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3593 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2023 at 3:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-07 3:37:21 PM  
He was taking a drop when h.......
 
2023-02-07 3:38:20 PM  
The resuce mission ... not even spell-checked
 
2023-02-07 3:39:34 PM  
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2023-02-07 3:43:21 PM  
Thanks for this not being a self-pleasuring link!
 
2023-02-07 3:48:08 PM  
Really how different a state of being is "dead, floating in a lake" compared to that of most people who play golf?
 
2023-02-07 3:48:55 PM  
Drowning? That's not SOP on the Bonesaw Tour.
 
2023-02-07 3:53:26 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Thanks for this not being a self-pleasuring link!


You don't speak for all of us!!
 
2023-02-07 3:55:35 PM  

kpaxoid: The resuce mission ... not even spell-checked


How do you know? Apparently you've never been on a resuce mission.
 
2023-02-07 3:55:39 PM  
Watch out for that water hazard on the 7th.
 
2023-02-07 3:56:39 PM  
I bet he'd like a mulligan right about now
 
2023-02-07 3:56:44 PM  
They pulled her out of the water and now she's lying in a fairway to heaven.
 
2023-02-07 3:58:10 PM  
That article was severely lacking in detail.  Are we sure it wasn't casual water?
 
2023-02-07 3:59:09 PM  

HighlanderRPI: I bet he'd like a mulligan right about now


Shouldn't we wait a couple more days and see what happens?
 
2023-02-07 4:00:05 PM  
Temba, his arms wide open!
Dead, floating in a lake.

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2023-02-07 4:01:00 PM  
The Valley's a tough place even when it's not triple digits. Chandler bunco squad says it looks like a mob hit. Someone in town for the game on sunday, away from their own crew, got cornered by some nazis from Apache Junction. Easy mark, easy job. The stink never gets easier though, and only rotting bodies float.

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2023-02-07 4:12:13 PM  

kpaxoid: The resuce mission ... not even spell-checked


That's the kind of thing I'll see in a work email.  Followed by "Darned spell check" as though resuce is in spell check.
 
2023-02-07 4:20:01 PM  
You gotta play 'em where they lie.
 
2023-02-07 4:26:12 PM  
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2023-02-07 4:40:52 PM  
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2023-02-07 4:42:22 PM  

Loucifer: They pulled her out of the water and now she's lying in a fairway to heaven.


They pulled her out of the drink
So her body wouldn't stink
Now she's lying on the fairway to heaven
With her club swung with heft
She shanked to the left
Now she's lying on a fairway to heaven
 
2023-02-07 4:50:52 PM  
Was he shot? You never know, always check for a hole in one.
 
2023-02-07 4:51:48 PM  
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2023-02-07 4:53:45 PM  
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2023-02-07 5:13:47 PM  
I know the neighborhood, had friends that lived there and looked at a couple of houses.

It's one of the older masterplanned communities, well within the city at this point.  I guess there's golf but it's not really a destination for it, as courses go it's on the low-end at this point and serves either the neighborhood or those looking for an inexpensive round.  At least as much of the artificial lakes' shores are surrounded by homes as by golf course.  There's no marina, but houses on the shore have small piers in most cases and there's a boat ramp for those residents that don't have shore access if they want to place something incredibly low-powered on the water for the day.  It has a few fountains.  The lakes are not interconnected, so if there's a road in the way then one cannot naturally go from one lake to another.

The neighborhood is definitely in-decline.  A small resort-hotel in the area that had originally be the spring-training home of a baseball team had lost that many years back and turned into borderline-indigent housing before a murder on the grounds led to the little business that had remained drying up, and most of the local shopping has closed.  Families aged-out and the local elementary school closed to being a general-education campus and is now home to a small magnet program operated by the school district, and the number of renters has gone up.

The HOA as an older one actually isn't too horribly expensive or especially abusive, it's probably the only real reason why the place hasn't gone further downhill.  Residents can only let their houses get so out-of-sorts.  They don't police things like paint color, plant maturity, yard landscaping type, but they do seem to want residents to keep the houses in good repair and the yards tidy.

But it's definitely not in its heyday.
 
2023-02-07 5:49:01 PM  

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And it was the worst lookin' hat I ever saw!  Eh, you buy a hat like this I'll bet ya get a free bowl of soup, eh?

/Oh, it looks good on you, though!
 
2023-02-07 8:51:44 PM  

ChrisDe: Was he shot? You never know, always check for a hole in one.


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2023-02-07 11:18:47 PM  
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