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(Mediaite)   The "News" portion of Fox News is now openly saying President Biden is a Chinese Agent. Who can we trust if not two former Real World stars?   (mediaite.com) divider line
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    More: Fail, Risk, United States, National security, Joe Biden, Fox News contributor Sean Duffy, Rachel Campos-Duffy, Fox & Friends, Fox News Channel  
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3285 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Feb 2023 at 4:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:47:52 PM  
We know this because Joe never shot down any balloons that he didn't know about after giving classified documents to China so his kid could do business there, right?
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:53:00 PM  
...as opposed to the guy who watched three Chinese espionage balloons violate American airspace, who seems to have business interests dealing with China directly?
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 3:53:44 PM  
How many Chinese trademarks does Hunter have?
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:56:11 PM  
I give it 2 days before the hardcore MAGAs in the House introduce articles of impeachment for being a Chinese asset.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:01:39 PM  

make me some tea: I give it 2 days before the hardcore MAGAs in the House introduce articles of impeachment for being a Chinese asset.


I mean, he had it shot down. The frippin' nerve!
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:05:24 PM  

hubiestubert: make me some tea: I give it 2 days before the hardcore MAGAs in the House introduce articles of impeachment for being a Chinese asset.

I mean, he had it shot down. The frippin' nerve!


Obviously Biden didn't shoot it down over land so that expert patriots in Montana couldn't recover it first to analyze its true purpose!
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:09:12 PM  

make me some tea: I give it 2 days before the hardcore MAGAs in the House introduce articles of impeachment for being a Chinese asset.


How many days does it take them to figure out how to write a bill and use spell check on it?
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 4:18:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: make me some tea: I give it 2 days before the hardcore MAGAs in the House introduce articles of impeachment for being a Chinese asset.

How many days does it take them to figure out how to write a bill and use spell check on it?


Pray for spell check.
 
dracos31
2023-02-06 4:36:39 PM  

NewportBarGuy: make me some tea: I give it 2 days before the hardcore MAGAs in the House introduce articles of impeachment for being a Chinese asset.

How many days does it take them to figure out how to write a bill and use spell check on it?


OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED CLIPPY!!!!!
 
Kangaroo_Ralph [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:38:21 PM  
Just ignore the past 6 years of MSM falsely calling Trump and most of his administration Russian agents.
 
Rapmaster2000
2023-02-06 4:38:53 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Just ignore the past 6 years of MSM falsely calling Trump and most of his administration Russian agents.


Stooges.  Not agents.
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2023-02-06 4:39:05 PM  
Outnumbered is not "the news portion".  It's Fox & Friends for the lunch rush.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:39:07 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Just ignore the past 6 years of MSM falsely calling Trump and most of his administration Russian agents.


That poor, decent man has been through so much for this country.

God Bless Him.
 
oldfool
2023-02-06 4:39:11 PM  
Oh, come on this is all Bill Clinton's fault. If he hadn't taken the Democratic Party to the right, the Republicans might not be so insane.
 
Smidge204
2023-02-06 4:39:32 PM  
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moothemagiccow
2023-02-06 4:39:35 PM  
Fox News is reporting that President Biden is a Secret Asian Man?
 
gopher321 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:40:08 PM  
I eagerly await the House investigation into Major Biden biting a secret service agent and the resultant cover up.

CHOMPGATE !
 
Soup4Bonnie
2023-02-06 4:40:15 PM  
I'd believe it if that guy that used to play Hercules on a second rate television show said it.
 
Cheron
2023-02-06 4:40:41 PM  
Think about it Biden is old Carl Fredricksen (Old man in Up!) is old. Carl had problems with ballons, Biden does. Carl Lost his wife, and so did Joe. We are through the looking glass Carl Fredricksen is a communist spy
 
OhioUGrad
2023-02-06 4:40:47 PM  
First, he was compromised by Ukraine, then Russia, and now China.

What a player.
 
Thoreny
2023-02-06 4:41:45 PM  
I long for the day when folks with jackets that read FBI raid the offices of Fox News and arrest these anti-American assholes
 
jethroe
2023-02-06 4:42:51 PM  

Thoreny: I long for the day when folks with jackets that read FBI raid the offices of Fox News and arrest these anti-American assholes


Is being "anti-American" a crime?  When did that start?
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:44:39 PM  
If you are going to go full red scare you might want to at least try to have a historically accurate sound track...

Japanese Sandman
Youtube i51L8NZOHGI
 
dracos31
2023-02-06 4:45:13 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Just ignore the past 6 years of MSM falsely calling Trump and most of his administration Russian agents.


Look who doesn't understand what false means.

/or most other English words
//верно, друг?
 
Stands With A Tiny Fist [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:45:22 PM  
Given that every accusation thus far has turned out to be a confession... Well, you see where I'm going with this.
 
Kris_Romm
2023-02-06 4:45:30 PM  
"So why did he?" Harris Faulkner asked. "Just because it had Trump's name on it?"

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millsapian87
2023-02-06 4:46:42 PM  
Ugh, whats-her-name was insufferable on The Real World.  There was one segment where she was complaining that people were mean to her because she was conservative.  No, they were mean to her because she was a biatch.  Although I'm sure that's why she was conservative; she was such an a-hole.
 
Fooshards
2023-02-06 4:47:45 PM  
AKA Fox knows that some damaging intel is about to come out about Drumpf/Murdoch being a Russian/Chinese stooge, and they DESPERATELY need to manufacture consent about their boogeyman to stay in front of it.
 
