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(Daily Star)   Sexpert shares top shower sex tips. These really are golden (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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536 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 07 Feb 2023 at 10:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 8:55:26 AM  
Ah, to be 20 something again with the wife and both of us having not fallen at some point in the shower yet...
 
brap [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 10:24:21 AM  
I'm sorry, Shower Sexpert is down the hall, I'm the Shower Pertpert.

Are you sure I can't interest you in joining me in the shower and making sweet love while I extol the benefits of combining shampoo and conditioner and lather you up?  Even if you don't achieve orgasm, I promise you will leave the experience with silkier and more manageable tresses.

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Raider_dad [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 10:40:24 AM  
I read the article as if it was advice for 2 girls and ........ "I'm out"
 
foo monkey
2023-02-07 10:44:10 AM  
Water is a terrible lubricant.
 
MissedThePoint
2023-02-07 10:49:11 AM  
If it's during a cold shower, you're doing it wrong... pretty much literally.
 
UncleDirtNap
2023-02-07 10:55:58 AM  
Also make sure the camera you're filming with is using its battery and not attached to an electrical outlet.
 
miscreant
2023-02-07 11:13:49 AM  

foo monkey: Water is a terrible lubricant.


Exactly... anytime people talk about shower, pool, hot-tub sex I just think that besides the disgustingness of swimming around in spunk after you're done in the case of pool/hot-tub sex, it's not going to be particularly enjoyable anyway because the water will wash away all your natural lube

DNRTFA in case it's mentioned in there
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 11:20:30 AM  
Well, first you have to find a Catholic high school girl, make sure she's in trouble, and take things from there...
 
Gleeman [BareFark]
2023-02-07 11:21:03 AM  

foo monkey: Water is a terrible lubricant.


And getting soap in the pee hole isn't much fun either.
 
MelGoesOnTour
2023-02-07 11:22:44 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Well, first you have to find a Catholic high school girl, make sure she's in trouble, and take things from there...


Continue...
 
Gleeman [BareFark]
2023-02-07 11:25:14 AM  

UncleDirtNap: Also make sure the camera you're filming with is using its battery and not attached to an electrical outlet.


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But then you don't have to worry about the battery running out!
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 11:26:53 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Well, first you have to find a Catholic high school girl, make sure she's in trouble, and take things from there...


Wasn't that a Sam Bronkowitz joint?
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 11:31:46 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Recoil Therapy: Well, first you have to find a Catholic high school girl, make sure she's in trouble, and take things from there...

Continue...


I can do better, Sam Bronkowitz made a  (sadly rather short) documentary about the subject.
 
Coco LaFemme [OhFark]
2023-02-07 11:34:45 AM  
Sex in the shower sounds fun on paper, but it really isn't fun in the application. Unless you have a huge shower with a built-in bench or something, you're basically spending the whole time trying to keep from slipping and cracking your skulls open. Besides, farking in water is not good for a lady's hoo-hoo. You don't want water getting pushed inside it.
 
Needlessly Complicated [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 12:00:53 PM  
FTA:
For example, who not grab some super foamy soap and massage it onto each another's skin.

Me... Me not grab foamy soap, make sex slippery and fall down. Also not want babby.


/editing, how does it work?
 
Denjiro
2023-02-07 12:08:04 PM  
The ex wife and I tried shower sex a couple of times. Besides the previously mentioned issues of space, slippery footing, and water being a bad lubricant, my main issue was the heat and humidity. Hot showers are fine when I'm just standing there, but with the amount of exertion involved, I quickly overheated to the point of nausea. So foreplay fine, actual sex, wait until you get out of the shower.
 
foo monkey
2023-02-07 12:20:05 PM  

Gleeman: foo monkey: Water is a terrible lubricant.

And getting soap in the pee hole isn't much fun either.


Don't threaten me with a good time.
 
Hyjamon
2023-02-07 12:23:58 PM  
Best Tip: showering frequently often does result in more sex.
 
wxboy
2023-02-07 12:30:09 PM  

Hyjamon: Best Tip: showering frequently often does result in more sex.


Farkers: "Celibacy it is then."
 
Another Government Employee
2023-02-07 3:05:06 PM  
Warm washcloths and waterproof toys.
 
Clash City Farker
2023-02-07 3:05:15 PM  
You are all doing it wrong. The shower is just for fore play.
 
DreamyAltarBoy
2023-02-07 3:49:31 PM  
If you're going to use silicone lube (nothing else really works) you better have that non-slip mat. Take that on faith.
 
psychosis_inducing
2023-02-07 7:18:15 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Sex in the shower sounds fun on paper, but it really isn't fun in the application. Unless you have a huge shower with a built-in bench or something, you're basically spending the whole time trying to keep from slipping and cracking your skulls open. Besides, farking in water is not good for a lady's hoo-hoo. You don't want water getting pushed inside it.


I did like oral sex in the shower though. There's no worrying about drooling all over each other.
 
Russ1642
2023-02-07 7:19:16 PM  
It sounds sexy but it really isn't, at least compared to a bed.
 
wax_on [BareFark]
2023-02-07 7:45:01 PM  

Gleeman: UncleDirtNap: Also make sure the camera you're filming with is using its battery and not attached to an electrical outlet.

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But then you don't have to worry about the battery running out!


I wonder about the placement of the TP roll in that photo. Unless you want to make your own wet wipes.
 
foo monkey
2023-02-08 12:53:49 AM  

wax_on: Gleeman: UncleDirtNap: Also make sure the camera you're filming with is using its battery and not attached to an electrical outlet.

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But then you don't have to worry about the battery running out!

I wonder about the placement of the TP roll in that photo. Unless you want to make your own wet wipes.


It's for pooping in the shower.
 
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