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(Some Guy)   Including the regular season and playoffs, both the Chiefs and Eagles are 16 and 3, have scored a total of 546 points and both have averaged 4.6 yards per carry   (clutchpoints.com) divider line
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SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 9:04:56 AM  
Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 9:13:17 AM  
this means something.
 
Ethertap [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 9:29:31 AM  
I just want a good competitive with no injuries.

I'm fearing the game will end 47-3 after Hurts/Mahomes gets snapped in half on the 2nd play.
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 9:31:14 AM  
Superbowl week kicks off in downtown KC!

#ChiefsKingdom

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Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 9:32:24 AM  
The big difference is that the Chiefs suck and the Iggles are awesome.  No game is gonna change that.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 9:34:44 AM  
Chiefs 56, Eagles 3
 
EyeballKid
2023-02-06 9:36:56 AM  
They couldn't have scripted a better game!
 
dletter
2023-02-06 9:48:06 AM  
My favorite stat:


Fun Fact: With Sunday's win over the Cincinnati Bengals, Patrick Mahomes has now tied the Bengals franchise in number of postseason wins (10).

Seasons played:
- Mahomes: (5)
- Bengals: (55)
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 9:51:38 AM  

Rev.K: Chiefs 56, Eagles 3


Then you woke up to the horror of reality.  Iggles 42, Chiefs 31.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 9:54:43 AM  

dletter: My favorite stat:


Fun Fact: With Sunday's win over the Cincinnati Bengals, Patrick Mahomes has now tied the Bengals franchise in number of postseason wins (10).

Seasons played:
- Mahomes: (5)
- Bengals: (55)


55 is as much as eleven 5s.

And that's terrible.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:18:51 AM  

Rev.K: Chiefs 56, Eagles 3


Eagles 57, Chiefs 0.

\ In batteries thrown.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:23:03 AM  
Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.
 
Glockenspiel Hero [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:24:08 AM  

SpectroBoy: Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.


Yes, but the Eagles played nothing but Pop Warner-grade NFC teams like Dallas all year while the Chiefs had to play the Bills, Bengals and Chargers 5x each this season with their only break being able to play the 49ers twice.
 
ElFugawz [BareFark]
2023-02-06 10:29:19 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: SpectroBoy: Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.

Yes, but the Eagles played nothing but Pop Warner-grade NFC teams like Dallas all year while the Chiefs had to play the Bills, Bengals and Chargers 5x each this season with their only break being able to play the 49ers twice.


Don't forget that KC played an all-history team with prime Rice, prime Marino, and prime Simpson (with a kitchen knife) eleventeen times.
 
Gonzo317
2023-02-06 10:30:39 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: SpectroBoy: Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.

Yes, but the Eagles played nothing but Pop Warner-grade NFC teams like Dallas all year while the Chiefs had to play the Bills, Bengals and Chargers 5x each this season with their only break being able to play the 49ers twice.


Yes but the Chiefs lost to the Colts, so that pulls down their average.
 
Eddie Hazel's E string
2023-02-06 10:32:17 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.


Jason's going to line up as an eligible receiver?

Philly Special II: Electric Boogaloo
 
DrMaturin
2023-02-06 10:36:25 AM  
I didn't realize how many Philly/Pennsylvania FARKers there were until this nfl season
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:36:54 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: NewportBarGuy: Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.

Jason's going to line up as an eligible receiver?

Philly Special II: Electric Boogaloo


They always do some weird play that works in the SB... I like the QB to catch a TD prop...
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:52:18 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.


Not while Carl Cheffers has a yellow flag left in his pocket.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:55:56 AM  
What if mini Ditka was coaching the Eagles?
 
Nhojwolfe
2023-02-06 11:08:42 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The big difference is that the Chiefs suck and the Iggles are awesome.  No game is gonna change that.


You accidently said you think the iggles are awesome ,    We all hope the chiefs win though.
 
tedduque
2023-02-06 11:30:14 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: SpectroBoy: Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.

Yes, but the Eagles played nothing but Pop Warner-grade NFC teams like Dallas all year while the Chiefs had to play the Bills, Bengals and Chargers 5x each this season with their only break being able to play the 49ers twice.


3 teams they played 5x each? The Bills, Bengals and Chargers made up 15 of the Chiefs' games? Huh. I had no idea football scheduling had become so clustered like that.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 11:41:28 AM  

DrMaturin: I didn't realize how many Philly/Pennsylvania FARKers there were until this nfl season


Account created: 2021-02-19 10:03:28

/I mean I don't think people would expect you to know after only 2 years
 
ReverendLoki
2023-02-06 11:45:36 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: NewportBarGuy: Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.

Jason's going to line up as an eligible receiver?

Philly Special II: Electric Boogaloo


If he for some reason gets traded to the Chiefs before game time, you bet Coach Andy will draw that play up.

