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Pinnacle Point [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 8:02:42 AM  
You really can't go around calling yourself human unless you're busy dipping the crab meat in melted butter.
/Science biatches
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 8:08:14 AM  
You want Cancer?  That's how you get Cancer.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-02-07 9:22:21 AM  
*Maryland intensifies*
 
Glockenspiel Hero [OhFark]
2023-02-07 9:27:05 AM  
Neandertals might have eaten crabs, but only Cro-Magnon man invented Old Bay
 
the unabomber was right [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 10:19:36 AM  

Pinnacle Point: You really can't go around calling yourself human unless you're busy dipping the crab meat in melted butter.
/Science biatches


You're thinking of lobster. Crab meat should be dunked in cider vinegar, if anything.
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 10:29:59 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You want Cancer?  That's how you get Cancer.


Krebs?
 
FLMountainMan
2023-02-07 10:33:05 AM  

the unabomber was right: Pinnacle Point: You really can't go around calling yourself human unless you're busy dipping the crab meat in melted butter.
/Science biatches

You're thinking of lobster. Crab meat should be dunked in cider vinegar, if anything.


WTF?  Is this actually a thing?
 
casey17 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 10:42:57 AM  
I would, if it were langostinos or AK King. Dungeoness is nasty. 🤮

/ yes, langostinos are crabs
 
LouisZepher
2023-02-07 10:49:35 AM  

FLMountainMan: the unabomber was right: Pinnacle Point: You really can't go around calling yourself human unless you're busy dipping the crab meat in melted butter.
/Science biatches

You're thinking of lobster. Crab meat should be dunked in cider vinegar, if anything.

WTF?  Is this actually a thing?


Can't be much different from malt vinegar on fish&chips.
 
Dromaeosaur
2023-02-07 11:01:15 AM  
Ah yes. Because when I think of longevity, I think "Cavemen".

the unabomber was right: Pinnacle Point: You really can't go around calling yourself human unless you're busy dipping the crab meat in melted butter.
/Science biatches

You're thinking of lobster. Crab meat should be dunked in cider vinegar, if anything.


That actually doesn't sound that bad. Seems like it would balance the sweetness and add another note to the flavor.
 
phaseolus
2023-02-07 11:06:01 AM  

the unabomber was right: Pinnacle Point: You really can't go around calling yourself human unless you're busy dipping the crab meat in melted butter.
/Science biatches

You're thinking of lobster. Crab meat should be dunked in cider vinegar, if anything.


Cooked crab meat? Or is this a sort of a crab ceviche thing?
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 11:11:41 AM  
No thanks. I'll stick to my low-crab diet.
 
jntaylor63
2023-02-07 11:22:18 AM  
No Thanks.

To quote one of my favorite comedians "Seafood is nothing more than bug meat and snot rocks.  There isn't a nickel's worth of difference between a lobster and a scorpion."

/Jim Gaffigan
// Hot Pockets!
 
blondambition [OhFark]
2023-02-07 12:16:20 PM  

casey17: I would, if it were langostinos or AK King. Dungeoness is nasty. 🤮

/ yes, langostinos are crabs


How do you figure? My SIL is adopted and she found her bio family. They're Lummi peoples and she gets the most fabulous Dungeness crabs from them.
 
Evil Mackerel
2023-02-07 12:24:58 PM  
Did they make bread  to dip in the mustard?

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casey17 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 12:33:17 PM  

blondambition: casey17: I would, if it were langostinos or AK King. Dungeoness is nasty. 🤮

/ yes, langostinos are crabs

How do you figure? My SIL is adopted and she found her bio family. They're Lummi peoples and she gets the most fabulous Dungeness crabs from them.


The ones I've had here in Seattle taste like sewage. Or the bay, either or. They're gross.
 
blondambition [OhFark]
2023-02-07 12:38:54 PM  

casey17: blondambition: casey17: I would, if it were langostinos or AK King. Dungeoness is nasty. 🤮

/ yes, langostinos are crabs

How do you figure? My SIL is adopted and she found her bio family. They're Lummi peoples and she gets the most fabulous Dungeness crabs from them.

The ones I've had here in Seattle taste like sewage. Or the bay, either or. They're gross.


Lummi Island Wild Caught delivery will send you the best tasting crab you'll ever eat but it's really expensive.
 
FormlessOne
2023-02-07 12:54:13 PM  
"Almost all of the snow crabs have disappeared from the Bering Sea, and the Dungeness crabs are friggin' toxic thanks to climate change & algal bloom - quick, find some other crab we can friggin' market and eat!"
 
FormlessOne
2023-02-07 12:55:22 PM  
Yep, just keep moving from population to population, consuming them like locusts in a wheat field.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2023-02-07 3:25:04 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You want Cancer?  That's how you get Cancer.

Krebs?


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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 4:35:21 PM  
All Fark threads eventually evolve into crabs for some reason.
 
casey17 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 6:35:54 PM  

blondambition: casey17: blondambition: casey17: I would, if it were langostinos or AK King. Dungeoness is nasty. 🤮

/ yes, langostinos are crabs

How do you figure? My SIL is adopted and she found her bio family. They're Lummi peoples and she gets the most fabulous Dungeness crabs from them.

The ones I've had here in Seattle taste like sewage. Or the bay, either or. They're gross.

Lummi Island Wild Caught delivery will send you the best tasting crab you'll ever eat but it's really expensive.


Holy Carp! You weren't even kidding about the price!
 
Bruscar
2023-02-07 7:30:41 PM  
For those of you who aren't willing to agree to CNN's arbitration clause by merely reading an online article on their site: https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/neanderthal-feasted-roasted-crab/

Click wrap agreements were looking at "gone too far" and "outrageous" in the rearview mirror about 20 years ago. Yet, corporations just keep pushing the envelope.
 
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