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(Gizmodo)   Facebook defeats FTC. At this rate, it's only a matter of time before Meta acquires the FTC itself   (gizmodo.com) divider line
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2023-02-06 11:57:13 PM  
The Federal Trade Commission will not appeal the court ruling rejecting its attempt to block the acquisition of VR fitness company Within by Facebook and parent company Meta.

Is it still a monopoly if no one uses your headset VR thingie?
 
2023-02-06 11:58:32 PM  
It's got electrolytes.
 
2023-02-07 3:02:20 AM  
The time to go after Facebook was 15 years ago.

Hands off Facebook and YouTube, they need to double-team tiktok RN
 
2023-02-07 9:00:59 AM  
The great thing about being a monopoly is you can pay politicians and judges to make it legal.
 
2023-02-07 9:12:04 AM  
They should try harder to have cases before going to court.
 
2023-02-07 9:31:20 AM  
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...so? They can invest in hiring and building that shiat themselves. Why do they have to buy another company to do this?

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The statement from the defendant clearly shows that the issue is VR not Fitness Apps. They're rubbing it in the FTC's face with this statement.

So the judge's idiotic reasoning that if Meta doesn't operate in one VERY SPECIFIC VERTICAL of an industry when acquiring a company that occupies a hybrid vertical (VR + fitness), that doesn't constitute potential harmful market consolidation?

Hoo boy.
 
2023-02-07 10:37:38 AM  
Welcome to Meta's Fitness Mountain sponsored by Whole Foods! Wave your right VR Metastick at the immersive virtual fitness experience you'd like to engage with today!

*selects Cycling from blurry, poorly designed floating menu*

You've selected Meta Virtual Yoga sponsored by Progressive Insurance! Push your right and left VR Metasticks forward together to start walking the Fitness Mountain path to the Plateau of Yoga, where you'll talk to the Wise Guru about how you can earn Meta Yoga Points for discounts on Progressive Insurance and Starbucks Virtual Customer NFT Engagement Experiences!

*selects Cancel*

You've activated the Meta Virtual Yoga sponsored by Progressive Insurance LIGHTNING DASH! Swing your right and left VR Metasticks at your side for the next two minutes in ever-increasingly rapid half circles to scale the Meta Fitness Mountain sponsored by Whole Foods at a faster running pace to unlock the Cave of Gaming! A highly engaging virtual funtropic surroundoperience where you can earn your daily Meta Fitness Points while also fighting off the evil Hordes of Laziness sponsored by TikTok!

Yeah this all sounds great.
 
2023-02-07 11:44:41 AM  
The Metaverse will never be a thing and Facebook is dying.

Let's hope Twitter and TikTok follow closely.
 
2023-02-07 3:26:06 PM  

imashark: [Fark user image 640x140]

The statement from the defendant clearly shows that the issue is VR not Fitness Apps. They're rubbing it in the FTC's face with this statement.

So the judge's idiotic reasoning that if Meta doesn't operate in one VERY SPECIFIC VERTICAL of an industry when acquiring a company that occupies a hybrid vertical (VR + fitness), that doesn't constitute potential harmful market consolidation?

Hoo boy.


I'm... not sure you understand what's going on here.  The "idiotic reasoning" making VR fitness apps its own market is the FTC's argument, not the judge's or Meta's.  A large portion of the FTC's case was providing evidence to establish that the market for VR fitness apps is distinct from VR apps overall - different user demographics, pricing strategies, etc.  The FTC was trying to define the market narrowly, to show that Within currently has substantial market share.

Meta wants to define the market as "all VR apps", as per their statement - because then, Within has a much smaller market share, hurting the case that acquiring them is anti-competitive.

It sounds like the part you're disagreeing with is the FTC's argument, not Meta's.  Which is odd, because the article itself states that defining the market narrowly was a win for the FTC, and could help them in future cases, for the reasons stated above.
 
2023-02-07 11:52:38 PM  

tyyreaunn: imashark: [Fark user image 640x140]

The statement from the defendant clearly shows that the issue is VR not Fitness Apps. They're rubbing it in the FTC's face with this statement.

So the judge's idiotic reasoning that if Meta doesn't operate in one VERY SPECIFIC VERTICAL of an industry when acquiring a company that occupies a hybrid vertical (VR + fitness), that doesn't constitute potential harmful market consolidation?

Hoo boy.

I'm... not sure you understand what's going on here.  The "idiotic reasoning" making VR fitness apps its own market is the FTC's argument, not the judge's or Meta's.  A large portion of the FTC's case was providing evidence to establish that the market for VR fitness apps is distinct from VR apps overall - different user demographics, pricing strategies, etc.  The FTC was trying to define the market narrowly, to show that Within currently has substantial market share.

Meta wants to define the market as "all VR apps", as per their statement - because then, Within has a much smaller market share, hurting the case that acquiring them is anti-competitive.

It sounds like the part you're disagreeing with is the FTC's argument, not Meta's.  Which is odd, because the article itself states that defining the market narrowly was a win for the FTC, and could help them in future cases, for the reasons stated above.


Nerd.
 
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