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603 clicks; posted to Food » on 06 Feb 2023 at 4:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 12:30:07 PM  
Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:03:02 PM  
Claire really needs to seek serious psychiatric help.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:23:41 PM  
Done in one.
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:25:58 PM  
Subby - do you mean it would be better than eggs on pizza, or better than reading yet another lame waste-of-time article from lifehacker?
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:41:58 PM  

kdawg7736: Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.


It's a Japanese pizza sort of thing. The Japanese weren't exposed to pizza until like the 50s, and then they ran with it.
 
Streetwise Hercules
2023-02-06 4:15:13 PM  
Eggs on pizza? It's going to taste terrible with the pineapple.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 4:18:34 PM  

Streetwise Hercules: Eggs on pizza? It's going to taste terrible with the pineapple.


It would work with anchovies, though.

/ runs away
 
Kris_Romm
2023-02-06 4:40:17 PM  
No Claire.  Claire no.

Make it stop!
 
BunchaRubes
2023-02-06 4:45:29 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Claire really needs to seek serious psychiatric help.


Or just needs a good <ya know>

8 Ways to Give Your Valentine the Gift of Meat
https://lifehacker.com/8-ways-to-give-your-valentine-the-gift-of-meat-1850066252

/Only 8?  Amateur.
 
blondambition [OhFark]
2023-02-06 5:00:08 PM  

hubiestubert: kdawg7736: Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.

It's a Japanese pizza sort of thing. The Japanese weren't exposed to pizza until like the 50s, and then they ran with it.


I thought corn was more their thing.

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Lish
2023-02-06 5:01:34 PM  
Eggs can be good on pizza with the right combination of toppings, but the one in the article picture looks like a crappy Totino's Party Pizza, which seems like something you'd only eat for breakfast if you were hung over.
 
mikefinch
2023-02-06 6:00:03 PM  
Eggs on pizza is weird. But what I do sometimes is i will leave all my crusts and then a few hours later ill fry up some easy over eggs and use the yolks as a dip. And then my dog usually gets the whites because for this application I usually don't want to dick around getting the youl and white perfect at the same time. I just get the yolks melty and call it good.
 
Serious Post on Serious Thread
2023-02-06 6:04:35 PM  
Maybe I'll try  by this on a mama Celeste I got haunting my freezer. Depends on how hi I am by Dinner. Holy shiat it's 6
 
NathanAllen
2023-02-06 6:45:47 PM  

Streetwise Hercules: Eggs on pizza? It's going to taste terrible with the pineapple.


Bacon, ham, pineapple, and red peppers.

Put hot sauce on it and you have a reason for the pineapple.
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 7:15:44 PM  

NathanAllen: Streetwise Hercules: Eggs on pizza? It's going to taste terrible with the pineapple.

Bacon, ham, pineapple, and red peppers.

Put hot sauce on it and you have a reason for the pineapple.


So close! Bacon, ham, pineapple, and onions for the win!

(No egg though, CLAIRE)

Actually I've seen a runny egg look superb on neopolitan style pies with garlic white sauce. What did our trash panda queen do, slap an egg on regular frozen pizza? I ain't giving her my clicks....
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 7:19:08 PM  

hubiestubert: kdawg7736: Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.

It's a Japanese pizza sort of thing. The Japanese weren't exposed to pizza until like the 50s, and then they ran with it.


I haven't seen eggs on Japanese pizza, unless you count them in mayonnaise
 
Moose out front
2023-02-06 8:11:53 PM  
AI trifecta in play.

https://www.fark.com/comments/12743696/Let-AI-write-your-cover-letter

/and both are from lifehacker too
 
eyeq360 [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 8:17:57 PM  

luna1580: What did our trash panda queen do, slap an egg on regular frozen pizza? I ain't giving her my clicks....


She did exactly that.
Crack an egg or two on a Torino's frozen pizza, douse it with hot sauce, and wash iat down with a Diet Coke.
 
olrasputin
2023-02-06 9:51:12 PM  
FFS. Why the frozen pizza?

-melt cheese on a tostada and slap a fried egg and salsa/hot sauce on there

-heat up leftover rice, mix with kimchi, add fried egg and furikake

-use farking bread; make a grilled fried egg sandwich, or make avocado toast and top with fried egg

-or scramble the motherfarkers and do, you know, breakfast tacos

-and so on
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 9:59:19 PM  
olrasputin:

Are you going to wash the fry pan, spatula, and also do the work of frying the egg?

This is a lazy recipe for lazy people.
 
olrasputin
2023-02-06 10:03:13 PM  

leeksfromchichis: olrasputin:

Are you going to wash the fry pan, spatula, and also do the work of frying the egg?

This is a lazy recipe for lazy people.

Work

of frying the egg? It's less time and fewer movements than farking with a goddamn frozen pizza.

Pan is very nonstick cast iron. I'd have to fark up pretty hard for it to need cleaning afterwards.