Probably have his brother Travis throw it to him, too.
 
phimuskapsi [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 12:23:12 PM  

Ethertap: I just want a good competitive with no injuries.

I'm fearing the game will end 47-3 after Hurts/Mahomes gets snapped in half on the 2nd play.


Even with one leg Mahomes threw for 328yd and 2TD.

I think the Eagles defense will struggle against Reid/Mahomes.
 
EyeballKid
2023-02-06 12:34:28 PM  

phimuskapsi: Ethertap: I just want a good competitive with no injuries.

I'm fearing the game will end 47-3 after Hurts/Mahomes gets snapped in half on the 2nd play.

Even with one leg Mahomes threw for 328yd and 2TD.

I think the Eagles defense will struggle against Reid/Mahomes.


Guess that all depends on what's going on in the writers' room.


/"12th down, Chiefs ball"
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-02-06 12:53:19 PM  

SpectroBoy: Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.


You would think, but I didn't like the way Magomes was hobbling around on his ankle in the last game.  It looked like the takes-longer-than-two-weeks-to-heal hobbling. His O line better keep the defense off of him, or they'll be playing Henne, or worse.  And Philly's defense is nothing to sneeze at.
 
JohnBigBootay
2023-02-06 12:57:42 PM  

EyeballKid: They couldn't have scripted a better game!


Indeed. This is just further proof we are living in a simulation. Sloppy code if you ask me.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:05:36 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: SpectroBoy: Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.

You would think, but I didn't like the way Magomes was hobbling around on his ankle in the last game.  It looked like the takes-longer-than-two-weeks-to-heal hobbling. His O line better keep the defense off of him, or they'll be playing Henne, or worse.  And Philly's defense is nothing to sneeze at.



Nah man, these guys are handled like race horses.

They'll bandage him, give him enough drugs to make Keith Richards say "Whoa! Steady on!" , and he'll be fine.

Well fine for the duration of the game.

/ At least the winner goes out to stud.
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:13:10 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: SpectroBoy: Interesting stats.

I'm not a sportsball watching kind of farker, but that sounds like it should lead to a good game.

You would think, but I didn't like the way Magomes was hobbling around on his ankle in the last game.  It looked like the takes-longer-than-two-weeks-to-heal hobbling. His O line better keep the defense off of him, or they'll be playing Henne, or worse.  And Philly's defense is nothing to sneeze at.


Mahomes also nixed painkillers that day...so....three hours on a bum ankle with no happy sauce is gonna smart after a while.
 
Joe_diGriz [BareFark]
2023-02-06 1:21:26 PM  

phimuskapsi: I think the Eagles defense will struggle against Reid/Mahomes.


And vice-versa. The KC defense is going to have its hands full with Hurts, AJ, Smith, and a "death by tons of tiny cuts" running game.

IOW, I fully expect the game to end up as 13-10 in OT.
 
snowshovel
2023-02-06 1:24:43 PM  
Then life of a sports reporter nowadays.

"I finished my 225 word article. Time to hit the golf course!"
 
EyeballKid
2023-02-06 1:36:47 PM  

snowshovel: Then life of a sports reporter nowadays.

"I finished my 225 word article. Time to hit the golf course!"


If they were good writers, the league would have hired them to write out a season.
 
Eddie Hazel's E string
2023-02-06 2:09:34 PM  

EyeballKid: snowshovel: Then life of a sports reporter nowadays.

"I finished my 225 word article. Time to hit the golf course!"

If they were good writers, the league would have hired them to write out a season.


Sorry that Kentucky doesn't have an NFL team. Or an NBA team. Or an MLB team. Or an NHL team.

Is this conspiracy cosplay how you fill your time? I know you're the same person who does the "Michael Jordan was banned from basketball for gambling problems" thing too.
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2023-02-06 2:14:56 PM  
I just hope both teams have fun and get taken out for pizza after the game by the coach.
 
Bill the unknowing [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:54:27 PM  
I hope that the entertainment includes a halftime Weather Balloon flyover. It was really popular last week!
 
CptnSpldng [BareFark]
2023-02-06 3:48:37 PM  

ReverendLoki: Eddie Hazel's E string: NewportBarGuy: Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.

Jason's going to line up as an eligible receiver?

Philly Special II: Electric Boogaloo

If he for some reason gets traded to the Chiefs before game time, you bet Coach Andy will draw that play up.

Probably have his brother Travis throw it to him, too.


Why not on the Eagles? Lane Johnson scored a TD reception as a tackle eligible this past season.
 
eyeq360 [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 3:53:54 PM  

ReverendLoki: Eddie Hazel's E string: NewportBarGuy: Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.

Jason's going to line up as an eligible receiver?

Philly Special II: Electric Boogaloo

If he for some reason gets traded to the Chiefs before game time, you bet Coach Andy will draw that play up.

