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311 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 06 Feb 2023 at 4:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-02-06 4:10:48 PM  
Subby, you could at least have linked to the first slide in the show instead of the last.
 
Arkanaut
2023-02-06 4:41:48 PM  
Get State Farm insurance?
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:43:38 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Subby, you could at least have linked to the first slide in the show instead of the last.


It took me to the top, but I was quite annoyed with LH for putting the button for 'list rather than slides' at the very farking end of tfa.

/perhaps that was what Subby was trying to do
//being a good neighbor I'll give them the benefit of the doubt...this time
 
LarrySouth
2023-02-06 5:19:22 PM  
We live near a rural intersection. Most of our neighbours are off to work by sunrise. Garbage collection: not so much. So empty bins would litter the roadside all day.

When I bring in our bins before going to work, I spend an additional 5 minutes to bring their bins in as well.

They're a good bunch of people...
 
I know a guy
2023-02-06 5:20:10 PM  
Didn't read the "article," but if you don't want to be known as "that asshole" by everyone in the neighborhood:

- Don't own a motorcycle with the exhaust modded to be 10x louder than the manufacturer shipped it with. Don't whine about how "loud pipes save lives" - either accept the risk that comes with riding a motorcycle, or don't bother owning one; you're just an asshole.

- Don't leave your dogs outside to bark and bark and bark and bark for hours at a time. If your dog's barking nonstop for hours at a time, it's not happy, and you're an asshole.

- Don't rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine again when you're working on your piece of shiat car outside. Doing this tells me three things: you don't know shiat about working on cars, your car's a piece of shiat, and you're an asshole.

- Don't light off fireworks that are basically just 1/4 sticks of dynamite and don't even look pretty when they explode. If you do this repeatedly, you're an easily amused person with a room temperature IQ, and you're an asshole.

- Don't use your leaf blower more than needed. Which should really be never, but using it two days a year is okay. If you're using it every week to clean up mower trimmings, you're an asshole.

I have all of these goddamn assholes in my neighborhood. I guess that's what I get for not buying more money so I can afford to live in a decent area.
 
pounddawg
2023-02-06 5:33:46 PM  

I know a guy: Didn't read the "article," but if you don't want to be known as "that asshole" by everyone in the neighborhood:

- Don't own a motorcycle with the exhaust modded to be 10x louder than the manufacturer shipped it with. Don't whine about how "loud pipes save lives" - either accept the risk that comes with riding a motorcycle, or don't bother owning one; you're just an asshole.

- Don't leave your dogs outside to bark and bark and bark and bark for hours at a time. If your dog's barking nonstop for hours at a time, it's not happy, and you're an asshole.

- Don't rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine again when you're working on your piece of shiat car outside. Doing this tells me three things: you don't know shiat about working on cars, your car's a piece of shiat, and you're an asshole.

- Don't light off fireworks that are basically just 1/4 sticks of dynamite and don't even look pretty when they explode. If you do this repeatedly, you're an easily amused person with a room temperature IQ, and you're an asshole.

- Don't use your leaf blower more than needed. Which should really be never, but using it two days a year is okay. If you're using it every week to clean up mower trimmings, you're an asshole.

I have all of these goddamn assholes in my neighborhood. I guess that's what I get for not buying more money so I can afford to live in a decent area.


username checks out
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-02-06 5:42:56 PM  

I know a guy: Didn't read the "article," but if you don't want to be known as "that asshole" by everyone in the neighborhood:

- Don't own a motorcycle with the exhaust modded to be 10x louder than the manufacturer shipped it with. Don't whine about how "loud pipes save lives" - either accept the risk that comes with riding a motorcycle, or don't bother owning one; you're just an asshole.

- Don't leave your dogs outside to bark and bark and bark and bark for hours at a time. If your dog's barking nonstop for hours at a time, it's not happy, and you're an asshole.

- Don't rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine again when you're working on your piece of shiat car outside. Doing this tells me three things: you don't know shiat about working on cars, your car's a piece of shiat, and you're an asshole.

- Don't light off fireworks that are basically just 1/4 sticks of dynamite and don't even look pretty when they explode. If you do this repeatedly, you're an easily amused person with a room temperature IQ, and you're an asshole.

- Don't use your leaf blower more than needed. Which should really be never, but using it two days a year is okay. If you're using it every week to clean up mower trimmings, you're an asshole.

I have all of these goddamn assholes in my neighborhood. I guess that's what I get for not buying more money so I can afford to live in a decent area.


Wow, lots of things going on at The Villages these days..
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 6:01:53 PM  

Arkanaut: Get State Farm insurance?


Jake from State Farm - SNL
Youtube bTNiweGySc4


/ maybe not
 
Vacation Bible School
2023-02-06 6:12:14 PM  

invictus2: Arkanaut: Get State Farm insurance?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/bTNiweGySc4]

/ maybe not


He's NOT a good neighbor!
 
blondambition [OhFark]
2023-02-06 6:17:52 PM  

I know a guy: Didn't read the "article," but if you don't want to be known as "that asshole" by everyone in the neighborhood:

- Don't own a motorcycle with the exhaust modded to be 10x louder than the manufacturer shipped it with. Don't whine about how "loud pipes save lives" - either accept the risk that comes with riding a motorcycle, or don't bother owning one; you're just an asshole.

- Don't leave your dogs outside to bark and bark and bark and bark for hours at a time. If your dog's barking nonstop for hours at a time, it's not happy, and you're an asshole.

- Don't rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine, and rev the engine again when you're working on your piece of shiat car outside. Doing this tells me three things: you don't know shiat about working on cars, your car's a piece of shiat, and you're an asshole.

- Don't light off fireworks that are basically just 1/4 sticks of dynamite and don't even look pretty when they explode. If you do this repeatedly, you're an easily amused person with a room temperature IQ, and you're an asshole.

- Don't use your leaf blower more than needed. Which should really be never, but using it two days a year is okay. If you're using it every week to clean up mower trimmings, you're an asshole.

I have all of these goddamn assholes in my neighborhood. I guess that's what I get for not buying more money so I can afford to live in a decent area.


OMG, we had a neighbor who did all of these things. They'd leave their 4 dogs out on their balcony all day and all night. He had a Harley that he never rode, he just sat on it and revved it for half an hour at a time. He had a really loud truck, he set off fireworks for any and every occasion. And don't even get me started on his leaf blower habit. The whole neighborhood was thrilled when they moved. And the funny thing was, she owned the house but he was ALWAYS there. F*ck you, Tom.
 
tom baker's scarf
2023-02-06 9:17:01 PM  
Is one of them sending a link to a slideshow "article"? If not it should be.
 
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