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1942 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2023 at 11:17 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2023-02-07 8:56:47 PM  
Hee hee. Bears. I was working outside at dusk yesterday when my wife came home. She went to the mailbox, so I hid in some trees and started growling and shaking some branches. She "wasn't scared a bit" and "totally knew it was me," she said as she came back to the house after running a good ways squealing and yelping.

But this year, we don't have the boars and bears. This year it is foxes and moles. The foxes look really good. Not mangy or sad. Chipper. Well fed. Playful. They say it is good luck.
2023-02-07 11:20:51 PM  
"Who hasn't had a morning like that, am I right, fellas? You don't wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a weird scar running down one side, it's all good!"
2023-02-07 11:30:38 PM  
Cocaine would've gotten him out. Everybody has cocaine to give out at Halloween but suddenly no one has any when there's a bear in need.
2023-02-07 11:35:44 PM  

2fardownthread: The foxes look really good.

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2023-02-07 11:36:13 PM  
Toaster Strudel is clearly the superior toaster cooked baked good to wake up surrounded by.
2023-02-07 11:40:37 PM  
Subby is a bear, huh....

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2023-02-07 11:41:26 PM  
I think the lesson here is if you're ever in danger of being eaten by a bear, just pack one of its hind legs in ice and it won't be able to chase you.
2023-02-07 11:42:29 PM  
Did someone steal my Last Will and Testament?
2023-02-07 11:49:41 PM  
Forced out of his den by snowmelt? That's what every guy says when they end up sleeping on the couch because the wife is fed up with all of the snoring.
2023-02-08 12:04:14 AM  
Was this a Mad Libs headline?
2023-02-08 5:11:29 AM  
Point of order: bears do not hibernate.
2023-02-08 6:40:16 AM  
The biologist found a box of Pop Tart pastries, a head of lettuce, a dead sucker minnow, cat food and Swedish Fish candy at the scene...

P People in Minnesota are weird.
2023-02-08 2:53:30 PM  
I'm not the only one that happens to?
2023-02-08 6:31:25 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Point of order: bears do not hibernate.

Torpor, the smoker's hibernation.
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