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(MSNBC)   One of the most effective presidents in modern American history is delivering his State of the Union address tonight. How will the GQP respond? How about a solid day of foreign fearmongering in partnership with Fox News? Does that work?   (msnbc.com) divider line
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2023-02-07 9:32:27 AM  
Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!
 
2023-02-07 9:44:56 AM  
Attractive and successful gay people are coming for your guns. They will make your grandchildren woke, bespoke, and flinging off the yolk. They will put you in a home and take your money and buy vegan avocado toasts and adopt gay babies after they abort your grandchildren.
 
2023-02-07 9:49:17 AM  
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2023-02-07 10:22:46 AM  
I just hope Biden thanks Santos for shooting down the Chinese balloon during the speech.
 
2023-02-07 10:31:34 AM  
Even money a couple members of the GQP will attempt to bring balloons into the chamber.
 
2023-02-07 10:37:37 AM  
I suppose the monkeys in the GOP will cause another scene.
 
2023-02-07 10:37:53 AM  
The GOP seems very excited to talk about China. It's almost like they were just waiting for something to take the spotlight off of Russia. Wonder why that could be?
 
2023-02-07 10:38:41 AM  
"How about a solid day of foreign fearmongering in partnership with Fox News?"

Is it a day that ends in "y"?
 
2023-02-07 10:39:08 AM  

Psychopusher: Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!



Open Border
Fentanyl
Inflation
Balloon
 
2023-02-07 10:40:05 AM  
Maybe if we collectively stopped engaging in political theater generally --- there is absolutely zero need for a SOTU address and the partisan pageantry that accompanies it -- we'd be better off.
 
2023-02-07 10:41:37 AM  

Glitchwerks: I suppose the monkeys in the GOP will cause another scene.


Monkeys cause scenes, no matter our political affiliation.  It's what we do.
 
2023-02-07 10:42:16 AM  

Psychopusher: Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!


You forgot how he won't capitulate to the Republicans on the debt ceiling.
 
2023-02-07 10:43:09 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Psychopusher: Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!

You forgot how he won't capitulate to the Republicans on the debt ceiling.


Which was caused by the Republicans.


/can't make this up
 
2023-02-07 10:43:21 AM  
Subby has a different definition of "effective" than I do.
 
2023-02-07 10:43:36 AM  
As long as we don't get some guy to come on after and start laughing about volcanos and how Americans have no need to even think about them...

(No seriously, that was the last SOTU I ever watched. After that Jindal "rebuttal" I threw my towel into the ring and said, nope, this is all political theater. I have better things to do with my time)
 
2023-02-07 10:43:58 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: Psychopusher: Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!


Open Border
Fentanyl
Inflation
Balloon


HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP!!!!

/I'm in the glove box
 
2023-02-07 10:44:03 AM  
What's the over/under that Kevin rips up his speech?
 
2023-02-07 10:45:45 AM  

fark_the_herald_angel_sings: What's the over/under that Kevin rips up his speech?


Lol.

Like he's got the balls to do that.
 
2023-02-07 10:45:48 AM  
Wow, Biden is going to pre-empt all the network TV nobody was watching to talk about JOBS! and so forth instead of the real problems humans face like how their jobs are trash and let them post on fark all day
 
2023-02-07 10:46:19 AM  
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She's giving the response, so I have low hopes
 
2023-02-07 10:46:57 AM  
"the pressing threat of the Chinese Communist Party to U.S. national defense"

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2023-02-07 10:46:59 AM  
"...they've tried to sour voters on him by floating conspiracy theories about his deference to migrants and foreign nations at a time when many Americans are showing an openness to anti-immigrant bigotry."

As opposed to the other times? I guess maybe there was a lull in the late 20th century, but just pick a random decade and you'll have a group that was the current punching bag, be it people from the Middle East, sub-saharan Africa, Mexico and Central America, Italians, Irish, Puerto Ricans...etc.
 
2023-02-07 10:47:37 AM  
I'm good. I'll pass on ol' Wandering Eye. I have had enough of her from the pressers.

