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(Daily Star)   'Time traveller from 2858' claims scientists in Area 51 are presently working on merging species to create the 'world's first centaur'. Subby will be waiting with sugar cubes if the article pic is true (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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3405 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2023 at 10:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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blacknite [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:07:45 AM  
sounds like half horseshiat.
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:11:11 AM  
Used to be that we'd either lock these nuts up or just cross the street to get away from them. Now we give them posh committee positions in Congress.
 
johnryan51 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:19:17 AM  
See I told you!
 
wooden_badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:19:46 AM  
Don't hurt Toot! Don't hurt Toot!
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:25:51 AM  
I mean, they're mostly working on drones since it's likely a globalhawk base these days, but hey - sometimes you have to get creative in the lab.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:27:14 AM  
That's actually more believable than anything Fox News puts out.
 
North_Central_Positronics [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:28:39 AM  
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Dasher McHappenstance [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:39:26 AM  
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EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:47:12 AM  
Pfft, I saw them trying to do that twenty years ago in Tijuana.
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:50:53 AM  
Please don't get the Fark furries excited, subby.  There's a national Adderall shortage as it is, we don't need them acting more like squirrels on crack than normal.
 
neongoats [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:52:03 AM  
Came for Trump standing like the front legs of a centaur, leaving satisfied.

/wipes hands on pants
 
thisisyourbrainonFark
2023-02-06 10:53:00 AM  
I'd prefer personal jet packs but this will work, I guess.
 
foo monkey
2023-02-06 10:53:11 AM  

wooden_badger: Don't hurt Toot! Don't hurt Toot!


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Another Government Employee
2023-02-06 10:53:29 AM  
Delores Umbridge is waiting with a raised tall.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:53:34 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: [Fark user image 250x202]


Like the guy said, they're "working on" it. There's going to be a lot of glitches along the way.
 
Marcos P
2023-02-06 10:54:01 AM  
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gunther_bumpass
2023-02-06 10:54:37 AM  
I'm not one to kink shame, but I'm willing to bet this guy has a shelf full of those 'Minotaur Milking Farm' books.
 
cakeman [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:55:11 AM  
Came here for the Perry Bible donkey but left realizing that it was a centaur not unicorn 🦄 I was looking for.
 
DarwiOdrade [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:55:16 AM  
John Varley chuckles Titanly.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:56:09 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: [Fark user image 250x202]


Which end is which?
 
bloobeary [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:56:26 AM  
This guy's really knocking his predictions out of the park.

There are roughly 70-90 plane crashes a year. That's an average of around 6-8 per month happening somewhere in the world..

The Lyrid meteor shower occurs between April 16-25 every f*cking year.

A "pink moon" does not mean the moon will change color, it's a nickname that refers to the first full moon of spring. Again, it happens every f*cking year.

Way to predict regularly occurring events.
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:57:21 AM  
I'm a time traveler from 2/2/2222. I have broken every law of physics to tell you that this is absolutely real, we cloned Bill Murray in 2184 and made him 83% less asshole. Groundhog Day 2/2 TWO came out today. As a result, they solved world hunger, brought about world peace, and created centaurs. Very sexy centaurs.

/well, relatively speaking it came out today.
//tell your great great great great great great great great grandkids, it's gonna be awesome.
 
oopsboom
2023-02-06 11:00:07 AM  
that actually sounds awesome

i with my tax dollars were being spent on that instead of the usual stuff.
 
oopsboom
2023-02-06 11:00:25 AM  
wish.  fark you phone.
 
vevolis
2023-02-06 11:00:46 AM  
When asked what the purpose of the very first centaur may be, the time traveller merely burped, and climbed back into their aluminum foil tent decorated with Christmas lights and a novelty giant wristwatch wall clock.
 
blasterz
2023-02-06 11:01:01 AM  
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tedthebellhopp
2023-02-06 11:01:35 AM  
No thanks

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Gergesa
2023-02-06 11:01:59 AM  
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Tranquil Hegemony [BareFark]
2023-02-06 11:04:33 AM  
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kb7rky [SwearJar]
2023-02-06 11:04:56 AM  
Oh for fuck's sake...not this goddamn shit again...
 
alice_600 [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 11:05:15 AM  
Is this the new thing now everyone is into centaurs and mermaids and unicorns are out?
 
whidbey
2023-02-06 11:08:19 AM  
I could have told you that, and I'm from right now.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 11:09:13 AM  
Ok, and this is very unimportant, horse junk in back or human junk up front?
 
Joe USer [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 11:11:24 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: [Fark user image image 250x202]


The wrong end of the horse is speaking.
 
