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2023-02-07 7:06:44 PM  
Blues Brothers - Sink the Bismarck
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2023-02-07 7:24:34 PM  
Pretty sure they released an album last year

Roll and Go
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2023-02-07 7:36:31 PM  
As I get older, ten-minute videos replacing a page or two of print gets more and more annoying.
 
2023-02-07 7:50:55 PM  
So what happened to the great naval battles of the First World War? How was it that the merchant ships came to play the pivotal role?

Well, given that the first naval battles of WW1 were fought in South America over the shipments of various nitrate containing stuffs (partly birdcrap), it's pretty bloody obvious what happened.

Amateurs talk tactics.  Professionals talk logistics.
 
2023-02-07 7:53:25 PM  
The Fat Electrician Reviews: The USS Texas (The Last Dreadnought)
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2023-02-07 7:59:07 PM  
Because they were such high value targets and so expensive to build that they couldn't be risked in battle.

Did I get it right? DNRTFA
 
2023-02-07 9:11:18 PM  
I used to think that dreadnoughts were Rastafarian donuts.
 
2023-02-07 9:31:14 PM  
The Drachinifel videos on YouTube are excellent. A guy nerding out for all to see, and at length. He could speak for hours on the topic, and most certainly has.

""The Dreadnought Problem" is probably useful to take a look at what is happening between the US and China today. What kind of battles are you going to fight? Why? You build these huge vessels based on doctrine and strategy, and they are such huge commitments of resources that become almost useless when "things change." The Yamato class battleships were meant for a different battle and a different war.

And as far as Jutland, well, what if you have a force that can still  be a deterrent, but is not strong enough to give you a good chance of dominating the seas? You settle for keeping what you have instead of gambling it all away. WWI was all about attrition. You keep what you have and try to get the best terms for peace... eventually. You keep your ships out of range of enemy guns and U-boats and keep going.

In other times, you can use battleships to beat up lesser empires such as Spain in the 1900s, or use the New Jersey to bombard.. whatever it was. Russia is finding out that its navy is vulnerable, and that the larger ships are just larger targets.
 
2023-02-07 9:42:54 PM  

wax_on: Because they were such high value targets and so expensive to build that they couldn't be risked in battle.

Did I get it right? DNRTFA


Close. They couldn't be risked against things that might damage them significantly.
 
2023-02-07 9:43:22 PM  

2fardownthread: The Drachinifel videos on YouTube are excellent. A guy nerding out for all to see, and at length. He could speak for hours on the topic, and most certainly has.

""The Dreadnought Problem" is probably useful to take a look at what is happening between the US and China today. What kind of battles are you going to fight? Why? You build these huge vessels based on doctrine and strategy, and they are such huge commitments of resources that become almost useless when "things change." The Yamato class battleships were meant for a different battle and a different war.

And as far as Jutland, well, what if you have a force that can still  be a deterrent, but is not strong enough to give you a good chance of dominating the seas? You settle for keeping what you have instead of gambling it all away. WWI was all about attrition. You keep what you have and try to get the best terms for peace... eventually. You keep your ships out of range of enemy guns and U-boats and keep going.

In other times, you can use battleships to beat up lesser empires such as Spain in the 1900s, or use the New Jersey to bombard.. whatever it was. Russia is finding out that its navy is vulnerable, and that the larger ships are just larger targets.


Do you see torpedo boats?
 
2023-02-07 9:51:11 PM  
The battlefleets proved immensely successful.

The Grand Fleet kept the Germans from doing much of anything in the Atlantic with the High Seas Fleet. If the Germans could sortie their surface fleet into the Atlantic and attack shipping and/or sweep up transports in the Channel, that would be devastating to the Allied War effort. The High Seas Fleet also played an important role in the defeat of the Russians on the Eastern Front.

And if the British had been able to steam into the Baltic and hit the German coastline largely with impunity, that opens up various strategic options that could have knocked Germany out of the war or at least cripples their fighting ability. But they couldn't do that because if they suffered significant losses it could get the Germans in a position to use their fleet in the Atlantic as per above.

Even if you just delete the capital ships from both sides, all the destroyers and cruisers and such the British used as fleet screens can now be reallocated to protect shipping.

Them not fighting each other in many pitched battles does not mean they didn't do anything.
 
2023-02-07 10:14:21 PM  

natazha: As I get older, ten-minute videos replacing a page or two of print gets more and more annoying.


 i like videos, but I also want print.

It's like Almond Joy and Mounds
 
2023-02-07 10:29:05 PM  

wax_on: Because they were such high value targets and so expensive to build that they couldn't be risked in battle.

Did I get it right? DNRTFA


Both sides risked them in battle, the British were praying to God for a chance for the battle fleets to slug it out. And the Germans were repeatedly trying to draw out British formations to engage them.

They were too critical to the defense of their respective countries to be risked in battle without a significant advantage. So the Germans were trying to engage smaller elements before the larger fleet could arrive and the British tried to engage with their entire fleet.

Add to that the fact that winning at sea was not required to win the war (winning at sea would merely give that side a large advantage on land) so there isn't any incentive to take risks.

