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(Fox News)   Fauci charges market rate for speaking engagements. This upset Fox so much, they utterly wiped him out so that no trace remained. At least, that's what they're claiming   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2222 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Feb 2023 at 8:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-07 6:15:03 AM  
Yes, yes, I know it's a Fox link. But you have GOT to read this. It goes far, far beyond pearl-clutching. Witness first hand the fang-knashing, the wailing, the shirt-rending, and the epic butthurt! It will warm the cockles of our little shriveled liberal hearts. Whatever. And the comments! The comments are total MBG (that's Moronic Butthurt Gold). Seriously, people, this is a keeper.

Even you Fark conservatives could benefit from this. It is a Master Class of all the "virtues" you extol.

And Fark Trolls(TM)? More grist for your mills. Enjoy.

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2023-02-07 8:31:07 AM  

Harlee: Yes, yes, I know it's a Fox link. But you have GOT to read this. It goes far, far beyond pearl-clutching. Witness first hand the fang-knashing, the wailing, the shirt-rending, and the epic butthurt! It will warm the cockles of our little shriveled liberal hearts. Whatever. And the comments! The comments are total MBG (that's Moronic Butthurt Gold). Seriously, people, this is a keeper.

Even you Fark conservatives could benefit from this. It is a Master Class of all the "virtues" you extol.

And Fark Trolls(TM)? More grist for your mills. Enjoy.

/NOT subby
//No, seriously, not subby
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Nope.

"And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
 
2023-02-07 8:41:50 AM  
I love that everything he does pisses them off so much and he just smiles.

Rock on, dude.
 
2023-02-07 8:53:06 AM  
Dr. Anthony Fauci was chastised online on Sunday

Oh, I see, he was OBLITERATED ON TWITTER...

See, it sounds stupid when they do it too.
 
2023-02-07 8:53:20 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I love that everything he does pisses them off so much and he just smiles.

Rock on, dude.


He should get another doctorate. This time in Black History. He can travel the country lecturing on CRT.
 
2023-02-07 8:53:30 AM  
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Guess some folks get salty that some egghead can make more in a medical career stomping flat infectious diseases and coming up with actual treatment protocols than talking loud, and saying nothing.
 
2023-02-07 8:53:34 AM  
A bunch of nobodies crying about someone else making bank.
 
2023-02-07 8:54:10 AM  
Someone who does something worthwhile makes honest money? He should be more like a politician!
 
2023-02-07 8:54:22 AM  
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2023-02-07 8:54:55 AM  

kbronsito: NewportBarGuy: I love that everything he does pisses them off so much and he just smiles.

Rock on, dude.

He should get another doctorate. This time in Black History. He can travel the country lecturing on CRT.


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2023-02-07 8:56:28 AM  
And he gets to live in their heads rent-free, so that $100k is pure profit.
 
2023-02-07 8:56:41 AM  
He should be making significantly more than market rate.
 
2023-02-07 8:56:56 AM  
So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.
 
2023-02-07 8:57:02 AM  
The US naval academy football coach makes $2,000,000 per year.  He earns five times what Fauchi made.
Fauchi is no stranger to criticism, he spent the 80s in the men's homosexual community studying and treating HIV/AIDS.  At the time he was told it would end his career, and the GOP had a saying that "AIDS, kills f*** dead".
The GQP won't ever admit they were wrong about covid and they hate Fauchi for exposing their scams.
Large numbers of former GOP officials get paid to speak, so what of it?
 
2023-02-07 8:58:01 AM  
Oh, I get it.  The GQP thinks health care is a blessing and that providers should live in poverty since there is no money in that business.
 
2023-02-07 8:58:02 AM  

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Guess some folks get salty that some egghead can make more in a medical career stomping flat infectious diseases and coming up with actual treatment protocols than talking loud, and saying nothing.


Imagine paying money to listen to any of these smooth-brained dropout hacks.

