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(UPI) Hero Weapon used in a bar fight by a man who shot first sells at auction for over $1M or about 225,000 credits in a galaxy far, far away   (upi.com) divider line
    More: Hero, Star Wars, World War I, World War II, Auction, Guinness World Records, Machine gun, Star Wars (film), Mauser  
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933 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 07 Feb 2023 at 9:25 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-07 7:20:52 PM  
I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.
 
2023-02-07 7:33:38 PM  
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2023-02-07 9:37:47 PM  
How many quatloos is that?
 
2023-02-07 9:39:27 PM  

Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.


You just need the right mindset. You were saving cultural history to be appreciated by future generations. Those same orphans can view it while they wait for the transfusions keeping you young finish up
 
2023-02-07 9:58:11 PM  

Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.


What are you going to do with your own orphanage?
 
2023-02-07 9:59:48 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.

What are you going to do with your own orphanage?


That coal isn't going to mine itself
 
2023-02-07 10:11:15 PM  
It's an old broomstick Mauser with two other gun parts stuck on.  I could assemble than in my workshop in an afternoon.  Some people have too much money.

Reminds me of the old Man from UNCLE guns.  Sometimes the guns had an "N" or "S" on the butt, looking very cool that the guns were etched and personalized.  But sometimes, no letters.  Why.  One of the actors said, "Because they were just hardware store stick-on letters that kept falling off."  Oh, the glamor.
 
2023-02-07 10:15:56 PM  
Speaking of UNCLE, James Van Hise wrote the definitive episode guide.  He and a buddy lived near the MGM backlot.  Sometimes they would skip school to see if they could see the show being filmed before being shooed off.

Anyway, James read in the paper the show had been suddenly cancelled.  Being Hollywood-savvy, he and buddy skipped school that Monday morning and snuck onto the lot.  They knew which sound studio to check out, and dove in the dumpster behind.  Sure enough.  They "found" a pile of UNCLE paraphernalia.  Like, a THRUSH rifle, a rubber gun used to bonk people, an UNCLE communicator pen, two or three other things that they gave a new home.

Imagine what those items are worth today?  And they were THROWN OUT with the garbage!
 
2023-02-07 10:47:56 PM  

SunflowerKitten: Chemlight Battery: Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.

What are you going to do with your own orphanage?

That coal isn't going to mine itself


And what you make selling coal would more than pay for the blaster.

It's genius, really.
 
2023-02-07 10:55:21 PM  

claytonemery: It's an old broomstick Mauser with two other gun parts stuck on. I could assemble than in my workshop in an afternoon. Some people have too much money.


Just like the modern art forgery thread from a day or so ago.  If a forger can recreate a masterpiece so that no one except the experts can tell the difference why is one worth millions and one worth a couple hundred bucks?  Because.  That's why, just because.

There was a story on Fark a month or so ago about a car from The Avengers series.  A cool car all on its own, but worth a multiplied amount because it was used on the show.
 
2023-02-07 11:08:01 PM  
I'll bet he's laughing the guy who used the gun in Blade Runner.
 
2023-02-07 11:24:21 PM  

Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.


If that were the situation I'd just buy both.
 
2023-02-07 11:35:54 PM  

randyripoff: Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.

If that were the situation I'd just buy both.


Why do either of you need so many orphans?
 
2023-02-08 12:42:38 AM  

baron von doodle: randyripoff: Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.

If that were the situation I'd just buy both.

Why do either of you need so many orphans?


I think we've discovered the FARK alias' of Batman...
 
2023-02-08 12:50:59 AM  

Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.


'Alexa, play Duel of the Fates'

*ignites lightsaber, enters Makashi stance*
 
2023-02-08 1:15:11 AM  
Meh, it would have been worthwhile if Lucas hadn't gone back and messed with the Greedo scene, he ruined it and the whole character.
 
