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(NASA)   James Webb accidently discovers an asteroid that is 1 Roman Colosseum wide in an otherwise failed observation. This is one of the smallest main belt asteroids ever found. Subby disappointed that the size was not given in kilobananas   (nasa.gov) divider line
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2023-02-06 8:59:37 PM  
It was 30,000 pounds
of bananaaaaaaas
 
2023-02-06 9:02:24 PM  
How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?
 
2023-02-06 9:03:43 PM  
Neat!
 
2023-02-06 9:04:56 PM  

Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?


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2023-02-06 9:06:11 PM  
How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2023-02-06 9:12:28 PM  

Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?


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2023-02-06 9:13:05 PM  
The colosseum is 1.045kb in length.
 
2023-02-06 9:34:33 PM  
How many Libraries of Congress is that?
 
2023-02-06 9:37:39 PM  

leeksfromchichis: The colosseum is 1.045kb in length.


How big are your kilobytes man
 
2023-02-06 11:41:37 PM  

Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?


By not being bombed to shiat in WW2.  Between Europe spending a decade rebuilding and paying the Marshal Plan money back to US industry for the stuff to rebuild, the US had a large war chest to fund nuclear weapons development.

And virtually every system not needed to specifically keep 3 yokels alive was there to be a live test for nuclear weapons systems.  The rockets, the guidence, everything except life support, was directly ported over into ICBMs - and considering there were ideas for pigeon-guided missiles, even the life support was for killing people.  The Apollo program had jack, fark, and all to do with science, or discovery, or any of that liberal, pointdexter bullshiat - it was purely an exercise in how to turn the Earth into a glass marble.  If Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins had been immediately killed on launch, but the rockets got the payload into space, not one person in NASA would have shed a single tear or done anything except cheered themselves hoarse.

So, what your question really is, is this: how did a bunch of unrepentent genocidal assholes manage to advance the cause of global genocide?  And the answer "How are you surprised they managed to shoot at the Moon with a weapon?  They had plenty of experience killing Blacks, Native Americans, Mexicans, Latin Americans, and labor organizers.  The Moon was just one more target."
 
2023-02-06 11:56:48 PM  

phalamir: Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?

By not being bombed to shiat in WW2.  Between Europe spending a decade rebuilding and paying the Marshal Plan money back to US industry for the stuff to rebuild, the US had a large war chest to fund nuclear weapons development.

And virtually every system not needed to specifically keep 3 yokels alive was there to be a live test for nuclear weapons systems.  The rockets, the guidence, everything except life support, was directly ported over into ICBMs - and considering there were ideas for pigeon-guided missiles, even the life support was for killing people.  The Apollo program had jack, fark, and all to do with science, or discovery, or any of that liberal, pointdexter bullshiat - it was purely an exercise in how to turn the Earth into a glass marble.  If Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins had been immediately killed on launch, but the rockets got the payload into space, not one person in NASA would have shed a single tear or done anything except cheered themselves hoarse.

So, what your question really is, is this: how did a bunch of unrepentent genocidal assholes manage to advance the cause of global genocide?  And the answer "How are you surprised they managed to shoot at the Moon with a weapon?  They had plenty of experience killing Blacks, Native Americans, Mexicans, Latin Americans, and labor organizers.  The Moon was just one more target."


... We were planning on soft-landing nukes under .16g? How would that help? Or was the LEM used some other way to advance the goal of global genocide?
 
2023-02-07 12:39:17 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: leeksfromchichis: The colosseum is 1.045kb in length.

How big are your kilobytes man


A kilobanana is 180 meters.
 
2023-02-07 6:00:36 AM  

Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?


They employed Nazi scientists who did use metric.
 
2023-02-07 6:50:22 AM  
American's continue the great tradition of going to extreme lengths to avoid using the metric system.

How many elephants did it weigh?

How many football fields long?

How many empire state buildings tall?
 
2023-02-07 6:51:37 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?

They employed Nazi scientists who did use metric.


Remember, American's provided the trained monkey's, former Nazis provided the brains.

the Werner von Braun space center is as American as Appfel Kuchen!
 
2023-02-07 7:42:58 AM  
Why not in dekaCaligulas?

/I know that the Coliseum was built after Caligula
 
2023-02-07 7:47:30 AM  
How many Rhode Island streets wide is that?
 
2023-02-07 7:51:28 AM  

Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?


We didn't really start screwing up until we used both metric and imperial units and forget to convert.

If you haven't measured in the original furlongs you don't know what you're missing.
 
2023-02-07 8:24:03 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?

We didn't really start screwing up until we used both metric and imperial units and forget to convert.

If you haven't measured in the original furlongs you don't know what you're missing.


I would think it would not matter what units used by the NASA teams if they followed good programming procedures. If you call a function, you need to know the parameters which should be listed in the functions documentation. The units that the function uses should be clearly listed front and center. If it said the second parameter was velocity in meters per second and your part of the software is using feet per second then do a quick conversation.  Even if they were all metric, there is multiple ways to metric too (km/s, m/s, etc.)
 
2023-02-07 8:36:00 AM  

phalamir: Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?

By not being bombed to shiat in WW2.  Between Europe spending a decade rebuilding and paying the Marshal Plan money back to US industry for the stuff to rebuild, the US had a large war chest to fund nuclear weapons development.

And virtually every system not needed to specifically keep 3 yokels alive was there to be a live test for nuclear weapons systems.  The rockets, the guidence, everything except life support, was directly ported over into ICBMs - and considering there were ideas for pigeon-guided missiles, even the life support was for killing people.  The Apollo program had jack, fark, and all to do with science, or discovery, or any of that liberal, pointdexter bullshiat - it was purely an exercise in how to turn the Earth into a glass marble.  If Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins had been immediately killed on launch, but the rockets got the payload into space, not one person in NASA would have shed a single tear or done anything except cheered themselves hoarse.

