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(Daily Dot)   Dunkin' worker gets fired, raids store, tells his online audience to grab as much food as possible on the way out when Dunkin' fires them (remember, you must incriminate yourself). But don't do it after lunch when they've sold all the good stuff   (dailydot.com) divider line
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779 clicks; posted to Business » on 07 Feb 2023 at 7:42 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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BMFPitt
2023-02-07 7:56:35 AM  
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HotWingConspiracy
2023-02-07 8:01:45 AM  
Their food is pretty bad, I'm sure he paid for his crimes while trying to choke it down later.
 
Marcos P
2023-02-07 8:04:51 AM  
I like Boston cream donut
 
Another Government Employee
2023-02-07 8:14:37 AM  

Marcos P: I like Boston cream donut


One of two I can tolerate from DD.

All others are trash.
 
Flowery Twats
2023-02-07 8:18:50 AM  
WHAT "good stuff"? It's Dunkin' ffs...they even removed "donuts" from their name, they were so bad...
 
Marcos P
2023-02-07 8:23:53 AM  

Another Government Employee: Marcos P: I like Boston cream donut

One of two I can tolerate from DD.

All others are trash.


What's the other?
 
Another Government Employee
2023-02-07 8:30:49 AM  

Marcos P: Another Government Employee: Marcos P: I like Boston cream donut

One of two I can tolerate from DD.

All others are trash.

What's the other?


Apple Fritter.
 
padraig
2023-02-07 8:37:45 AM  

Another Government Employee: Marcos P: Another Government Employee: Marcos P: I like Boston cream donut

One of two I can tolerate from DD.

All others are trash.

What's the other?

Apple Fritter.


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The Smails Kid
2023-02-07 8:42:04 AM  
Half Baked - Quitting Scene
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TheYeti
2023-02-07 8:44:39 AM  
"The creator"
 
FormlessOne
2023-02-07 8:54:03 AM  
So, guy gets fired & commits a shiatload of theft, yet the majority of that article was a piss-poor relay of comments about the video the guy puts up?

What the hell?!

This shouldn't have been an article. It should've been an arrest report, and I shouldn't know anything about how some schmuck from the Bronx feels about the arrest of a Chicago-area asshole.
 
Cubansaltyballs
2023-02-07 8:56:45 AM  
That article feels like it was written by a drunk ai chatbot that was originally programmed to write scenes for reality housewives drama shows where they do product placement in a subtle way.

Reminds me of when I used to write for tv...days of writing and re-writing. The fear of failure. And then just sit back and crack open a nice cold Pepsi and let all my fears wash away. Ah, Pepsi. Better than blowjobs and ketamine.
 
Jim_Tressel's_O-Face
2023-02-07 9:04:31 AM  

FormlessOne: So, guy gets fired & commits a shiatload of theft, yet the majority of that article was a piss-poor relay of comments about the video the guy puts up?

What the hell?!

This shouldn't have been an article. It should've been an arrest report, and I shouldn't know anything about how some schmuck from the Bronx feels about the arrest of a Chicago-area asshole.


Its a vibe based society, man. We're just living in it.
 
TheYeti
2023-02-07 9:09:25 AM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: FormlessOne: So, guy gets fired & commits a shiatload of theft, yet the majority of that article was a piss-poor relay of comments about the video the guy puts up?

What the hell?!

This shouldn't have been an article. It should've been an arrest report, and I shouldn't know anything about how some schmuck from the Bronx feels about the arrest of a Chicago-area asshole.

Its a vibe based society, man. We're just living in it.


Pretty sus, bruh.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 9:12:01 AM  

Flowery Twats: WHAT "good stuff"? It's Dunkin' ffs...they even removed "donuts" from their name, they were so bad...


"Sir, we're not legally allowed to even imply there's real dough."
 
StatelyGreekAutomaton
2023-02-07 9:29:30 AM  
As is typical, racists make bad judgement calls.

/Steal the shiat, don't make a video about how recording your crime spree is the best idea ever.
 
sinko swimo
2023-02-07 10:01:00 AM  

Cubansaltyballs: That article feels like it was written by a drunk ai chatbot that was originally programmed to write scenes for reality housewives drama shows where they do product placement in a subtle way.

Reminds me of when I used to write for tv...days of writing and re-writing. The fear of failure. And then just sit back and crack open a nice cold Pepsi and let all my fears wash away. Ah, Pepsi. Better than blowjobs and ketamine.


if you feel Pepsi and ketamine is better than a blowjob you really need a new boyfriend.
 
Kraftwerk Orange
2023-02-07 10:29:04 AM  
We've got a Shipley Do-nuts here, and I'm quite  pleased with them.  I was raised a Krispy Kreme guy, and they're still my favorite, but Shipley has become my go to.

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Bonus:  they also have kolaches.
 
MelGoesOnTour
2023-02-07 10:41:46 AM  
Why TF does TFA call this guy a "creator"?!
 
The Smails Kid
2023-02-07 11:00:59 AM  

sinko swimo: Cubansaltyballs: That article feels like it was written by a drunk ai chatbot that was originally programmed to write scenes for reality housewives drama shows where they do product placement in a subtle way.

Reminds me of when I used to write for tv...days of writing and re-writing. The fear of failure. And then just sit back and crack open a nice cold Pepsi and let all my fears wash away. Ah, Pepsi. Better than blowjobs and ketamine.

if you feel Pepsi and ketamine is better than a blowjob you really need a new boyfriend.


And if Pepsi and ketamine don't get the taste of the blowjob out of your mouth, try tequila.
 
RichardFannin
2023-02-07 1:16:18 PM  

padraig: Another Government Employee: Marcos P: Another Government Employee: Marcos P: I like Boston cream donut

One of two I can tolerate from DD.

All others are trash.

What's the other?

Apple Fritter.

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What about a box of starving, crazed weasels?
 
FormlessOne
2023-02-07 1:42:22 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Why TF does TFA call this guy a "creator"?!


Because the editor pooh-poohed "self-absorbed, thieving douchebag," obviously.
 
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