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(Fox News)   "FDNY firefighters... extinguished a fire and located a man who was dead inside." A man that was dead inside? What's his Fark handle?   (foxnews.com) divider line
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1467 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2023 at 1:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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djfitz
2023-02-06 1:37:43 PM  
I think the overall issue is that he is also dead on the outside.
 
wxboy
2023-02-06 1:38:31 PM  

djfitz: I think the overall issue is that he is also dead on the outside.


But on the inside, he was well done. You'd think someone like him would be rare.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2023-02-06 1:39:08 PM  
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DarkSoulNoHope
2023-02-06 1:40:59 PM  
It was my fark handle.
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2023-02-06 1:42:52 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: [i.kym-cdn.com image 559x314]


As per my will, that's going to be engraved on the urn that holds my cremated ashes.
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:43:21 PM  

djfitz: I think the overall issue is that he is also dead on the outside.


I would have thought he was just crispy on the outside.

/Still chewy in the middle.
//Eew.
 
Zik-Zak
2023-02-06 1:43:57 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: [i.kym-cdn.com image 559x314]


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DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
 
Galileo's Daughter
2023-02-06 1:45:02 PM  
Crispy critter?
 
GORDON
2023-02-06 1:45:59 PM  
This is what happens when they change the name of the English class to "language arts."
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:48:59 PM  
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NM Volunteer [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:51:30 PM  
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I should get a coat that says "don't open dead inside" on the back.
 
darthaegis [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:52:02 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Englebert Slaptyback: [i.kym-cdn.com image 559x314]

As per my will, that's going to be engraved on the urn that holds my cremated ashes.


As per my will, Pump Up the Jam will be playing on a continuous loop for the visitation and memorial services.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:53:11 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: It was my fark handle.


That's apparent after yesterday's little debacle.
 
CSY-Beatnik
2023-02-06 1:55:14 PM  
Love this from the comments:

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So close to being self-aware.
 
seanpaul.bobadilla
2023-02-06 1:56:24 PM  
I've been dead inside before but I didn't need the fire department to confirm it. My shrink already had.
 
Isitoveryet
2023-02-06 1:57:24 PM  
that's no 15yo, that's a ginger!
looks like she's trying to hide her evil by dying her hair.
any ginger that attempts to hide the fact is suspicious AF.
 
NM Volunteer [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:58:01 PM  

Walker: [media4.giphy.com image 320x128]


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MurphyMurphy
2023-02-06 2:04:05 PM  

seanpaul.bobadilla: I've been dead inside before but I didn't need the fire department to confirm it. My shrink already had.


I didn't even know the fire dept. offered this service. That truck is way cooler than my therapists office and probably costs the same.
 
dkimball
2023-02-06 2:04:30 PM  
At least they got her for "criminal mischief"
 
thesubliminalman
2023-02-06 2:06:19 PM  
FOX NEWS ?  Anyone have a link to a real news story ?
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-02-06 2:10:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: DarkSoulNoHope: It was my fark handle.

That's apparent after yesterday's little debacle.


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xanadian [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:14:11 PM  
We are Legion, subby.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:17:35 PM  
So, he'd been drinking food coloring?
 
Dinkledort
2023-02-06 2:23:27 PM  
Does he hate dogs?  Not enjoy music?  Not open the car windows on a beautiful day?
 
Toxophil
2023-02-06 2:25:38 PM  
Well, they should have thought of that before extinguishing his fire.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2023-02-06 2:51:36 PM  
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dascott
2023-02-06 3:32:50 PM  
I maybe dead inside but I'd much rather be dead all the way through being being set on fire.
 
dascott
2023-02-06 3:35:32 PM  

dascott: I maybe dead inside but I'd much rather be dead all the way through being being set on fire.


Speaking of fire, does anyone else smell burnt toast?
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-02-06 3:47:07 PM  

thesubliminalman: FOX NEWS ?  Anyone have a link to a real news story ?


Here you go http://liberalcommiewokenewsworld.com
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 3:56:32 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Gyrfalcon: DarkSoulNoHope: It was my fark handle.

That's apparent after yesterday's little debacle.

[sayingimages.com image 500x414]


Obviously, that's why you took the time to answer me.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-02-06 4:17:04 PM  

Gyrfalcon: DarkSoulNoHope: Gyrfalcon: DarkSoulNoHope: It was my fark handle.

That's apparent after yesterday's little debacle.

[sayingimages.com image 500x414]

Obviously, that's why you took the time to answer me.


It's always fun to talk with a nihilist who thinks the United States is a lost cause, they're always the moral absolutists in the conversation!
 
Communist Middleschool Student
2023-02-06 4:41:36 PM  

dascott: dascott: I maybe dead inside but I'd much rather be dead all the way through being being set on fire.

Speaking of fire, does anyone else smell burnt toast?


No, but my left arm is numb and I feel dizzy.
 
balloonatic
2023-02-06 5:50:05 PM  
Thanks subby- it's been a long day and your headline made me actually laugh out loud. Proof that I, at least, am not yet dead inside or out.
 
atomic-age
2023-02-06 6:27:41 PM  

darthaegis: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Englebert Slaptyback: [i.kym-cdn.com image 559x314]

As per my will, that's going to be engraved on the urn that holds my cremated ashes.

As per my will, Pump Up the Jam will be playing on a continuous loop for the visitation and memorial services.


I want Wave of Mutilation and Piss Up a Rope.

It'll be like I'm still there with them.
 
Lunkquill [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 7:00:18 PM  
INXS
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 7:04:44 PM  
She get set me on 🔥 any time
 
Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 8:13:07 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [runt-of-the-web.com image 450x659]


That person has an unusual choice of footwear. It's winter.

/NTTAWWT
 
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