Years ago a co-worker was telling me about spending $200 a ticket so his family could so see Rush Limbaugh speak. I looked at him like you would look at someone who confessed to being both a  coprofiliac and a necrophiliac.
 
2023-02-07 8:58:19 AM  
I love how they call him a "Biden advisor" and whine about him undermining Trump by "contradicting" him. It's absolutely impossible to not contradict Trump -- he's taken literally every different stand he possibly can. Who HASN'T  contradicted him?
 
2023-02-07 8:58:31 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.


Conservatives love capitalism right up until a liberal is good at it.
 
2023-02-07 8:59:12 AM  
I charge up to $100,000 for a public speaking engagement.  And that's just to be in the audience.
 
2023-02-07 8:59:34 AM  
How much did Jared get from the Saudis?  And you want me to care about 50k???
 
2023-02-07 9:00:13 AM  
 
2023-02-07 9:00:14 AM  
They're just petulant because their paymasters can't command the same engagement fees.
 
2023-02-07 9:01:02 AM  

Harlee: And Fark Trolls(TM)? More grist for your mills. Enjoy.


No such thing exists, there's only users with contrarian positions who drive up thread engagement while enjoying protection from the higher-ups.

But they're not trolls.

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2023-02-07 9:02:58 AM  

capt.snicklefritz: hubiestubert: [Fark user image 741x317][Fark user image 425x266]
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Guess some folks get salty that some egghead can make more in a medical career stomping flat infectious diseases and coming up with actual treatment protocols than talking loud, and saying nothing.

Imagine paying money to listen to any of these smooth-brained dropout hacks.

Years ago a co-worker was telling me about spending $200 a ticket so his family could so see Rush Limbaugh speak. I looked at him like you would look at someone who confessed to being both a  coprofiliac and a necrophiliac.


I didn't include a few others, because their agencies had negotiable fees. Or, rather, they were not comfortable publishing what they'd be willing to accept.
 
2023-02-07 9:05:48 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism. Got it.


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2023-02-07 9:05:49 AM  

GoldSpider: Dr. Anthony Fauci was chastised online on Sunday

Oh, I see, he was OBLITERATED ON TWITTER...

See, it sounds stupid when they do it too.


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DESTROYED... and then ANNIHILATED!
 
2023-02-07 9:08:09 AM  

Northern: The US naval academy football coach makes $2,000,000 per year.


On a side note, Ken Niumatalolo is not a federal employee.  Navy's football coaches work for the Naval Academy Athletic Association.  Most college coaches get paid a base salary, usually a couple hundred thousand, and the rest of their pay comes from the booster club and other affiliated contracts.  In the Navy's case, his entire paycheck comes from the booster club, which only gets something like 5% of it's funding from the DoD.
 
2023-02-07 9:08:40 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.


There's capitalism and commerce. One involves getting money for your labor. The other is making money from others' labor.

Pop quiz, hotshot. Which one is this?
 
2023-02-07 9:12:31 AM  
Why does Fox hate the free market?
 
2023-02-07 9:13:17 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.


Most of the people responding aren't true blue socialists.

They are just enjoying Republican Schaudenfreud for the most apolitical man in Washington for most of their lives who cared about doing one job, and one job only.
 
2023-02-07 9:14:24 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.


*points and laughs at you*
 
2023-02-07 9:14:59 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.


We are fans of the meritocracy.
 
2023-02-07 9:15:34 AM  
accusing him of inflating his self-worth while emphasizing his role as one of the most controversial figures of the pandemic

Which pot is the kettle calling orange?
 
2023-02-07 9:16:05 AM  
On top of the salary, he lives rent free.

/in their heads
 
2023-02-07 9:17:51 AM  

Harlee: Yes, yes, I know it's a Fox link. But you have GOT to read this. It goes far, far beyond pearl-clutching. Witness first hand the fang-knashing, the wailing, the shirt-rending, and the epic butthurt! It will warm the cockles of our little shriveled liberal hearts. Whatever. And the comments! The comments are total MBG (that's Moronic Butthurt Gold). Seriously, people, this is a keeper.

