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(Vibe)   82-yr old Smokey Robinson explains risque song titles on new album, "Gasms". Songs include "I Fit In There", "You Fill Me Up", "I Wanna Know Your Body", "I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up", "I Signed the DNR", and "I Got The Buttplug Blues"   (vibe.com) divider line
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685 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Feb 2023 at 2:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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brap [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 12:18:36 PM  
Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 12:41:51 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."


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jim32rr [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:34:15 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."


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InfoFreako
2023-02-06 2:34:56 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."


I Second That Explosion
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:37:34 PM  
He's already got a song about Bangin'

GANG BANGIN' - SMOKEY ROBINSON
Youtube joPCfNKooYI
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:37:46 PM  

InfoFreako: brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."

I Second That Explosion


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Spice Must Flow
2023-02-06 2:58:50 PM  
When Smokey sings
I hear violins play
a funky porno riff
 
Another Government Employee
2023-02-06 3:05:26 PM  
So, he's channeling Barry White and Teddy Pendergrass?

We'll find out the panty dropping ratio in due time.
 
Jim_Tressel's_O-Face
2023-02-06 3:12:20 PM  
What, no mention of "I Still Make Your Grandma Moist?"
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2023-02-06 3:12:23 PM  
> "I Signed the DNR"

*snert*
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2023-02-06 3:25:15 PM  
Well I guess that beats the hell out of "Love Bath".


Smokey Robinson - Love Bath
Youtube KGqAwfJenuc


/in case you needed proof that this is in fact a real song
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:33:04 PM  
I should start a Black Crowes tribute band called Stoney Robinson.

The Black Crowes - Remedy
Youtube BYyRLTveFJQ
 
Magnus Eisengrim
2023-02-06 3:35:26 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."


Maybe *you* don't.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:37:06 PM  
thunderheist- jerk it
Youtube kbvKUEXNaDU



Whistle While You Jerk - YouTube
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:39:24 PM  
Little Jackie - Cock Block [Official Video HD]
Youtube Wbjq5pOTkBI



Goldfrapp - Slide In @ Baloise Session, 2017 - YouTube
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-02-06 3:41:53 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when

Milli Jackson - Something you can feel
Youtube IXMMwbvF-OA
 
Another Government Employee
2023-02-06 3:46:33 PM  

LewDux: brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/IXMMwbvF-OA]


I went to one of her shows. Yeah.
 
iron_city_ap
2023-02-06 4:36:49 PM  
I haven't listened to the album yet, but somebody told me that 'Sounding' is a good song from it. They also said 'Docking with you' was pretty romantic.
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 4:59:13 PM  

iron_city_ap: I haven't listened to the album yet, but somebody told me that 'Sounding' is a good song from it. They also said 'Docking with you' was pretty romantic.


"Everybody Rusty Trombone" is ambitious, but unfocused with too much going on.
 
T.rex
2023-02-06 5:00:26 PM  
I loved the performance last night.  My wife said Stevie was lip syncing, but i felt she was incorrect.
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 5:02:52 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."


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chitownmike
2023-02-06 5:07:48 PM  

T.rex: I loved the performance last night.  My wife said Stevie was lip syncing, but i felt she was incorrect.


How you felt matters as much as what your wife thought. NOBODY CARES!
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-02-06 5:39:03 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."


I anxiously await the Rammstein/Smokey Robinson crossover collaboration
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 5:57:32 PM  

brap: Trust me, you don't want front-row seats when Smokey busts out "Ropey Ejaculate of A Clown."


I believe the sound that is produced by such an occurrence is "brap"*.

/*Sometimes followed by a honking horn sound.
 
T.rex
2023-02-06 5:58:44 PM  

chitownmike: T.rex: I loved the performance last night.  My wife said Stevie was lip syncing, but i felt she was incorrect.

How you felt matters as much as what your wife thought. NOBODY CARES!


Maybe you don't know the purpose of a message board.   On your logic, nobody cares your response to me, so explain why you posted it.
 
Wangus67
2023-02-06 6:31:59 PM  
Black Flag - Slip It In
Youtube 6f-4uYm9-uw
 
nakmuay
2023-02-06 8:04:27 PM  
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Plaster Lion
2023-02-06 9:19:50 PM  
Brevity. The soul of wit. Look into it.
 
alltim
2023-02-06 9:40:18 PM  
I'm Gonna Get You Off...My Lawn
 
batlock666
2023-02-07 2:12:42 AM  
I thought he was dead.
 
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