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Opacity [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 9:08:02 AM  
That's the kind of junior high humor that.... Ok, Farker that has a job in the White House writing press releases, time to out yourself.
 
GardenWeasel [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 9:26:24 AM  
<inner 12 y/o>

*giggle*

</inner 12 y/o>
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 9:30:52 AM  
We're gonna snatch that pussy, put it in a box and take it on an airplane!

-George Carlin
 
oyster_popsicles
2023-02-07 9:37:18 AM  

GardenWeasel: <inner 12 y/o>

*giggle*

</inner 12 y/o>


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TofuTheAlmighty [BareFark]
2023-02-07 9:38:13 AM  
Damn, how many guests can Dr. Biden fit in her box?
 
Moroning [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 9:38:41 AM  
niice to see Beavis and Butthead found work
 
Markus5
2023-02-07 9:38:42 AM  
Look!  Bonar will be in the box.
Heh.
 
DoctorCal
2023-02-07 9:38:47 AM  
Fark's gonna love this.

Wait for it...
 
lordjupiter
2023-02-07 9:40:14 AM  
whitehouse.gov is not your personal erotica site
 
fiddlehead
2023-02-07 9:40:26 AM  
That's DOCTOR First Lady's Box to you.

Also:

Jill Biden: 'I've Seen Joe Up Close'
Youtube OXo_Olpj6GE


Seem like a lovely couple.
 
sigdiamond2000
2023-02-07 9:41:04 AM  
This is the future liberals want.
 
cryptozoophiliac
2023-02-07 9:41:15 AM  
I have ever understood "Boxing Day".

What do Canucks and Britanians do, run around and engage in the Sweet Science on city streets all day?

Follow up: Is there some kind of digital app that can help me retrieve information such as this, say, from the Internet?
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-07 9:42:50 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Damn, how many guests can Dr. Biden fit in her box?


Every "That's What She Said" Ever - The Office
Youtube dBUGfs9rwms
 
iheartscotch
2023-02-07 9:44:19 AM  
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Wessoman
2023-02-07 9:44:57 AM  

sigdiamond2000: This is the future liberals want.


It said "box", not "backstage pass".
 
mistahtom
2023-02-07 9:49:30 AM  
There's a giggity tag for headlines like this.....
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-02-07 9:51:58 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: I have ever understood "Boxing Day".

What do Canucks and Britanians do, run around and engage in the Sweet Science on city streets all day?

Follow up: Is there some kind of digital app that can help me retrieve information such as this, say, from the Internet?


It's the day after the one where all your stuff comes in boxes, so that day is when you put those boxes outside for workmen to come pound the boxes.

// hey, did you guys know that box is a common euphemism for vagina?
 
foo monkey
2023-02-07 9:52:37 AM  
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OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2023-02-07 9:53:08 AM  

Opacity: That's the kind of junior high humor that.... Ok, Farker that has a job in the White House writing press releases, time to out yourself.


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NM Volunteer [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 9:56:29 AM  
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estrange666
2023-02-07 9:56:57 AM  
But rich people don't need invitations?
 
estrange666
2023-02-07 9:58:37 AM  
What's really funny is Mrs. Biden is a teacher and I'm sure could have warned them.
 
Flaming Yawn
2023-02-07 9:59:38 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: I have ever understood "Boxing Day".

What do Canucks and Britanians do, run around and engage in the Sweet Science on city streets all day?

Follow up: Is there some kind of digital app that can help me retrieve information such as this, say, from the Internet?


Look in your mailbox for a diskette from AOL, install that on your Windows 98 computer and there will appear a program that will answer all your questions!
 
Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 10:01:06 AM  
A gathering of people among whom Bono might feel insignificant enough not to be a self-righteous prig? Cool.
 
bobug [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 10:05:39 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Damn, how many guests can Dr. Biden fit in her box?


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The Lone Gunman
2023-02-07 10:07:00 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: We're gonna snatch that pussy, put it in a box and take it on an airplane!

-George Carlin


I've never seen her wrestling, but I'd sure like to see her box

- Jackie Martling
 
Soup4Bonnie
2023-02-07 10:19:25 AM  
farking Bono? Really?

wait.  Why do I care?  I'm not watching this crappy pageantry.
 
theteacher [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 10:22:04 AM  
As a lesbian, I'm very good with this!
 
