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(Some Yellow Bear)   Caption this owl and its friend   ( divider line
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2023-02-06 1:59:17 PM  
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2023-02-06 2:29:02 PM  

Metal Gear Solid - Exclamation Point Sound Effect
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2023-02-06 2:34:59 PM  
Hmmm, Uber eats delivered itself today!
2023-02-06 2:44:37 PM  
"I picked the wrong day to give up running across roads, and climb trees instead."
2023-02-06 5:07:01 PM  
"No, Mr. Squirrel, I haven't seen your kids.  And if you'll excuse me now, I have to go take a crap.  And it ain't easy passing baby squirrel bones.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
2023-02-07 7:18:27 AM  
"You think you are owl that?"
2023-02-07 7:52:55 AM  
"So...the stories about the Fark squirrel having big balls are true."
2023-02-07 10:55:38 AM  
"Tootsie pops? I'm an owl, not some candy expert."
2023-02-08 1:11:45 PM  
Rodent: Please go about your day til nightfall.
Owl:What about breakfast?
Rodent:You've already eaten my wife.
Owl:Yes. What about second breakfast?
Rodent: What?
Owl: I don't think you know about second breakfast.
2023-02-08 1:12:37 PM  
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2023-02-08 1:16:40 PM  
When a Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Mormon's door it can get quite awkward
2023-02-08 1:19:05 PM  
Owl: These are 2 nuts you won't be getting

/a mormon and a caveman walk into a bar
//the caveman says "Owl be back."
2023-02-08 1:33:41 PM  
H00ter Eats delivers right to your door.
Hot and Fresh
2023-02-08 1:48:16 PM  
"I'm the squirrel from Zillow."

"You need to die."
2023-02-08 1:49:45 PM  
Squirrel to owl: "I'm a vegan."
2023-02-08 1:53:02 PM  
Squirrel: "This is mah home."
Owl: "O RLY?"
2023-02-08 1:53:54 PM  
No I don't have your Tootsie Pop.
2023-02-08 2:09:39 PM  
Squirrel  "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"

Owl  "No, but you might want to real quickly"
2023-02-08 2:11:27 PM  
Ugh this time with voting. Sorry I'm dumb.

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2023-02-08 2:13:23 PM  
"Hello, El-ahrairah."

"Hello, Elil."
2023-02-08 2:15:41 PM  
"One, Two, Three, [crunch], A-Three."
2023-02-08 3:24:10 PM  
"Door Dash for a Mr. Owl?"
2023-02-08 3:33:34 PM  
"Hey Owl -- I know someone who talks like you!"

sheesh, I have to enable voting for a caption contest?
2023-02-08 3:42:03 PM  
No Mr. Squirrel, I expect you to die
2023-02-08 7:00:55 PM  
Welcome, my little friend.  Please come nearer.
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