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(NK News)   Kim Jong Un missing as food crisis worsens. Maybe they ate him   (nknews.org) divider line
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2023-02-07 11:38:34 AM  
뚱보 불고기?
 
2023-02-07 11:39:39 AM  
I recently spent 4 years wishing our president would just go missing.
 
2023-02-07 11:40:28 AM  
Maybe if they send a few million people to die fight for Russia in Ukraine, they could ease that grocery list up a little.
 
2023-02-07 11:41:27 AM  

olorin604: I recently spent 4 years wishing our president would just go missing.


He did a lot,at least from his duties. What do you think all that "Executive Time" was about?
 
2023-02-07 11:42:40 AM  

Jairzinho: olorin604: I recently spent 4 years wishing our president would just go missing.

He did a lot,at least from his duties. What do you think all that "Executive Time" was about?


Melania was MIA for a while, no?
 
2023-02-07 11:44:07 AM  
Maybe they ate him.

We, the North Korean people, and the world can only hope.
 
2023-02-07 11:45:05 AM  

TheAntiElite: 뚱보 불고기?


Fat Bulgogi

...nice.
 
2023-02-07 11:45:25 AM  

fiddlehead: Jairzinho: olorin604: I recently spent 4 years wishing our president would just go missing.

He did a lot,at least from his duties. What do you think all that "Executive Time" was about?

Melania was MIA for a while, no?


Nah she was at the Botox doc
 
2023-02-07 11:45:45 AM  

fiddlehead: Jairzinho: olorin604: I recently spent 4 years wishing our president would just go missing.

He did a lot,at least from his duties. What do you think all that "Executive Time" was about?

Melania was MIA for a while, no?


Oh, so maybe Kim Jong Un will come back into public view with some big fat tiddies?
 
2023-02-07 11:48:16 AM  
AP photographer spotted him recently sneaking around incognito in Seoul...

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2023-02-07 11:49:28 AM  

TheAntiElite: 뚱보 불고기?


Un 그것의 저녁 식사 ?
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2023-02-07 11:49:38 AM  

Turbo Cojones: fiddlehead: Jairzinho: olorin604: I recently spent 4 years wishing our president would just go missing.

He did a lot,at least from his duties. What do you think all that "Executive Time" was about?

Melania was MIA for a while, no?

Nah she was at the Botox doc


or a battered women's shelter.
 
2023-02-07 11:50:38 AM  
So guess we will see them flexing their missiles the next few weeks to get some food aid.
 
2023-02-07 11:50:42 AM  
 
2023-02-07 11:51:25 AM  

magneticmushroom: Maybe if they send a few million people to die fight for Russia in Ukraine, they could ease that grocery list up a little.


Probably tell them they will get fed and they will flood over to join the fight.
 
2023-02-07 11:51:26 AM  

special20: fiddlehead: Jairzinho: olorin604: I recently spent 4 years wishing our president would just go missing.

He did a lot,at least from his duties. What do you think all that "Executive Time" was about?

Melania was MIA for a while, no?

Oh, so maybe Kim Jong Un will come back into public view with some big fat tiddies?


If this guy isn't already a D cup, I'd be shocked...he already looks pregnant

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2023-02-07 11:51:31 AM  
just going to be hungry 30 minutes later
 
2023-02-07 11:51:52 AM  
Kim's reign might end prematurely either through illness or from the disruptions caused by elliminating the underground economy that developed in the wake of the devastating 1990s famine. If Kim isn't showing up  to Politburo events, that could indicate a serious problem with his health. There's no successor in line, so if KJU dies, we moight see a sudden collapse of the North Korean regime.
 
2023-02-07 11:52:06 AM  
Have no worries citizen.  Kim is spending all his time working at the goo factories to insure glorious Best Korea meals
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2023-02-07 11:52:59 AM  
He could go out finally being useful.
 
2023-02-07 11:54:23 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Have no worries citizen.  Kim is spending all his time working at the goo factories to insure glorious Best Korea meals[media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com image 850x566]


It's the North Korean knock off

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2023-02-07 11:54:33 AM  
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Soylent Brown?
 
2023-02-07 11:57:00 AM  
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2023-02-07 11:57:27 AM  
Good timing Mods with the article on the Yahoo homepage saying he was out and about today talking about "war".
 
2023-02-07 11:59:06 AM  
The NK government has KJU go missing from time to time to distract western media coverage.
 
2023-02-07 11:59:35 AM  
There's a link to an article from today on that page saying that Kim Jong Un has "reappeared."
 
2023-02-07 11:59:52 AM  

BorgiaGinz: Kim's reign might end prematurely either through illness or from the disruptions caused by elliminating the underground economy that developed in the wake of the devastating 1990s famine. If Kim isn't showing up  to Politburo events, that could indicate a serious problem with his health. There's no successor in line, so if KJU dies, we moight see a sudden collapse of the North Korean regime.


His sister is up there in the power scheme, and reports seem to indicate that she's... well, evil. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Yo-jong
 
2023-02-07 12:06:04 PM  
Even Alferd Packer was never that hungry...
 
2023-02-07 12:09:49 PM  
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2023-02-07 12:13:04 PM  
Let them eat milk pops.
 
2023-02-07 12:13:26 PM  
Look at that fat little farker. The poor worker he's standing next to is practically skeletal.

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2023-02-07 12:14:07 PM  

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great, now I gotta be all empathetic and shiat...
 
2023-02-07 12:18:13 PM  
Are you suggesting that the Norks ate him, Subby?
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2023-02-07 12:20:47 PM  

bobug: BorgiaGinz: Kim's reign might end prematurely either through illness or from the disruptions caused by elliminating the underground economy that developed in the wake of the devastating 1990s famine. If Kim isn't showing up  to Politburo events, that could indicate a serious problem with his health. There's no successor in line, so if KJU dies, we moight see a sudden collapse of the North Korean regime.