2023-02-08 3:23:08 AM  
Calling this prop "original" is a bit of a stretch. Here's an article from the Rock Island auction house about the gun, and the work that was done to make it salable: https://www.rockislandauction.com/riac-blog/han-solo-blaster-blastech-dl-44-from-star-wars-a-new-hope

FTA: "Now for my own personal satisfaction I asked Carl, although retired, if he was prepared to return to Bapty and rebuild what he had helped create all those years earlier and he agreed but with the proviso that he would only re-assemble the parts we had in the spirit of how they were originally put together," Watts wrote. "A flash hider was taken from our MG81 spares box, given their rarity feasibly the same one as used in 1977, and he got to work. The base of the scope mount in 1977 was possibly a complicated slide on dovetail but it was decided not to try and replicate that as the exact detail has been forgotten and just create speculation amongst 'Stars Wars' enthusiasts. Also the gizmos and small pieces glued on by the Art Department to make the C96 look suitably futuristic have not been replaced, even though replica parts are available, for the sake of purity. Whilst not being in the exact form seen by millions in the film, the end result contains 80% of the last remaining pieces of this iconic prop."

Here's a video on the same topic:
The ONLY Surviving, Original Han Solo Blaster
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For what it's worth, Rock Island charges a buyer's premium of typically 24%, so whoever bid $1,057,500 paid another $253,800 for the privilege of buying most of a prop gun. But whatever, it's all make-believe anyway.
 
2023-02-08 3:27:29 AM  
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2023-02-08 4:18:18 AM  

mjbok: If a forger can recreate a masterpiece so that no one except the experts can tell the difference why is one worth millions and one worth a couple hundred bucks?  Because.  That's why, just because.


It seems unreasonable to you that the price of an object may depend upon not just what the object *looks* like, but what it *is*?
 
2023-02-08 4:37:45 AM  
I had a plastic replica of that as a kid.  Even made noises if it had batteries in it, but I didn't actually like that noise, so I usually didn't bother with the batteries.
 
2023-02-08 5:46:41 AM  

baron von doodle: randyripoff: Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.

If that were the situation I'd just buy both.

Why do either of you need so many orphans?


There's only about 30 of them. Not to many.

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2023-02-08 5:49:03 AM  

claytonemery: I could assemble than in my workshop in an afternoon.


then, why aren't you?

You could be running a proper business creating some of the most lucrative sci-fi 'upcycled' props evar to be sold! (the markup on lightsabers, compared to the parts, is outstanding)

Heck, I might be you first customer if you can really make replicas, like you suggest.
 
2023-02-08 6:04:37 AM  

Alphax: I had a plastic replica of that as a kid.  Even made noises if it had batteries in it, but I didn't actually like that noise, so I usually didn't bother with the batteries.


I was explaining the why
 
2023-02-08 6:07:05 AM  

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Owning a piece of cinematic history that will be the envy of everyone you know?
 
2023-02-08 6:20:39 AM  

Tom-Servo: baron von doodle: randyripoff: Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.

If that were the situation I'd just buy both.

Why do either of you need so many orphans?

There's only about 30 of them. Not to many.

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But they've got a heavy rep!
 
2023-02-08 7:52:58 AM  

Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.


If I had that kind of money, I'd have it sitting on my mantle, next to Deckard's blaster.  After opening a few orphanages, of course.
 
2023-02-08 8:02:11 AM  
That item is priceless.
 
2023-02-08 8:13:30 AM  

uttertosh: claytonemery: I could assemble than in my workshop in an afternoon.

then, why aren't you?

You could be running a proper business creating some of the most lucrative sci-fi 'upcycled' props evar to be sold! (the markup on lightsabers, compared to the parts, is outstanding)

Heck, I might be you first customer if you can really make replicas, like you suggest.


Actually, Sideshow Toys does that.

They're in LA.  They made props for movies.  Then so many people wanted copies of the props, they started making and selling them.  Masks, claw hands, guns, swords.  Now they've expanded and make superb action figures.  So, yeah, there's a market for "disposable incomes".
 