Clash City Farker
2023-02-06 4:48:01 PM  
The Big Guy is not a Chinese agent, he is a mafia crime boss.
 
hammettman
2023-02-06 4:48:50 PM  

hubiestubert: ...as opposed to the guy who watched three Chinese espionage balloons violate American airspace, who seems to have business interests dealing with China directly?


Trump can technically deny having watched three Chinese balloons in the sky as he was blinded by staring at an eclipse.

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SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:49:07 PM  

hubiestubert: make me some tea: I give it 2 days before the hardcore MAGAs in the House introduce articles of impeachment for being a Chinese asset.

I mean, he had it shot down. The frippin' nerve!


We never shot one down before.
Chyna ordered him to do it to to give him anti Chinese creds.
It's just how sneaky THEY are.
                      - Republicans Tomorrow
 
dericwater
2023-02-06 4:49:10 PM  

Cheron: Think about it Biden is old Carl Fredricksen (Old man in Up!) is old. Carl had problems with ballons, Biden does. Carl Lost his wife, and so did Joe. We are through the looking glass Carl Fredricksen is a communist spy


Well, didn't the house eventually alit in some asian-looking land?
 
AmbassadorBooze
2023-02-06 4:50:11 PM  
Have Biden prove he isn't a Chinese agent by nuking Beijing.

Problem solved.

Or since I am pro world peace.  Have Biden prove his loyalty by flying millions of "civilian" stratoballoons in swarm configurations and shut down all of China's military sites.  China said that shooting down a civilian balloon is bad.  Make them eat their words.
 
MusicMakeMyHeadPound [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:51:38 PM  
The weirdest has been watching former MTV VJ Kennedy spout absolute crap on Fox.

You were never exactly cool, Kennedy, but what happened to you?
 
jook
2023-02-06 4:51:53 PM  
"Listen, I'm a 'Joe Biden's compromised guy,'" Duffy answered. "I don't know why, otherwise he wouldn't have done it."

"I'm stupid and self-centered to the point that I can't understand why someone doesn't do exactly what I would do"
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:52:50 PM  
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Rapmaster2000
2023-02-06 4:53:56 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: The weirdest has been watching former MTV VJ Kennedy spout absolute crap on Fox.

You were never exactly cool, Kennedy, but what happened to you?


I always saw her as a poseur.
 
DoctorCal
2023-02-06 4:54:39 PM  
Flynn.
Gates.
Manafort.
Papadopoulos.
Stone.

Off the top of my head.

All convicted of crimes related to Russia, all involved in the campaign/administration of Trump.

Where are the Biden China crimes? When is Biden going to have to drop pardons to cover his tracks?
 
jook
2023-02-06 4:56:03 PM  

Cheron: Think about it Biden is old Carl Fredricksen (Old man in Up!) is old. Carl had problems with ballons, Biden does. Carl Lost his wife, and so did Joe. We are through the looking glass Carl Fredricksen is a communist spy


Totally tangent to this is that "Up" tried normalize stalking. That farking dog said "I was hiding under your porch because I love you" and we all laughed, but try doing that shiat as a human...you're gonna end up on a LOT of unsavory lists.
 
The Homer Tax
2023-02-06 4:59:32 PM  

DoctorCal: Flynn.
Gates.
Manafort.
Papadopoulos.
Stone.

Off the top of my head.


Oleg Deripaska
 
chicagogasman [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 5:01:14 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Just ignore the past 6 years of MSM falsely calling Trump and most of his administration Russian agents.


shut it traitor
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-06 5:01:51 PM  

Clash City Farker: The Big Guy is not a Chinese agent, he is a mafia crime boss.


Who is The Big Guy?
 
Ganon D. Mire
2023-02-06 5:03:02 PM  

BizarreMan: How many Chinese trademarks does Hunter have?


By this time tomorrow...
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...none.
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2023-02-06 5:03:28 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Clash City Farker: The Big Guy is not a Chinese agent, he is a mafia crime boss.

Who is The Big Guy?


Hunter Biden's penis.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-06 5:03:50 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Mrtraveler01: Clash City Farker: The Big Guy is not a Chinese agent, he is a mafia crime boss.

Who is The Big Guy?

Hunter Biden's penis.


This is the right answer.
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2023-02-06 5:04:06 PM  
How is this different from their usual derp?
 
mistahtom
2023-02-06 5:04:31 PM  
Every accusation is a confession.

Trump was a Chinese Bull in an America shop.
 
Vacation Bible School
2023-02-06 5:05:43 PM  

DoctorCal: Flynn.
Gates.
Manafort.
Papadopoulos.
Stone.

Off the top of my head.

All convicted of crimes related to Russia, all involved in the campaign/administration of Trump.

Where are the Biden China crimes? When is Biden going to have to drop pardons to cover his tracks?


THAT'S HOW DERP THE CONSPIRACY GOES, MAN!!
Let me break out a rube-goldbergian flowchart that shows how many people have to be involved for this conspiracy to work, never mind that it would be easier to just list the 45 people in the world that are not involved....
 
Fart_Machine
2023-02-06 5:06:02 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Just ignore the past 6 years of MSM falsely calling Trump and most of his administration Russian agents.


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mistahtom
2023-02-06 5:06:07 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: How is this different from their usual derp?


The Balloon in the sky beaming invisible Havana syndrome waves out front should have tinfoiled ya.
 
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