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(ABL13 Houston)   A Texas woman accused of killing her husband is being held on a $5 million bond, why so high you ask? It turns out that she was investigated by the Douglas County Sheriff's Office in Minnesota after her previous husband was shot and killed   (abc13.com) divider line
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2208 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2023 at 8:30 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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WegianWarrior
2023-02-07 4:41:09 AM  
It's only two - it's not like she's making a habit out of it?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 4:45:55 AM  
I'll bet it was that rascally power grid.  That woman better have good legal counsel:
 
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste
2023-02-07 7:09:08 AM  
Just don't let her get remarried.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 8:13:24 AM  
I'm surprised Texas didn't execute her on the spot.
 
Nhojwolfe
2023-02-07 8:32:56 AM  

bluorangefyre: I'm surprised Texas didn't execute her on the spot.


I mean if she killed 2 people, Do we really want someone like that roaming around society
 
foo monkey
2023-02-07 8:35:49 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Just don't let her get remarried.


Exactly.  It's not like she's going to go right out, get married, and murder a third husband.  That's just poor craftsmanship.
 
ltdanman44
2023-02-07 8:36:25 AM  
I saw this on forensic files!

Forensic Files - Season 12, Episode 3 - Cold Hearted - Full Episode
Youtube 59uYNEwJiW4
 
johnny_stingray
2023-02-07 8:38:38 AM  
Patsy Montana - I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded (c.1949).
Youtube 9vSfqR3Hyxc
 
6nome
2023-02-07 8:39:45 AM  
Happy wife, happy death.
 
BitwiseShift
2023-02-07 8:46:27 AM  
What a stroke of bad luck.
 
buster_v
2023-02-07 8:46:34 AM  
Her first husband was shot and killed and she didn't get charged?

Oh, it was Minnesota. She probably just started crying and the cops decided she was innocent.  She probably had a "live laugh love" on the wall, too.

Minnesota "Nice"
 
moothemagiccow
2023-02-07 8:46:35 AM  
if she's so dangerous, don't give her a bond, just keep her in jail, god

also is she going to get married before the trial? don't keep people waiting so farking long
 
swankywanky
2023-02-07 8:46:55 AM  
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BrerRobot
2023-02-07 8:46:59 AM  
she and Drew  Peterson should hook up
 
KB202
2023-02-07 8:47:06 AM  
As a woman, am I wrong do be disapproving that she didn't find a smarter way to live her life and that she got caught? I don't like to give in to sexism, but I just get irritated when women aren't smarter and better.
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-02-07 8:47:57 AM  

WegianWarrior: It's only two - it's not like she's making a habit out of it?


Yeah, well. It's still illegal in most US states and Canadian provinces for a woman to shoot her husband for pissing her off. Even California has a three-bag limit.
 
Flowery Twats
2023-02-07 8:49:03 AM  

WegianWarrior: It's only two - it's not like she's making a habit out of it?


Well, it worked last time...
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 8:49:28 AM  
Black widow wives are a thing but the funny part is most husbands die first anyway because marriage is hell, and we accept this as a fact of life.

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punkwrestler
2023-02-07 8:50:19 AM  
"Cell Block Tango" - Broadway Backwards 2015
Youtube ziA1TGNXktY
 
Jeff5
2023-02-07 8:59:34 AM  
That's no way to treat a grieving widow...
 
moothemagiccow
2023-02-07 9:02:51 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Black widow wives are a thing but the funny part is most husbands die first anyway because marriage is hell, and we accept this as a fact of life.

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I don't typically go around recommending divorce, but if "marriage is hell" rolls off your fingertips, move out
 
gamera1
2023-02-07 9:06:13 AM  
So.... she's available, fellas!
 
No Catchy Nickname
2023-02-07 9:06:37 AM  
Think this is her:
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Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 9:09:16 AM  
Article is a bit light on key information. What I mean is, did those men have it coming?
 
doctorguilty
2023-02-07 9:11:02 AM  
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"Pfft. Amateur."
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 9:16:42 AM  
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Numberlady2
2023-02-07 9:26:52 AM  
She did not give this a lot of thought.  Her late husband was diabetic and 4 hours BEFORE she called emergency the hospital knew his insulin was high.

Lack of planning here.
 
groppet
2023-02-07 9:31:52 AM  
Did she tell the cops the first one fell on the bullet?
 
mrparks
2023-02-07 9:32:13 AM  
Call wire Charles Remington, we got a man-eater.

