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4427 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Feb 2023 at 5:02 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 2:16:33 PM  
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aleister_greynight [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 2:22:51 PM  
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cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 2:24:46 PM  
Musk is a South African. Just because he paid for U.S. citizenship doesn't...oh wait, yes it does.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 2:53:50 PM  
This guy wants Elon to buy him a horse?
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 5:01:21 PM  
Elon Musk is a rich, white man.  That checks a few boxes for some people.
 
SpecialSnowFlake
2023-02-07 5:04:08 PM  
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" -- The official motto of the GQP
 
mistahtom
2023-02-07 5:06:59 PM  
https://youtube.com/shorts/2QgxUAULuIk?feature=share
 
atari_eric
2023-02-07 5:07:50 PM  
To answer his question: the laws of physics does. The few laws the right cannot disobey.
 
Mambo Bananapatch [BareFark]
2023-02-07 5:08:16 PM  
If anyone ever asks you to explain "gaslighting," show them this.
 
Dr. Bison
2023-02-07 5:08:39 PM  
I bet he's a big Ingsoc fan.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 5:08:58 PM  
"Elon will help America find its own Apartheid, by golly. That's why we love him."
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-07 5:09:12 PM  
They're just "alternative facts".

Kellyanne Conway: Press Secretary Sean Spicer Gave 'Alternative Facts' | Meet The Press | NBC News
Youtube VSrEEDQgFc8
 
Gin Buddy
2023-02-07 5:09:16 PM  
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Evil Mackerel
2023-02-07 5:09:28 PM  
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Wait, what?
 
holdmybones
2023-02-07 5:09:34 PM  
Know vs believe.

An important distinction that we've decided to just do away with.
 
Meatsim1
2023-02-07 5:09:43 PM  
It's like one of those weirdo cults that believe they can change reality through sure force of wanting it to change
 
BeansNfranks
2023-02-07 5:09:54 PM  
"House committee to hold hearings on hunter biden laptop"

Are they going to show the crowd the laptop they have? Will hunter biden show up and claim his rightful property? Sue for defamation?

Honestly, i don't know one damn thing about the guy other than some coke-n-hooker story, so i hope he shows up and burns the whole damn thing down.
 
etoof
2023-02-07 5:10:38 PM  
"Who is going to decide?"

I don't know, maybe people that can tell the truth and have reading comprehension?
 
RasIanI
2023-02-07 5:11:00 PM  
He makes it sound like its an impossible task to parse information, to make a verifiable determination of facts - therefore everything should be just be thrown against the wall and seen as the same.

JFC
 
etoof
2023-02-07 5:11:27 PM  

Meatsim1: It's like one of those weirdo cults that believe they can change reality through sure force of wanting it to change


"Christians"

Use less words next time.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 5:12:29 PM  

RasIanI: He makes it sound like its an impossible task to parse information, to make a verifiable determination of facts - therefore everything should be just be thrown against the wall and seen as the same.

JFC


Yes, the gaslighting endgame
 
PartTimeBuddha [OhFark]
2023-02-07 5:13:00 PM  

RasIanI: He makes it sound like its an impossible task to parse information, to make a verifiable determination of facts - therefore everything should be just be thrown against the wall and seen as the same.

JFC


I like turtles.
 
Snapper Carr
2023-02-07 5:13:17 PM  
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The Homer Tax
2023-02-07 5:13:25 PM  
The cool thing about "facts" is that it doesn't matter whether people "believe" in them or not...
 
BitwiseShift
2023-02-07 5:14:05 PM  
It's the rise of the Information Nihilist ®   Chip Roy also brags about being a nihilist.  He doesn't believe in government, so he's part of the government just to prove and make sure it can't and doesn't work.

Both have nothing but contempt for the voter and see the stupidity of their constituency to be a feature.
 
Blathering Idjut
2023-02-07 5:15:06 PM  
GOP nihilism on display.
 
NutWrench
2023-02-07 5:15:17 PM  
I sure hope they figure out why none of the Chinese spy balloons were detected during the Trump administration.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64547394
 
mpirooz
2023-02-07 5:15:48 PM  

The Homer Tax: The cool thing about "facts" is that it doesn't matter whether people "believe" in them or not...


To the facts, people on the other hand..
 
fiddlehead
2023-02-07 5:15:51 PM  
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gilgigamesh
2023-02-07 5:16:29 PM  
I love the excerpt just below that.