Even you Fark conservatives could benefit from this. It is a Master Class of all the "virtues" you extol.

And Fark Trolls(TM)? More grist for your mills. Enjoy.

/NOT subby
//No, seriously, not subby
///


Hell no. Fox News is a weeping sore on the wart on the teratoma growing out of the anus of a smelly hobo. The world would be a much better place without it.
 
2023-02-07 9:20:36 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.


So suddenly all the capitalists think he should work for free? Got it.
 
2023-02-07 9:22:48 AM  
Man, Charlie Kirk not only DESTROYS and ANNIHILATES, but he also SMASHES, WRECKS, and CRUSHES!
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2023-02-07 9:23:22 AM  
I hear Laura Ingraham gets 5 digits on Cameo, if you count the cents columns.
 
2023-02-07 9:24:26 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Man, Charlie Kirk not only DESTROYS and ANNIHILATES, but he also SMASHES, WRECKS, and CRUSHES!
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Oh, I bet Charlie wants to smash...
 
2023-02-07 9:24:58 AM  

gregario: Harlee: Yes, yes, I know it's a Fox link. But you have GOT to read this. It goes far, far beyond pearl-clutching. Witness first hand the fang-knashing, the wailing, the shirt-rending, and the epic butthurt! It will warm the cockles of our little shriveled liberal hearts. Whatever. And the comments! The comments are total MBG (that's Moronic Butthurt Gold). Seriously, people, this is a keeper.

Even you Fark conservatives could benefit from this. It is a Master Class of all the "virtues" you extol.

And Fark Trolls(TM)? More grist for your mills. Enjoy.

/NOT subby
//No, seriously, not subby
///

Hell no. Fox News is a weeping sore on the wart on the teratoma growing out of the anus of a smelly hobo. The world would be a much better place without it.


...in what way..?

/ asking for a friend
 
2023-02-07 9:25:46 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Man, Charlie Kirk not only DESTROYS and ANNIHILATES, but he also SMASHES, WRECKS, and CRUSHES!
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That's so sad...
 
2023-02-07 9:26:07 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Man, Charlie Kirk not only DESTROYS and ANNIHILATES, but he also SMASHES, WRECKS, and CRUSHES!
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2023-02-07 9:26:55 AM  

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2023-02-07 9:28:04 AM  
Well thats it now I'm not voting for him next time!!!
 
2023-02-07 9:29:19 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Conservatives love capitalism right up until a liberal is good at it.


I dunno about that. Conservatives love kleptocracy and oligarchy. They pay lip service to capitalism.
 
2023-02-07 9:29:30 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: So, suddenly all the socialists are big fans of capitalism.  Got it.


I bet this sounded smart and witty in your head, didn't it?
 
2023-02-07 9:30:21 AM  

Harlee: Yes, yes, I know it's a Fox link. But you have GOT to read this. It goes far, far beyond pearl-clutching. Witness first hand the fang-knashing, the wailing, the shirt-rending, and the epic butthurt! It will warm the cockles of our little shriveled liberal hearts. Whatever. And the comments! The comments are total MBG (that's Moronic Butthurt Gold). Seriously, people, this is a keeper.

Even you Fark conservatives could benefit from this. It is a Master Class of all the "virtues" you extol.

And Fark Trolls(TM)? More grist for your mills. Enjoy.

/NOT subby
//No, seriously, not subby
///


Not a chance.  I will only click on a Fox link if I know for certain it goes to Rupert Murdoch's obituary.
 
2023-02-07 9:30:31 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I love that everything he does pisses them off so much and he just smiles.

Rock on, dude.


I dislike that he still tries to save their lives. But greater good and all that, I guess.
 
2023-02-07 9:32:25 AM  
some insensitive language, TW, apologies, but that's what you'd get with him
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2023-02-07 9:36:10 AM  

New Farkin User Name: some insensitive language, TW, apologies, but that's what you'd get with him
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