🎶 Maaaaneater 🎶
 
Fear the Clam
2023-02-07 10:12:53 AM  
Hey, try not to kill any husbands on the way through the parking lot!
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 10:17:20 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image 468x300]


I once worked with someone who appeared on that show.  Well, the Killer Couples version.  We actually found each other on Facebook, after years of not seeing each other, maybe a week before everything went down.  For what it's worth, I believe her version of events.  Knowing her history, and how much of an open book she was even as a teenager, I could see it happening the way she described it.  I can also see her being an idiot and getting so farked up as to basically incriminate herself by texting something meaning one thing metaphorically, but tragically it being something else entirely.  Now, do I believe she should get out of prison any earlier than the late 2040s?  Not really.  Just because she didn't actually do the crime, she knew something was going to happen to the poor guy.  She may have thought it was just going to be a robbery, but it ended up being far worse.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 10:20:53 AM  

johnny_stingray: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/9vSfqR3Hyxc]


I have the original Andrews Sisters recording.  And yet my parents complained about my childhood music glorifying violence.  THEIR parents' music was just as bad, it seems.  And don't get me started on Stagger Lee, which came out during my parents' childhoods.
 
jtown
2023-02-07 10:31:19 AM  
Nods approvingly:

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Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-07 10:56:51 AM  

doctorguilty: [Fark user image 300x300]
"Pfft. Amateur."


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buravirgil
2023-02-07 11:13:51 AM  

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I have a fondness for this version
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foo monkey
2023-02-07 11:14:48 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 468x300]


How the hell are there like 30 seasons of this show?
 
LOLITROLU
2023-02-07 11:46:47 AM  
Woman
Wo Man
Whoooaaa man!

We had love not just sex
Is she Mrs X
I had to run for my life
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 11:55:41 AM  

moothemagiccow: Wine Sipping Elitist: Black widow wives are a thing but the funny part is most husbands die first anyway because marriage is hell, and we accept this as a fact of life.

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I don't typically go around recommending divorce, but if "marriage is hell" rolls off your fingertips, move out


That's putting the cart before the horse. Most divorces are initiated by women. Men come to understand marriage is hell *because* of divorce. I loved marriage *until* the bitter divorce. SNL had a joke that more single women own homes *because* of divorce, and it might be true. They can have the house as long as I get some peace of mind.

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Kattungali
2023-02-07 12:12:03 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image 425x629]


I was wondering how long it would take our resident incel/misogynist to appear!   Thanks for not disappointing!
 
fmcgalaxie500
2023-02-07 12:22:48 PM  

ltdanman44: I saw this on forensic files!

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/59uYNEwJiW4]


I've seen this episode many times. Woman was an idiot but then again, most murderers are.
 
grimlock1972
2023-02-07 12:33:35 PM  
Wow. this one sort of hits close to home, I graduated high school in Douglas county Minnesota. Alexandria class of 1991.    I had left the county well before that incident happened, and while i have heard of it and presumably heard or read news reports i don't recall any details at all.
 
Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 12:36:47 PM  

grimlock1972: Wow. this one sort of hits close to home, I graduated high school in Douglas county Minnesota. Alexandria class of 1991.    I had left the county well before that incident happened, and while i have heard of it and presumably heard or read news reports i don't recall any details at all.


Perp-like typing detected.
 
1funguy
2023-02-07 1:21:53 PM  
She's got a type...
 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 1:42:18 PM  
The good news for single farkers here is that she's smoking hot and available now.
Paging Studman69...
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-02-07 2:25:36 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: moothemagiccow: Wine Sipping Elitist: Black widow wives are a thing but the funny part is most husbands die first anyway because marriage is hell, and we accept this as a fact of life.

[Fark user image 425x532]

I don't typically go around recommending divorce, but if "marriage is hell" rolls off your fingertips, move out

That's putting the cart before the horse. Most divorces are initiated by women. Men come to understand marriage is hell *because* of divorce. I loved marriage *until* the bitter divorce. SNL had a joke that more single women own homes *because* of divorce, and it might be true. They can have the house as long as I get some peace of mind.

[Fark user image 425x629]


aren't you a rape apologist?
 
CoonAce
2023-02-07 4:19:58 PM  

WegianWarrior: It's only two - it's not like she's making a habit out of it?


I worked with a psycho Vietnam vet who was widowed 6 times.  He had two insane Dalmatians that he trained in viet only, and the only time I came over for dinner he gave me a Bob Vila-type book on how to conduct a River raid.

There are some serious whackos out there.
 
Ghost Roach [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 4:35:59 PM  

buster_v: Her first husband was shot and killed and she didn't get charged?

Oh, it was Minnesota. She probably just started crying and the cops decided she was innocent.  She probably had a "live laugh love" on the wall, too.

Minnesota "Nice"


"Live Laugh (re)Load"
 
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