2023-02-08 8:15:27 AM  
This is my favorite fan-made prop.  A replica of Thor's hammer -- and only the maker can lift it!

Only He is Worthy
 
2023-02-08 8:20:26 AM  

kdawg7736: That item is priceless.


So where does it belong?
 
2023-02-08 8:43:21 AM  
Didn't think there was that much of a Greedo fan base.
 
2023-02-08 9:22:51 AM  
They bought Greedo's gun?
 
2023-02-08 9:39:16 AM  

Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.


The problem is you see other people as people. A wealthy person sees them as tools. If you had a million dollars lying around, would you spend it on a shed for people to store random shovels?

Also, we don't know just how rich this guy is. What if he's a billionaire, but the poorest one at exactly $1B? That's 1/1000th of his wealth. Federal minimum wage at full time is $15k/yr (that is really sad). Would you spend $15? $1MM to this guy is $15 to a Walmart worker.
 
2023-02-08 10:11:16 AM  
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2023-02-08 11:12:13 AM  
I hate to be nerdy, but in the original version han did not shoot first. He was the only one that shot.

I will now go back to being a responsible semi grown up
 
2023-02-08 11:37:37 AM  

cocozilla: I hate to be nerdy, but in the original version han did not shoot first. He was the only one that shot.


Why are we just finding out about this now???
 
2023-02-08 11:54:05 AM  
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2023-02-08 12:25:14 PM  
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There goes a Todd's Costumes DL-44, pretty much universally held by the fake prop community as the very best fully-fashioned purchasable version of the prop. Between 700 - 900 bucks, depending on the finish, and looks like Exactly "the exact form seen by millions in the film." Another 300 for the leather holster rig, about 200 for a decent droid caller, 50 bucks for the CO2 cartidges, and about 150 for the vintage british airplane relays to fill the pockets... That's... 1600 dollars. Whoa.

Ha ha! What kind of dope would spend that much money on a toy pistol? Not me, I'll tell you...
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2023-02-08 12:43:43 PM  

cocozilla: I hate to be nerdy, but in the original version han did not shoot first. He was the only one that shot.

I will now go back to being a responsible semi grown up


It really makes for a better character arc. Greedo shoots first and Han is just a lucky guy who defends himself.

Han is the only one to shoot and we know he's a criminal who is not afraid to kill someone to stay out of trouble.
 
2023-02-08 12:52:06 PM  

cocozilla: I hate to be nerdy, but in the original version han did not shoot first. He was the only one that shot.

I will now go back to being a responsible semi grown up


Even if you're the only one, you still did it first
 
2023-02-08 1:12:57 PM  
So that's where it went.
 
2023-02-08 4:17:43 PM  
Yeah, but where can you get the power cells for it in THIS part of the galaxy? They haven't sold Type-QR3 cells around here since Radio Droid went out of business.
 
2023-02-08 4:39:50 PM  
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.
 
2023-02-08 5:43:12 PM  

cocozilla: I hate to be nerdy, but in the original version han did not shoot first. He was the only one that shot.

I will now go back to being a responsible semi grown up


Which is technically still first
 
2023-02-08 6:50:36 PM  
kdawg7736: That item is priceless.

Barricaded Gunman: So where does it belong?


Rob4127: IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.


12 hours later, but THANK YOU!
 
2023-02-09 1:20:07 AM  

baron von doodle: randyripoff: Mugato: I'm the biggest Star Wars geek on this site and if I was a billionaire I'd feel like an asshole buying that instead of an orphanage or something.

If that were the situation I'd just buy both.

Why do either of you need so many orphans?


They are usually sickly. So you have to replace them fairly often.
 
2023-02-09 1:23:10 AM  
I have an actual Mauser C96. It's getting hard to find 7.63 ammo for it.
 
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