Solty Dog
2023-02-06 11:12:58 AM  
I think I'd rather they manufacture a displacer beast.
 
Merltech
2023-02-06 11:13:42 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Ok, and this is very unimportant, horse junk in back or human junk up front?


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I'm not going to even temp rule 34 on this.
 
Merltech
2023-02-06 11:14:18 AM  

Merltech: The Irresponsible Captain: Ok, and this is very unimportant, horse junk in back or human junk up front?

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I'm not going to even temp rule 34 on this.


Tempt.... but meh.
 
genner
2023-02-06 11:14:27 AM  
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Wessoman
2023-02-06 11:14:36 AM  
Man that John Titor douchebag really went on some stupid adventures after solving that whole IBM 5100 thing.
 
sex_and_drugs_for_ian [BareFark]
2023-02-06 11:15:09 AM  

kb7rky: Oh for fark's sake...not this goddamn shiat again...


Even if he's only half right, that's still pretty impressive.
 
encephlavator
2023-02-06 11:18:43 AM  

bloobeary: A "pink moon" does not mean the moon will change color, it's a nickname that refers to the first full moon of spring. Again, it happens every f*cking year.


Then it should be called the first full moon of spring. Why does everything need a nickname? Pink moon, blood moon, harvest moon, super moon, what do those even mean? It's only a little less low brow than claiming to be a time traveller and that A51 is creating centaurs.

Super Moons are Super Dumb

BTW, are there any female centaurs? Asking for a friend.
 
I won a math debate
2023-02-06 11:20:07 AM  
The most unsettling thing about centaurs is that they have two sets of ribs

/delicious, tasty ribs
//in smokey BBQ sauce
 
Fart And Smunny
2023-02-06 11:21:34 AM  
The centaurs we will actually get:
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Fart And Smunny
2023-02-06 11:22:50 AM  

encephlavator: Then it should be called the first full moon of spring. Why does everything need a nickname? Pink moon, blood moon, harvest moon, super moon, what do those even mean? It's only a little less low brow than claiming to be a time traveller and that A51 is creating centaurs.


They'll shut up about it when we start calling the moon low enough to be colored by the smog a pee moon.
 
olorin604
2023-02-06 11:23:38 AM  
Still more worth listening to than your average red hat.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-02-06 11:24:04 AM  

encephlavator: bloobeary: A "pink moon" does not mean the moon will change color, it's a nickname that refers to the first full moon of spring. Again, it happens every f*cking year.

Then it should be called the first full moon of spring. Why does everything need a nickname? Pink moon, blood moon, harvest moon, super moon, what do those even mean? It's only a little less low brow than claiming to be a time traveller and that A51 is creating centaurs.

Super Moons are Super Dumb

BTW, are there any female centaurs? Asking for a friend.


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olorin604
2023-02-06 11:25:00 AM  

encephlavator: bloobeary: A "pink moon" does not mean the moon will change color, it's a nickname that refers to the first full moon of spring. Again, it happens every f*cking year.

Then it should be called the first full moon of spring. Why does everything need a nickname? Pink moon, blood moon, harvest moon, super moon, what do those even mean? It's only a little less low brow than claiming to be a time traveller and that A51 is creating centaurs.

Super Moons are Super Dumb

BTW, are there any female centaurs? Asking for a friend.


Turn off safe search and find out for yourself. I'd call you a coward, but I'm certainly not hitting up GIS for "centaur babe"
 
Fart And Smunny
2023-02-06 11:38:01 AM  

olorin604: encephlavator: bloobeary: A "pink moon" does not mean the moon will change color, it's a nickname that refers to the first full moon of spring. Again, it happens every f*cking year.

Then it should be called the first full moon of spring. Why does everything need a nickname? Pink moon, blood moon, harvest moon, super moon, what do those even mean? It's only a little less low brow than claiming to be a time traveller and that A51 is creating centaurs.

Super Moons are Super Dumb

BTW, are there any female centaurs? Asking for a friend.

Turn off safe search and find out for yourself. I'd call you a coward, but I'm certainly not hitting up GIS for "centaur babe"


The centaur babe is one of the oldest archetypes in fantasy so even without safesearch I bet they'd have no problem.

/I remember reading about bare-chested, specifically teenage centaur maidens in the early Xanth books
//I was younger than the centaurs were at the time so I didn't even realize how creepy that was
 
DoBeDoBeDo [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 11:39:24 AM  
Imagine having horse balls and not being able to scratch them.   No thanks
 
kmgenesis23
2023-02-06 11:42:56 AM  
Matthew Barney nods approvingly.
 
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