"We don't need to investigate Trump because there's already a special counsel doing that."

"But there's also a special counsel investigating Biden."

"Special counsels are never effective. I don't trust them. So we have to do our own investigation."

"So why do you trust the special counsel investigating Trump?"

"SMOKE BOMB!!"

"... Rep. Comer, you're generally supposed to throw a smoke bomb to escape a question you can't answer.  You can't just yell it."
 
Gergesa
2023-02-07 5:16:43 PM  
Every time someone like Comer asks that the reporter should say "there are reports you are a pedophile.  Would you like to explain yourself?"

And when Comer or some other R denies it demand to know who decides if it is disinformation.
 
Botkin of the Yard
2023-02-07 5:16:45 PM  
Every single question she asked was met with an evasion.  It's just surreal.
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2023-02-07 5:17:15 PM  
"Thank goodness"? Don't you believe in God?
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-07 5:17:22 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: If anyone ever asks you to explain "gaslighting," show them this.


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LurkerSupreme [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 5:17:31 PM  

atari_eric: To answer his question: the laws of physics does. The few laws the right cannot disobey.


You hear that right wingers? This liberal elitist is trying to tell you that you have to obey his so-called "laws" of physics. But you know better don't you? The laws of physics are a scam foisted upon you by Soros and his deep state goons.

You can go prove them wrong right now. Get in your pickup truck, find a big brick wall, and drive straight into it at 90 MPH without wearing your seat belt. If you believe hard enough that you're right, and that the laws of physics are wrong, your truck will just bounce right off and you'll be just fine. That'll show those uppity libs who think you have no choice but to believe their lies about "physics" and "science."
 
Dels
2023-02-07 5:17:46 PM  
I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
 
OhioUGrad
2023-02-07 5:18:03 PM  

fragMasterFlash: This guy wants Elon to buy him a horse?


The real question is what does he want to do WITH that horse

/or that horse to do WITH him
 
Somacandra [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 5:18:33 PM  
I Farking hate relativists.
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2023-02-07 5:20:05 PM  
"Who gets to decide?": the reasoning of an abject coward.
 
Frederf
2023-02-07 5:20:45 PM  
You don't decide what is true, you discover what is true. Anyone who asks the question he does is the enemy of all truth and beauty.
 
Oysterman
2023-02-07 5:20:51 PM  
Who makes the decision as to who determines what's misinformation and what's not? One thing that you make think is disinformation I may believe is fact. Who's gonna decide?

This sounds fun.
Fact: True to Kentucky, Comer loves the horses like Troy McClure loves the fishes.
 
qorkfiend
2023-02-07 5:21:23 PM  

The Homer Tax: The cool thing about "facts" is that it doesn't matter whether people "believe" in them or not...


That's just...incredibly false.

For example, it mattered a great deal when people believed Iraq had weapons of mass destruction despite the fact they didn't.
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2023-02-07 5:22:59 PM  
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Tyrone Slothrop
2023-02-07 5:27:03 PM  

RasIanI: He makes it sound like its an impossible task to parse information, to make a verifiable determination of facts - therefore everything should be just be thrown against the wall and seen as the same.

JFC


Republicans have been doing that since Reagan.
 
wozzeck
2023-02-07 5:29:55 PM  
There are stupid people,.

There are just plain political hacks.

There are unusually stupid people.

Then you have Comer. An usually stupid political hack.
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2023-02-07 5:34:30 PM  

Blathering Idjut: GOP nihilism on display.


It's not nihilism. They believe in something, and that's power over everything else. They're not nihilists, they're fascists.

/at least it's an ethos
 
Jiggatron69
2023-02-07 5:34:31 PM  
Ok, Skynet....go ahead and do your thing.....

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Great_Milenko
2023-02-07 5:34:38 PM  

fragMasterFlash: This guy wants Elon to buy him a horse?


He wants Elon to ride him like a horse.
 
kling_klang_bed
2023-02-07 5:34:50 PM  

Meatsim1: It's like one of those weirdo cults that believe they can change reality through sure force of wanting it to change


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Tyrone Slothrop
2023-02-07 5:38:11 PM  

OhioUGrad: fragMasterFlash: This guy wants Elon to buy him a horse?

The real question is what does he want to do WITH that horse

/or that horse to do WITH him


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Thank You Mask Man
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