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(WJLA Washington DC)   6th grader in trouble because he didn't bring enough for everybody   (wjla.com) divider line
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3289 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2023 at 6:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-02-07 6:52:38 PM  
A 6th grader at a Georgia middle school is facing charges after deputies say he offered marijuana-laced bars to two of his classmates.

Rookie mistake not getting some to the teacher first.
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 6:53:25 PM  
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Mouser
2023-02-07 6:53:51 PM  

Hinged: Victimless crime.


Stupidity rarely is.
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 6:54:15 PM  
Meh.  At least they were quiet...
 
aungen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 6:54:53 PM  
Communist typing detected on American soil - Lethal Force engaged.jpg

/I love the smell of fresh-cut grass, but it always makes me crave sushi.
 
Toxophil
2023-02-07 6:58:06 PM  
Yikes.
Ever been waaaay too high on edibles?
Now imagine a classroom full of sixth-graders going through that.
Poor teacher.

/claptrap!
 
Wessoman
2023-02-07 6:59:20 PM  
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MythDragon
2023-02-07 7:03:32 PM  
Didn't see it in the article, but I'm assuming helicopter parents rushed their kids to the hospital?
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 7:11:48 PM  

Toxophil: Yikes.
Ever been waaaay too high on edibles?
Now imagine a classroom full of sixth-graders going through that.
Poor teacher.


If I were the teacher I'd give up and just join them.

"Hey kids! Who wants to go in a wild adventure like Miss Frizzle?"

...and then I'd be a Fark headline.

/makes up statistics in 43% of discussions
 
kindms
2023-02-07 7:31:53 PM  

Toxophil: Yikes.
Ever been waaaay too high on edibles?
Now imagine a classroom full of sixth-graders going through that.
Poor teacher.


dont they still have flim strips and movies to show ?

creative drawing ?
 
phishrace
2023-02-07 7:36:33 PM  
Are we sure the teacher wasn't behind this? 6th grade boys are among the most annoying creatures on the planet. If teacher was involved, I'm voting justifiable.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 7:41:32 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Toxophil: Yikes.
Ever been waaaay too high on edibles?
Now imagine a classroom full of sixth-graders going through that.
Poor teacher.

If I were the teacher I'd give up and just join them.

"Hey kids! Who wants to go in a wild adventure like Miss Frizzle?"

...and then I'd be a Fark headline.


We watched the Magic School Bus. I'd have liked Ms. Frizzle to... [SLAP!]

Fark.
Is.
Not.
My.
Personal.
Erotica.
Site.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 7:42:15 PM  

Hinged: Victimless crime.


OOGA BOOGA!!
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 7:46:27 PM  

Unobtanium: Kalyco Jack: Toxophil: Yikes.
Ever been waaaay too high on edibles?
Now imagine a classroom full of sixth-graders going through that.
Poor teacher.

If I were the teacher I'd give up and just join them.

"Hey kids! Who wants to go in a wild adventure like Miss Frizzle?"

...and then I'd be a Fark headline.

We watched the Magic School Bus. I'd have liked Ms. Frizzle to... [SLAP!]

Fark.
Is.
Not.
My.
Personal.
Erotica.
Site.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 7:50:35 PM  
Be sure to keep those reefers hidden,
where you're sure that they won't be found.
And be careful not to smoke them,
When the Scout Master's around.
For he only will insist that they be shared!
Be prepared!
 
Nick el Ass
2023-02-07 8:06:44 PM  
6th grade version of reefer madness, and the one kid was like fark it I'm going home to watch cartoons and eat a bowl of cereal.

/one shy of an EGOT
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-02-07 8:09:32 PM  
The report says a paraprofessional at the school delivered a blue vape pen with no cartridge to the SRO on duty.

From one paraprofessional to another...
 
TomDooley
2023-02-07 8:10:05 PM  
What sort of third world backwaters country would press charges on a six year old for something as mundane as marijuana?
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 8:13:54 PM  
Dope.
 
freetomato
2023-02-07 8:31:49 PM  
*sigh*

Stuff like this is probably why Georgia won't have legal recreational cannabis for years.

I was in my home state of California for Christmas. Made my first legal buy, and got a military discount. Mind blown.  I also tried gummies for the first time - like!
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 8:36:48 PM  

TomDooley: What sort of third world backwaters country would press charges on a six year old for something as mundane as marijuana?


At common law an eleven year old has a rebuttable presumption of no criminal liability. That means he is assumed to be incapable of forming the requisite intent to commit a crime unless the prosecution can show demonstrate that he knew what he was doing was a crime by, for example, proving that he'd done it before and been reprimanded, or took steps to cover up the crime. State law may vary.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 10:06:00 PM  
If those same kids got caught with a bottle of booze this story would not have made the news. If they were chugging cough syrup by the bottle the biggest concern would have been that they might have resorted to shoplifting to acquire it.
 
ctighe2353
2023-02-07 10:32:06 PM  

TomDooley: What sort of third world backwaters country would press charges on a six year old for something as mundane as marijuana?


The same kind of backwater country where an adult can read an entire article thinking it's about a 6 year old when it says 11 year old and 6th grader several times

Maybe a little less pot when you were 11 and your brain was maturing and you would have an easier time remembering the details.
 
freetomato
2023-02-07 11:54:25 PM  

Kalyco Jack: TomDooley: What sort of third world backwaters country would press charges on a six year old for something as mundane as marijuana?

At common law an eleven year old has a rebuttable presumption of no criminal liability. That means he is assumed to be incapable of forming the requisite intent to commit a crime unless the prosecution can show demonstrate that he knew what he was doing was a crime by, for example, proving that he'd done it before and been reprimanded, or took steps to cover up the crime. State law may vary.


Most of the GQP wants eleven year old rape victims to bear children, or else! F'n monsters.
 
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