So yeah, sure. I'd have to wash a spatula.
 
olrasputin
2023-02-06 10:04:07 PM  
Oh fark off, Fark. I forgot putting something in italics first thing lumps it in with the quoted part.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:08:47 PM  

olrasputin: leeksfromchichis: olrasputin:

Are you going to wash the fry pan, spatula, and also do the work of frying the egg?

This is a lazy recipe for lazy people.

Work of frying the egg? It's less time and fewer movements than farking with a goddamn frozen pizza.

Pan is very nonstick cast iron. I'd have to fark up pretty hard for it to need cleaning afterwards.

So yeah, sure. I'd have to wash a spatula.


I assumed she's going for the pizza regardless. The egg cooking on the pizza simultaneously is just to jazz things up.

If you want a fried egg, frying an egg doesn't require a frozen pizza.  But if you're just jazzing up a frozen pizza, frying the egg on its own creates dishes and adds more work and cleanup than cracking it directly onto the pizza.

Personally I like to skip the cooking and just put raw eggs on stuff, but it's safe here. offer void where salmonella
 
baxterdog
2023-02-06 10:15:25 PM  
leeksfromchichis:

Personally I like to skip the cooking and just put raw eggs on stuff, but it's safe here.

What other kinds of stuff? What's the safe word?
:D
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:57:07 PM  

baxterdog: leeksfromchichis:

Personally I like to skip the cooking and just put raw eggs on stuff, but it's safe here.

What other kinds of stuff? What's the safe word?
:D


Rice for one.

You wanna eat just plain white rice? Probably not. Crack an egg on it. Maybe a little soy sauce. Now it's a dish.

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Quick and easy
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 11:00:37 PM  

leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: kdawg7736: Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.

It's a Japanese pizza sort of thing. The Japanese weren't exposed to pizza until like the 50s, and then they ran with it.

I haven't seen eggs on Japanese pizza, unless you count them in mayonnaise


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Domino's. Moon Viewing pizza, and a teriyaki variant.

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Okonomiyaki "pizza." Okonomiyaki often has egg, and the traditions sort of blend sometimes. Inasmuch, given the chance, Japanese folks will drop a soft boiled egg on damn near anything.

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Pizzeria Bakka M'unica. With sausage and soft boiled egg.

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And sometimes, sh*t just gets crazy.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 11:12:58 PM  

hubiestubert: leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: kdawg7736: Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.

It's a Japanese pizza sort of thing. The Japanese weren't exposed to pizza until like the 50s, and then they ran with it.

I haven't seen eggs on Japanese pizza, unless you count them in mayonnaise

[Fark user image image 425x239]
Domino's. Moon Viewing pizza, and a teriyaki variant.

[Fark user image image 360x254]
Okonomiyaki "pizza." Okonomiyaki often has egg, and the traditions sort of blend sometimes. Inasmuch, given the chance, Japanese folks will drop a soft boiled egg on damn near anything.

[Fark user image image 425x318]
Pizzeria Bakka M'unica. With sausage and soft boiled egg.

[Fark user image image 425x239]
And sometimes, sh*t just gets crazy.


I love how they're not sure it's corn.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 11:13:53 PM  
Also what's with the okonomiyaki. It looks like it was cooked in a ring.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 11:22:58 PM  

leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: kdawg7736: Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.

It's a Japanese pizza sort of thing. The Japanese weren't exposed to pizza until like the 50s, and then they ran with it.

I haven't seen eggs on Japanese pizza, unless you count them in mayonnaise

[Fark user image image 425x239]
Domino's. Moon Viewing pizza, and a teriyaki variant.

[Fark user image image 360x254]
Okonomiyaki "pizza." Okonomiyaki often has egg, and the traditions sort of blend sometimes. Inasmuch, given the chance, Japanese folks will drop a soft boiled egg on damn near anything.

[Fark user image image 425x318]
Pizzeria Bakka M'unica. With sausage and soft boiled egg.

[Fark user image image 425x239]
And sometimes, sh*t just gets crazy.

I love how they're not sure it's corn.


I would love to see bulgogi added as a regular pizza topping. Who do we have to sacrifice to the Yama Kings?
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-07 12:57:01 AM  

hubiestubert: leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: kdawg7736: Eggs do not go on pizza. Yes I have seen breakfast pizzas but I just eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast.

It's a Japanese pizza sort of thing. The Japanese weren't exposed to pizza until like the 50s, and then they ran with it.

I haven't seen eggs on Japanese pizza, unless you count them in mayonnaise

[Fark user image image 425x239]
Domino's. Moon Viewing pizza, and a teriyaki variant.

[Fark user image image 360x254]
Okonomiyaki "pizza." Okonomiyaki often has egg, and the traditions sort of blend sometimes. Inasmuch, given the chance, Japanese folks will drop a soft boiled egg on damn near anything.

[Fark user image image 425x318]
Pizzeria Bakka M'unica. With sausage and soft boiled egg.

[Fark user image image 425x239]
And sometimes, sh*t just gets crazy.

I love how they're not sure it's corn.

I would love to see bulgogi added as a regular pizza topping. Who do we have to sacrifice to the Yama Kings?


CLAIRE. we must sacrifice claire.....

😈
 
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