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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:58:15 PM  
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Devolving_Spud [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 5:04:41 PM  
Sure, Bob knew the difference between a cross-cut blade and a ripping blade, but now that he had the new table saw set up in his workshop, it just occurred to him that he wouldn't be able to use the damn thing.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 7:12:51 AM  
"Where is my elephant friend?"
 
RedZoneTuba [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 7:28:24 AM  
"I'M not gonna tell him customers are not allowed back here!"
 
Snubnose [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 8:33:01 AM  
Soooo.... that's what Birds Eye Maple looks like!! I'm not impressed!!
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 1:04:39 PM  
"Can I speak to your supervisor?"
 
Clash City Farker
2023-02-07 1:09:18 PM  
I dont expect you to talk, Doug. I expect you to die.
 
Petite Mel
2023-02-07 1:15:32 PM  
"Before we get started I'd like to take a moment to talk about shop safety.  There is no more important safety rule than to wear THESE... safety glasses...*squawk*."
 
Dr Nostromo
2023-02-07 1:19:11 PM  
So then I told him, "Look. That requires a 7/16 socket. You're never gonna get a good grip with a 3/8." We laughed and laughed. Ahhh... that bird brain wouldn't know the difference between his head and a hole in the ground.
 
Cache
2023-02-07 1:24:17 PM  
This dress code sucks.
 
MBFGeek
2023-02-07 1:26:32 PM  
Look Bob, it's time for some tough love. You're going to have to give this silly dream of being a master woodworker up. The fact is that you don't the know the first thing about carpentry, and...well, you don't have opposable thumbs.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 1:27:34 PM  
"You know, Frank, I used to have wings. But then I just HAD to f*cking cut my own lumber..."
 
Isitoveryet
2023-02-07 1:39:10 PM  
"Can I get your attention please everyone, we'll be using new cover sheets on our TPS reports, if you have any questions, please see me in my office. also, I'd also like to remind everyone that you may NOT drink alcoholic beverages in the saw room. Danian, I'm talking to you."


/*shakes head*
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 1:41:23 PM  
Take your bird to work day was a big success again this year.
 
Rattrap007
2023-02-07 1:49:25 PM  

stringbad: That's a Cassowary. Seen them up close. They make a deep sound like what would come out of a sub-woofer, and you don't want to be attacked/instantly disembowelled by them. Why, yes. Why do you ask if I'm an Australian?


I'm an American and I know well enough to stay far far away from one of those damn things.. well most all Aussie wild life actually.
 
farkitallletitend
2023-02-07 2:02:29 PM  
Came for the beer. Stayed to mate with the table saw.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-07 2:19:59 PM  
"You call that a bird house?  My shiatter is bigger than that.  In fact if I tried to shiat in that I'd probably miss."
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-02-07 3:27:33 PM  
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jamspoon [OhFark]
2023-02-07 3:36:43 PM  
Hey boss I got a cassowary in the 'shop

Says he wants a nest of tables
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-07 4:10:31 PM  
I have't seen boots like those since the Woodstock, I wonder where this bird brain found them
 
Cheron
2023-02-07 4:19:40 PM  
This week on The New Yankee Workshop we are making a bird feeder, again
 
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