Besides, my blood pressure is under control. I want to keep it that way.
 
2023-02-07 10:48:05 AM  

Glitchwerks: I suppose the monkeys in the GOP will cause another scene.


Racist
 
2023-02-07 10:48:34 AM  

meat0918: fark_the_herald_angel_sings: What's the over/under that Kevin rips up his speech?

Lol.

Like he's got the balls to do that.


I can absolutely see him trying to emulate it to score MAGA points and having it come across as the Congressional equivalent of "how do you do fellow kids?"
 
2023-02-07 10:48:50 AM  
Republicans are really struggling with the success of Joe Biden, POTUS, to date...

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2023-02-07 10:49:06 AM  

fark_the_herald_angel_sings: What's the over/under that Kevin rips up his speech?


That is not the grace and decorum we've come to expect from the GOP. I expect him to drop trou and wipe his ass with it. Then maybe start eating it to really own them libs.
 
2023-02-07 10:49:34 AM  
Effective?  I mean if your a corporation or police officer, sure.  Butt the regular citizen is being ground under the boot heel.
 
2023-02-07 10:49:41 AM  

moothemagiccow: how their jobs are trash and let them post on fark all day


telling mom you said that
 
2023-02-07 10:50:17 AM  
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Buckets, buckets of water
 
2023-02-07 10:50:31 AM  

kmgenesis23: Maybe if we collectively stopped engaging in political theater generally --- there is absolutely zero need for a SOTU address and the partisan pageantry that accompanies it -- we'd be better off.


You'll be getting rid of TPS reports next.
 
2023-02-07 10:51:36 AM  

Psychopusher: Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!


You forgot Ballooooooooooooon!
 
2023-02-07 10:51:40 AM  
"Most effective presidents in modern American history" lol what does that even mean? Is that the last 30 years...if so... sure, but if we're talking the last 150 years I think he'd struggle a bit more for that title.
 
2023-02-07 10:51:41 AM  

RasIanI: "the pressing threat of the Chinese Communist Party to U.S. national defense"

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We need to throw ten billion more dollars at Lockheed because the chinese spy balloons' only weakness is a $400,000 sidewinder missile
 
2023-02-07 10:51:56 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: Psychopusher: Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!


Open Border
Fentanyl
Inflation
Balloon


I was watching The Resident a while back and they did a Fentanyl episode. All these high schoolers OD'd. This girl was in the ER and she was holding Fentanyl pills in her hand and everyone freaked out and the doctor put on rubber gloves to take the pills from her, and he explained how it can be absorbed by your skin and you can OD just by holding it. Really? Now were spreading this to the masses? Ugh. Show must have right-wing writers
 
2023-02-07 10:52:18 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: Psychopusher: Ooga-booga open borders!
WwooooOOOoooo CRT!
Whaargarbl free abortion for all!
Huminahumina Biden won't turn the inflation dial down!
Eeeaaooaa-aatingtangwallawallabingbang soshulizm!


Open Border
Fentanyl
Inflation
Balloon


Bears
Beats
Battlestar Galactica
 
2023-02-07 10:53:01 AM  

Shaggy_C: The GOP seems very excited to talk about China. It's almost like they were just waiting for something to take the spotlight off of Russia. Wonder why that could be?


China is the perfect thing to unite the GOP around.  Neocons hate China, because believing democrats were too soft on authoritarian regimes is the reason they formed in the first place.  Evangelicals hate China because of its hostility to organized religion (though they mostly only care about its hostility to Christianity).  "BSAB so vote Republican" centrists hate China because they think it stole all their manufacturing jobs. Libertarians hate China because its model of government is like all their nightmares come to life at once.  John Birchers hate China, because hating communists is sorta their raison d'etre.  Racists hate China because its full of Chinese people. MAGA Republicans hate China because their orange idol talks about it being bad a lot.  Qanon types hate China for working with Fauci to make a global pandemic that also was a hoax or something.  Right wing media types like talking about China, because it ties into the Hunter Biden laptop story they have desperately been trying to make a thing for the better part of 3 years.  All of them also see painting Biden as too weak on China as an opportunity to tie Biden to all the things they hate about China.
 