Also, cost would be far less important than build time. A battleship takes years to go from the decision to build one to getting it ready for combat. With various advantages and long lead items in the works earlier, it took about 20 months to go from keel laying to commissioning for the Renown-class battlecruisers. And those are probably in the most capable shipyards of that era. So if you suffered significant losses they could not be replaced regardless of available money and steel
 
2023-02-07 11:01:27 PM  
i feel like i saw this recently.
 
2023-02-08 12:02:58 AM  
There's a trope for that because of course there is.
 
2023-02-08 3:53:57 AM  

natazha: As I get older, ten-minute videos replacing a page or two of print gets more and more annoying.


Thats because we live in the age of narsacistic twats who spent their entire lives obsessing over worthless shiat like thumbs up or likes, and they would all rather kill themselves before they choose not to be on camera.

And they really need to hurry up, because suicide is the only way all these twats can improvehe world. Starting with jake paul and other garbage like him
 
2023-02-08 8:21:46 AM  

dywed88: Add to that the fact that winning at sea was not required to win the war (winning at sea would merely give that side a large advantage on land) so there isn't any incentive to take risks.


That pesky blockade was simply a nuisance to the Germans and not affecting their economy at all, apparently.
 
2023-02-08 9:21:45 AM  

Concrete Donkey: natazha: As I get older, ten-minute videos replacing a page or two of print gets more and more annoying.

Thats because we live in the age of narsacistic twats who spent their entire lives obsessing over worthless shiat like thumbs up or likes, and they would all rather kill themselves before they choose not to be on camera.

And they really need to hurry up, because suicide is the only way all these twats can improvehe world. Starting with jake paul and other garbage like him


As a counterpoint, it's really cool that a relatively small investment in computer, camera, mic and lighting means almost anyone can create a production that's on par with cable TV documentary programs.

My dad has been researching a book on the history  and development of US naval warfare in the 20th century since he retired. I'd love to turn that into a video production just because it would be cool to get him talking about it and something cool to do with all the video production gear I have.
 
2023-02-08 9:30:47 AM  

wax_on: Because they were such high value targets and so expensive to build that they couldn't be risked in battle.

Did I get it right? DNRTFA


Yep.  They were symbols of power, but they were incredibly expensive to build, operate, and maintain.  They could be sunk by a much less expensive fleet.

They're exactly what the Super-class Star Destroyers in Star Wars were supposed to be.
 
2023-02-08 11:07:24 AM  

likefunbutnot: Concrete Donkey: natazha: As I get older, ten-minute videos replacing a page or two of print gets more and more annoying.

Thats because we live in the age of narsacistic twats who spent their entire lives obsessing over worthless shiat like thumbs up or likes, and they would all rather kill themselves before they choose not to be on camera.

And they really need to hurry up, because suicide is the only way all these twats can improvehe world. Starting with jake paul and other garbage like him

As a counterpoint, it's really cool that a relatively small investment in computer, camera, mic and lighting means almost anyone can create a production that's on par with cable TV documentary programs.

My dad has been researching a book on the history  and development of US naval warfare in the 20th century since he retired. I'd love to turn that into a video production just because it would be cool to get him talking about it and something cool to do with all the video production gear I have.


Oh dont get me wrong, I LOVE how documentaries exploded over the last decade and cover basically EVERYTHING now.

Its the god damn morons who only make videos about every tiny detail of their daily life that need to be yeeted into the sun
 
2023-02-08 3:10:34 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: dywed88: Add to that the fact that winning at sea was not required to win the war (winning at sea would merely give that side a large advantage on land) so there isn't any incentive to take risks.

That pesky blockade was simply a nuisance to the Germans and not affecting their economy at all, apparently.


I didn't say it was irrelevant, it could contribute significantly to the war on land. But even without the Grand Fleet in the picture, Germany getting significant quantities of resources from overseas would be far from an easy task. Without bases all over the world the German fleet would have very limitee operational range and British cruisers and destroyers could still keep Germany largely blockaded. The bigger impact would be surface vessels joining the submarines in cutting off British supplies.

The war was won in France and Belgium, everything else was just to facilitate victory there. This wasn't WWII, if Germany took France there would have been terms.
 
2023-02-08 9:40:31 PM  
Because they were super expensive investments, and none of the countries that had them wanted to risk losing them by putting them into combat against each other, except for one time at Jutland.
 
2023-02-08 11:51:53 PM  
I guess the several major naval battles in WWI never happened. Also, Britain never learned the hard way about magazine protection, an issue that plagued them into WW II. See HMS Hood. Yes, those were BCs and not BBs. Guess what sunk them? Large caliber gunfire.

They were the nukes of their time, with the understanding that you could actually use them without ending civilisation. If you had them, you could ride rough-shod over anyone who didn't. When a good part of your economy is dependent on shipping, being forced to stay in port lest you get curb-stomped doesn't do you any favors. Given how many European powers were heavily colonialist, that's basically everybody.

There's a reason major navies were still building them at the start of WW II. Carriers (eventually) made them obsolete, but saying that they didn't do anything is frankly bullshiat.
 