ScrimBoy
2023-02-07 10:22:30 AM  
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MikeyFuccon
2023-02-07 10:23:34 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: farking Bono? Really?

wait.  Why do I care?  I'm not watching this crappy pageantry.


That's what got me. (I had to read the headline a few times before I got it.) Bono wouldn't be able upstaging Jesus Christ, never mind FLOTUS.
 
Jairzinho
2023-02-07 10:24:46 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: farking Bono? Really?

wait.  Why do I care?  I'm not watching this crappy pageantry.


Ted Nugent and Kid Rock were unavailable.

Note aside. I've been purchasing any (RED) product when I have the choice.
 
dp3 [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 10:25:05 AM  

lordjupiter: whitehouse.gov is not your personal erotica site


What about whitehouse.com?

/suddenly feels very old
 
Marcos P
2023-02-07 10:25:43 AM  
Gmilf.
 
Naido [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 10:28:40 AM  

Markus5: Look!  Bonar will be in the box.
Heh.


Not just any Bonar, a Bonar from Tuba City.

I don't know what that's a euphemism for, but it's clearly a euphemism.
 
RasIanI
2023-02-07 10:50:56 AM  
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RasIanI
2023-02-07 10:53:51 AM  

Markus5: Look!  Bonar will be in the box.
Heh.


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The Bunyip
2023-02-07 11:01:38 AM  
Excuse me, but that's Dr. Box!
 
recondite cetacean
2023-02-07 11:12:47 AM  
We are not doing phrasing. I mean, someone is, but no, at least not me. Got "new phone who dis"
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2023-02-07 11:21:46 AM  
The invite for Bono is to thank him for writing that poignant poem about Ukraine that Nancy read on St Patrick's Day where Bono compared Zelenskyy to St Patrick himself.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-07 11:22:37 AM  

misanthropicsob: The invite for Bono is to thank him for writing that poignant poem about Ukraine that Nancy read on St Patrick's Day where Bono compared Zelenskyy to St Patrick himself.


I mean the Russian troops are kind of like snakes...
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2023-02-07 11:27:16 AM  

Mrtraveler01: misanthropicsob: The invite for Bono is to thank him for writing that poignant poem about Ukraine that Nancy read on St Patrick's Day where Bono compared Zelenskyy to St Patrick himself.

I mean the Russian troops are kind of like snakes...


"Ireland's sorrow and pain
Is now the Ukraine
And Saint Patrick's name
now Zelenskyy."
 
fsbilly
2023-02-07 11:43:43 AM  

lordjupiter: whitehouse.gov is not your personal erotica site


whitehouse.com was.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 11:57:20 AM  
Ok Subby, you got a good laugh out of me for that one
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 12:12:08 PM  
Christ, it's like a middle school locker room in here sometimes.

All 48 comments worth to this point.

Which I read.
 
Dr. Bison
2023-02-07 12:21:07 PM  
A box that size you probably need a massive tool.

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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2023-02-07 1:11:00 PM  
I assume the Secret Service will be monitoring all the people coming in the First Lady's box.
 
exqqqme
2023-02-07 1:27:59 PM  
Not one golfer on the list.
Tsk tsk.
 
khatores
2023-02-07 3:00:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Christ, it's like a middle school locker room in here sometimes.

All 48 comments worth to this point.

Which I read.


I got up this morning and couldn't decide if I wanted to subscribe to another program from the Foreign Policy Research Institute or renew my subscription to Jacobin to balance out all the capitalism I do on a regular basis. Mother Jones is free and they still make me feel bad about my career choices. I'm also having a crisis right now because I want to find new interpretations of Brahms. Sarah Chang has apparently (??) gone into retirement or something, and COVID really did a number on classical performance.

But then my high brow started to twitch a bit.  It started to dither, to wither, to falter.  I couldn't ascertain why. Its motives escape me, I bemoan where it takes me!

So then I figured, hey...fark it all.  I'll just mix up a tall margarita, go commando and post on Fark. (BURP)

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2023-02-07 3:26:47 PM  
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lordjupiter
2023-02-07 5:20:37 PM  
wow this thread really got trimmed
 
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