His sister is up there in the power scheme, and reports seem to indicate that she's... well, evil. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Yo-jong


Yeah, but she's a woman, and despite the official rhetoric about gender equality, NK is extremely patriarchal. Kim JY has a hard road to climb if she wants to succeed her brother.
 
2023-02-07 12:21:03 PM  
I just hope these aholes do not expect the US to feed them. They are China's ally. Let Beijing spend their money on foreign aid for the Norks. They are the world's second economy, they can afford it.
 
2023-02-07 12:23:26 PM  
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Found him!
 
2023-02-07 12:24:22 PM  

kbronsito: I just hope these aholes do not expect the US to feed them. They are China's ally. Let Beijing spend their money on foreign aid for the Norks. They are the world's second economy, they can afford it.


NK is also next to SK, our ally, and to prevent a catastrophe i guarantee the US will step up to help feed the North Korean people. It's not their fault they were born in that country,
 
2023-02-07 12:24:33 PM  
I don't know. It must be kinda nice to be so thin. I mean, of course, you don't have to, "Hand it to Kim for that" or anything but if you had to silver lining the whole thing.
 
2023-02-07 12:25:42 PM  

Eunice's Social Calendar: TheAntiElite: 뚱보 불고기?

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Kim Jong Un?  Them's good eatin'!

/I just threw up in my mouth a little.  That would definitely be tainted meat.
 
2023-02-07 12:27:55 PM  

blondambition: Look at that fat little farker. The poor worker he's standing next to is practically skeletal.

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He's staring at it thinking "A tablespoon would get me through the day. A cup would feed my family for a week. There's so so many calories in this vat, and I'm going to get none, and this laughing fat fark beside me is going to bath in it. Then they're going to chop it into nuggets and deep fry it. Christian Jesus, the OIL and dregs would keep the village together for another season. If I drown a god in emulsified product, was he ever really a god?"
 
2023-02-07 12:28:11 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: There's a link to an article from today on that page saying that Kim Jong Un has "reappeared."


He can only stay invisible for sixty minutes at a time.
 
2023-02-07 12:35:14 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Martian_Astronomer: There's a link to an article from today on that page saying that Kim Jong Un has "reappeared."

He can only stay invisible for sixty minutes at a time.


Those cloaking devices draw LOTS of power, and if you run them off a generator the extension cord gives away where you are...
 
2023-02-07 12:37:34 PM  

BorgiaGinz: kbronsito: I just hope these aholes do not expect the US to feed them. They are China's ally. Let Beijing spend their money on foreign aid for the Norks. They are the world's second economy, they can afford it.

NK is also next to SK, our ally, and to prevent a catastrophe i guarantee the US will step up to help feed the North Korean people. It's not their fault they were born in that country,


There's a gigantic minefield between SK and NK. Fleeing, starving masses will head towards the China side. Seems more like a China problem.
 
2023-02-07 12:41:55 PM  
Not getting enough Popsicles, it seems. If only they could appreciate the amusement parks a bit more...
 
2023-02-07 12:43:05 PM  
It comes as soldiers and civilians train outdoors daily in freezing temperatures as part of intense preparations for a military parade set to take place this week.


They never stop preparing for the next parade.  It's part of a never-ending cycle where the entire country is constantly mobilizing for the next parade to keep the focus off how shiatty their conditions are, communicating with other villages, and being too tired to do anything about it.
 
2023-02-07 12:45:31 PM  

Pinnacle Point: [littlegreenfootballs.com image 366x366]Found him!


No wonder he doesn't want to come home -- he's at Casa Bonita!
 
2023-02-07 12:46:50 PM  

palelizard: blondambition: Look at that fat little farker. The poor worker he's standing next to is practically skeletal.

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He's staring at it thinking "A tablespoon would get me through the day. A cup would feed my family for a week. There's so so many calories in this vat, and I'm going to get none, and this laughing fat fark beside me is going to bath in it. Then they're going to chop it into nuggets and deep fry it. Christian Jesus, the OIL and dregs would keep the village together for another season. If I drown a god in emulsified product, was he ever really a god?"


Malnutrition robs the brain of the ability to think clearly.
 
2023-02-07 12:48:09 PM  

kbronsito: BorgiaGinz: kbronsito: I just hope these aholes do not expect the US to feed them. They are China's ally. Let Beijing spend their money on foreign aid for the Norks. They are the world's second economy, they can afford it.

NK is also next to SK, our ally, and to prevent a catastrophe i guarantee the US will step up to help feed the North Korean people. It's not their fault they were born in that country,

There's a gigantic minefield between SK and NK. Fleeing, starving masses will head towards the China side. Seems more like a China problem.


People in Kaesong or Kangwon are not going to trek across the country to China..
 
2023-02-07 12:48:19 PM  

blondambition: Look at that fat little farker. The poor worker he's standing next to is practically skeletal.

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The look of elation on Kim's face makes me think that is human goo
 
2023-02-07 12:57:49 PM  

Gyrfalcon: palelizard: blondambition: Look at that fat little farker. The poor worker he's standing next to is practically skeletal.

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He's staring at it thinking "A tablespoon would get me through the day. A cup would feed my family for a week. There's so so many calories in this vat, and I'm going to get none, and this laughing fat fark beside me is going to bath in it. Then they're going to chop it into nuggets and deep fry it. Christian Jesus, the OIL and dregs would keep the village together for another season. If I drown a god in emulsified product, was he ever really a god?"

Malnutrition robs the brain of the ability to think clearly.


I think I wrote down a note to take more vitamins, but I can't find it.
 
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