2023-02-09 1:23:41 AM  

GrendelMk1: I guess the several major naval battles in WWI never happened. Also, Britain never learned the hard way about magazine protection, an issue that plagued them into WW II. See HMS Hood. Yes, those were BCs and not BBs. Guess what sunk them? Large caliber gunfire.

They were the nukes of their time, with the understanding that you could actually use them without ending civilisation. If you had them, you could ride rough-shod over anyone who didn't. When a good part of your economy is dependent on shipping, being forced to stay in port lest you get curb-stomped doesn't do you any favors. Given how many European powers were heavily colonialist, that's basically everybody.

There's a reason major navies were still building them at the start of WW II. Carriers (eventually) made them obsolete, but saying that they didn't do anything is frankly bullshiat.


The Hood was sunk for very different reasons than the battlecruisers lost at Jutland.

The Hood was basically a lucky shot that could happen to any vessel, but if equivalent ships engaged in a hundred similar fights it probably wouldn't have happened again. In terms of armour, the Hood was pretty much equal to battleships of her era (and had been significantly increased after Jutland) and you can make a legitimate case that she was the first fast battleship. It was lacking by WWII (particularly with its outdated layout) but so we're other twenty year old ships that hadn't recieved and significant upgrades (which it didn't receive because it was the biggest and baddest thing afloat so they wouldn't take it out of service, literally the first warship larger than Hood was the Yamato).

The ships lost at Jutland were lost due to improper powder handling procedures (in order to increase the rate of fire) meaning that there were large amounts of powder stored outside the magazines and nothing stopping explosions or fires from reaching the magazines so any amount of magazine armour was useless.
 
2023-02-09 5:54:06 AM  

dywed88: GrendelMk1: I guess the several major naval battles in WWI never happened. Also, Britain never learned the hard way about magazine protection, an issue that plagued them into WW II. See HMS Hood. Yes, those were BCs and not BBs. Guess what sunk them? Large caliber gunfire.

They were the nukes of their time, with the understanding that you could actually use them without ending civilisation. If you had them, you could ride rough-shod over anyone who didn't. When a good part of your economy is dependent on shipping, being forced to stay in port lest you get curb-stomped doesn't do you any favors. Given how many European powers were heavily colonialist, that's basically everybody.

There's a reason major navies were still building them at the start of WW II. Carriers (eventually) made them obsolete, but saying that they didn't do anything is frankly bullshiat.

The Hood was sunk for very different reasons than the battlecruisers lost at Jutland.

The Hood was basically a lucky shot that could happen to any vessel, but if equivalent ships engaged in a hundred similar fights it probably wouldn't have happened again. In terms of armour, the Hood was pretty much equal to battleships of her era (and had been significantly increased after Jutland) and you can make a legitimate case that she was the first fast battleship. It was lacking by WWII (particularly with its outdated layout) but so we're other twenty year old ships that hadn't recieved and significant upgrades (which it didn't receive because it was the biggest and baddest thing afloat so they wouldn't take it out of service, literally the first warship larger than Hood was the Yamato).

The ships lost at Jutland were lost due to improper powder handling procedures (in order to increase the rate of fire) meaning that there were large amounts of powder stored outside the magazines and nothing stopping explosions or fires from reaching the magazines so any amount of magazine armour was useless.


That's nice, that's a great writeup.

Here's the thing.

"Modern" Royal Navy BC takes a magazine hit and blows the fark up. Why? She wasn't actually modern. She was laid down in 1916, when the RN still had a hard-on for reload times.

Biggest and baddest, you say.

Biggest, the Bismarck had a higher loaded displacement (ie, actual combat weight, not weight in the yard) than Hood. They pulled a lot of flim-flammery with weight. Not just ignoring fuel and ammo weight, but basically building him with blanking plates where a lot of equipment should have been, so they could point and say "see, only 42,000 tons!"

Hood got in under the wire, timewise, while most of her potential competitors were either broken up or converted to CVs because they weren't completed in time. Remember she was launched in 1918 and laid down in 1916, so the Washington Naval Treaty didn't affect her. Bismarck was laid down after Germany basically said "fark treaties".

20 years in tech advancements between starting construction.

Which leads to...

Baddest?

It got blown the fark up by a single 15" shell. The Brits SUCKED at "explosives 101" during WW I. Hint: Hood lacked a lot of the "airlocks" between the turret and magazine that were common in most other navies, and it was for the same reason the WW I BCs got blown the fark up: Safety mechanisms slow down reload. All those heavy armored doors. Remember, she was laid down in WW I, and still had the same design issues, so Hood basically WAS a WW I BC.

She'd have died under heavy bombardment. Period. "One in a hundred" is BS. There were major design faults in RN BCs. Bismarck kicked Hood's ass because 1 for 1, Bismarck was a better ship, because he was a LOT newer. Bismarck died because he was outnumbered and the Brits had carrier aviation. Which is how you handle a problem like that.

Frankly, if someone hadn't gotten a rudder hit with an air-dropped torpedo from a farking BIPLANE, (how it carried the pilot's generative organs is a matter for another thread) the RN would have had to work a LOT harder to put Bismarck down, even with Bismarck's radar getting shot up early in the fight.
 
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