So, what your question really is, is this: how did a bunch of unrepentent genocidal assholes manage to advance the cause of global genocide?  And the answer "How are you surprised they managed to shoot at the Moon with a weapon?  They had plenty of experience killing Blacks, Native Americans, Mexicans, Latin Americans, and labor organizers.  The Moon was just one more target."


The rockets were derived from ballistic missiles, but far more powerful. The guidance, too was built on an inertial platform designed for ballistic missiles, but navigation in space is completely different from ballistic missile guidance and not applicable. The comms and computer were both specifically designed to do the job of tracking the spacecraft and landing a man on the moon. Very little of the development in the Apollo program is directly applicable to ICBM development. Different payloads, different fuels, different requirements and different mission.

That's not to say we haven't spent way too much planning global annihilation, but your arguments that this was the purpose of Apollo are wrong.
 
2023-02-07 8:42:46 AM  
How many school buses is that?
 
2023-02-07 8:44:04 AM  

Flowery Twats: phalamir: Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?

By not being bombed to shiat in WW2.  Between Europe spending a decade rebuilding and paying the Marshal Plan money back to US industry for the stuff to rebuild, the US had a large war chest to fund nuclear weapons development.

And virtually every system not needed to specifically keep 3 yokels alive was there to be a live test for nuclear weapons systems.  The rockets, the guidence, everything except life support, was directly ported over into ICBMs - and considering there were ideas for pigeon-guided missiles, even the life support was for killing people.  The Apollo program had jack, fark, and all to do with science, or discovery, or any of that liberal, pointdexter bullshiat - it was purely an exercise in how to turn the Earth into a glass marble.  If Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins had been immediately killed on launch, but the rockets got the payload into space, not one person in NASA would have shed a single tear or done anything except cheered themselves hoarse.

So, what your question really is, is this: how did a bunch of unrepentent genocidal assholes manage to advance the cause of global genocide?  And the answer "How are you surprised they managed to shoot at the Moon with a weapon?  They had plenty of experience killing Blacks, Native Americans, Mexicans, Latin Americans, and labor organizers.  The Moon was just one more target."

The rockets were derived from ballistic missiles, but far more powerful. The guidance, too was built on an inertial platform designed for ballistic missiles, but navigation in space is completely different from ballistic missile guidance and not applicable. The comms and computer were both specifically designed to do the job of tracking the spacecraft and landing a man on the moon. Very little of the development in the Apollo program is directly applicable to ICBM development. Different payloads, di ...


but how cool would it look to have an apollo rocket bearing down on a country instead of a sissy icbm?
 
2023-02-07 8:44:35 AM  
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2023-02-07 9:09:03 AM  
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2023-02-07 11:43:56 AM  
How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2023-02-07 1:22:17 PM  
"JWST took an amazing image of this new thing! Please enjoy this artist's illustration."
 
2023-02-07 2:03:13 PM  

Chemlight Battery: "JWST took an amazing image of this new thing! Please enjoy this artist's illustration."


Actually it did not take an amazing image. It detected the asteroid, but an object that small and far away won't be much more than a dot.
 
2023-02-07 3:27:55 PM  

You Are All Sheep: Flowery Twats: phalamir: Bootleg: How did a country that uses the weirdest measurements manage to be the only ones to land people on the moon?

By not being bombed to shiat in WW2.  Between Europe spending a decade rebuilding and paying the Marshal Plan money back to US industry for the stuff to rebuild, the US had a large war chest to fund nuclear weapons development.

And virtually every system not needed to specifically keep 3 yokels alive was there to be a live test for nuclear weapons systems.  The rockets, the guidence, everything except life support, was directly ported over into ICBMs - and considering there were ideas for pigeon-guided missiles, even the life support was for killing people.  The Apollo program had jack, fark, and all to do with science, or discovery, or any of that liberal, pointdexter bullshiat - it was purely an exercise in how to turn the Earth into a glass marble.  If Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins had been immediately killed on launch, but the rockets got the payload into space, not one person in NASA would have shed a single tear or done anything except cheered themselves hoarse.

So, what your question really is, is this: how did a bunch of unrepentent genocidal assholes manage to advance the cause of global genocide?  And the answer "How are you surprised they managed to shoot at the Moon with a weapon?  They had plenty of experience killing Blacks, Native Americans, Mexicans, Latin Americans, and labor organizers.  The Moon was just one more target."

The rockets were derived from ballistic missiles, but far more powerful. The guidance, too was built on an inertial platform designed for ballistic missiles, but navigation in space is completely different from ballistic missile guidance and not applicable. The comms and computer were both specifically designed to do the job of tracking the spacecraft and landing a man on the moon. Very little of the development in the Apollo program is directly applicable to ICBM development. Differe ...


Got a pic of the wife (for scale) standing underneath the business end of a Saturn V. That thing is farking MASSIVE! And even more impressive, when you consider it was designed with slide rules and IBM 360s.

None of your fancy fluid dynamics simulation on Solidworks. Just slide rules, punch cards, fanfold paper, and good old American (and some Germans...shhhh! Don't mention the war!) engineering.
 
2023-02-07 3:49:36 PM  
TheMysteriousStranger:

Doing science in imperial donks the math. It's easier in SI not only for the original person but third parties who wanna check their work.
 
2023-02-07 4:15:36 PM  
What is that in Rhode Islands?
 
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