Probably have his brother Travis throw it to him, too.


O-line does a circle dance in a huddle; they line up; center, QB, RB, and Left Guard do a spin, changing their positions; direct snap to McKinnon who pretends to hand it to Mahomes, but laterals it to Travis Kelce who throws it downfield to a wide open Jason Kelce who catches it at a 1 yard line and barrels it in for a TD to tie the game. Butker kicks the extra point that double doinks and barely makes it in for the win as time runs out.
 
MizzouGuy
2023-02-06 4:08:20 PM  
It amazes me that anyone still bets against Mahomes. He just beat the hottest team in the NFL, a week after suffering a high ankle sprain (which sidelines most players for weeks), using 3rd, 5th and 6th string receivers the majority of the game, and people still think the Chiefs will lose. They might. But Mahomes is a unicorn. He is doing things no other QB is doing. I will never bet against Mahomes. Chiefs 31, Eagles 21.
 
ReverendLoki
2023-02-06 4:10:54 PM  

CptnSpldng: ReverendLoki: Eddie Hazel's E string: NewportBarGuy: Chiefs win, Kelce TD.. That's my pick.

Jason's going to line up as an eligible receiver?

Philly Special II: Electric Boogaloo

If he for some reason gets traded to the Chiefs before game time, you bet Coach Andy will draw that play up.

Probably have his brother Travis throw it to him, too.

Why not on the Eagles? Lane Johnson scored a TD reception as a tackle eligible this past season.


Cause it's the Chiefs, of course :)  This is also the team the drew up the TD passes to Dontari Poe (play call "Hungry Pig Right") and Anthony Sherman (play called "Smoked Sausage")...

eyeq360:

O-line does a circle dance in a huddle; they line up; center, QB, RB, and Left Guard do a spin, changing their positions; direct snap to McKinnon who pretends to hand it to Mahomes, but laterals it to Travis Kelce who throws it downfield to a wide open Jason Kelce who catches it at a 1 yard line and barrels it in for a TD to tie the game. Butker kicks the extra point that double doinks and barely makes it in for the win as time runs out.

... and that will be EXACTLY how it's drawn up in the playbook.  I'm thinking this one is called "The Kansas City Shuffle" or "City of Brotherly TOUCHDOWN!".
 
ReverendLoki
2023-02-06 4:13:08 PM  

MizzouGuy: It amazes me that anyone still bets against Mahomes. He just beat the hottest team in the NFL, a week after suffering a high ankle sprain (which sidelines most players for weeks), using 3rd, 5th and 6th string receivers the majority of the game, and people still think the Chiefs will lose. They might. But Mahomes is a unicorn. He is doing things no other QB is doing. I will never bet against Mahomes. Chiefs 31, Eagles 21.


I can see why someone might root for the other team.  Might even predict that the other team will win.  But to bet against them, with Mahomes at QB?  Madness.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 9:31:14 PM  

Joe_diGriz: phimuskapsi: I think the Eagles defense will struggle against Reid/Mahomes.

And vice-versa. The KC defense is going to have its hands full with Hurts, AJ, Smith, and a "death by tons of tiny cuts" running game.

IOW, I fully expect the game to end up as 13-10 in OT.


This is how I see it going. Both teams have great offenses. Really should bet the over. And it will end up being the exact opposite.

Maybe both teams have a defensive strategy that takes away the other team's bread and butter and both teams struggle trying to make something else work.
 
snowshovel
2023-02-06 10:20:11 PM  

MizzouGuy: It amazes me that anyone still bets against Mahomes. He just beat the hottest team in the NFL, a week after suffering a high ankle sprain (which sidelines most players for weeks), using 3rd, 5th and 6th string receivers the majority of the game, and people still think the Chiefs will lose. They might. But Mahomes is a unicorn. He is doing things no other QB is doing. I will never bet against Mahomes. Chiefs 31, Eagles 21.


Aww poor baby with injured recievers.

The best Bears stat from this year was the game that their STARTING lineup for WR were their 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th, which is amusing because their actual starting receivers would hardly be starting on other teams.  Someone calculated the salaries: Tyreek Hill gets paid something like $22 million a year, the Bears ENTIRE reciever group if you kept them the entire year was $2 million.
 
relaxitsjustme [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 10:39:11 PM  
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Fly Eagles Fly!
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2023-02-06 10:57:50 PM  

relaxitsjustme: [Fark user image image 425x431]
Fly Eagles Fly!


Or they'll become the most recent Philly team this year to get to a final and lose 😆
 
rc3ntexas
2023-02-06 11:43:42 PM  

relaxitsjustme: [Fark user image image 425x431]
Fly Eagles Fly!


Didn't remember Golden State in this. Thought about it because of '87 and '91 with Minnesota and Washington. Hmm...
 
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