2023-02-07 10:53:13 AM  

moothemagiccow: RasIanI: "the pressing threat of the Chinese Communist Party to U.S. national defense"

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We need to throw ten billion more dollars at Lockheed because the chinese spy balloons' only weakness is a $400,000 sidewinder missile


They used a missile? Why no some 50 cal machine gun fire.
 
2023-02-07 10:53:33 AM  
Not sure but by now woke has to be the free space on the bingo board right?
 
2023-02-07 10:53:36 AM  
Hey, this is a great moment for Qevin.  He gets to see someone who got elected on the first ballot.
 
2023-02-07 10:55:02 AM  
...and here was me thinking he died 50 years ago as of a few weeks ago.
 
2023-02-07 10:55:08 AM  

Jeebus Saves: Glitchwerks: I suppose the monkeys in the GOP will cause another scene.

Racist


Triggered snowflakes.
 
2023-02-07 10:55:44 AM  
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2023-02-07 10:56:33 AM  
How will the Republicans respond?  I am going to guess with the same mixture of class, respect and decorum they have always shown for the institution.

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2023-02-07 10:57:29 AM  

New Rising Sun: I guess maybe there was a lull in the late 20th century


Not really. The below was a parody of an anti-immigrant law that the voters of California voted for back in 1994.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_California_Proposition_187

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2023-02-07 10:58:02 AM  

dcconundrum: "Most effective presidents in modern American history" lol what does that even mean? Is that the last 30 years...if so... sure, but if we're talking the last 150 years I think he'd struggle a bit more for that title.


Modern to me means "in our lifetime".  There's still a few Americans who remember FDR, but the majority of people on Fark probably don't fall in that category.  I think you could make a convincing case for LBJ or even Nixon, but I personally don't count anyone prior to Reagan as modern.
 
2023-02-07 10:59:27 AM  

moothemagiccow: RasIanI: "the pressing threat of the Chinese Communist Party to U.S. national defense"

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We need to throw ten billion more dollars at Lockheed because the chinese spy balloons' only weakness is a $400,000 sidewinder missile


...au contraire!

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/will never not be funny
 
2023-02-07 10:59:43 AM  
Now I'm picturing McCarthy trying to GOTCHA everyone by tearing up a bunch of papers and somehow failing to do even that.
 
2023-02-07 11:02:45 AM  

houginator: Shaggy_C: The GOP seems very excited to talk about China. It's almost like they were just waiting for something to take the spotlight off of Russia. Wonder why that could be?

China is the perfect thing to unite the GOP around.  Neocons hate China, because believing democrats were too soft on authoritarian regimes is the reason they formed in the first place.  Evangelicals hate China because of its hostility to organized religion (though they mostly only care about its hostility to Christianity).  "BSAB so vote Republican" centrists hate China because they think it stole all their manufacturing jobs. Libertarians hate China because its model of government is like all their nightmares come to life at once.  John Birchers hate China, because hating communists is sorta their raison d'etre.  Racists hate China because its full of Chinese people. MAGA Republicans hate China because their orange idol talks about it being bad a lot.  Qanon types hate China for working with Fauci to make a global pandemic that also was a hoax or something.  Right wing media types like talking about China, because it ties into the Hunter Biden laptop story they have desperately been trying to make a thing for the better part of 3 years.  All of them also see painting Biden as too weak on China as an opportunity to tie Biden to all the things they hate about China.


...and, yet, Biden is the only one doing anything counter China, long term [CHIPS Act], without costing Americans jobs [agriculture] and higher prices [Trump tariffs].
 
2023-02-07 11:03:47 AM  
Now that they shot down the Chinese balloon I fully expect Biden and the other moderates to proclaim that they are taking on inflation.
 
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