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2023-02-05 11:51:39 PM  
Asked if being shot by Cheney was traumatic he replied: "It was more of a lead in the head moment."
 
2023-02-06 12:00:44 AM  
I thought it was interesting that the Texas Rangers wanted a toxicology test and the Secret Service told them to step off.

/Move along citizen.
 
2023-02-06 12:12:07 AM  
And yet Dick Cheney still lives. Damn his cyborg body!
 
2023-02-06 12:48:59 AM  
I remember it as, "The face shot heard around the world." That was the day I knew not to get in these guy's way.
 
2023-02-06 1:37:59 AM  
Has his family apologized to Cheney for the death yet?
 
2023-02-06 4:29:50 AM  
Time to arrest dick Cheney for murder then! It just took a little longer than expected!
 
2023-02-06 4:40:51 AM  
Damn
It's like rich white people can get away with anything.

Huh.
 
2023-02-06 4:44:37 AM  
Again?
 
2023-02-06 4:50:53 AM  
It took him long enough
 
2023-02-06 4:51:49 AM  
Surprised it wasn't Dan Quayle.
 
2023-02-06 4:53:43 AM  
Imagine... you spend your life working the corridors of power, and the only thing most people remember you for a moment of someone else's stupidity outside of work. I have little sympathy for anyone who helped build the modern GOP, but that's a fairly sad legacy.
 
2023-02-06 4:57:20 AM  
Why won't Dick Cheney die?
 
2023-02-06 4:59:28 AM  

BlousyBrown: Why won't Dick Cheney die?


I've made the comment a hundred times on this si
 
2023-02-06 5:00:04 AM  
I give up
 
2023-02-06 5:08:52 AM  
That whole episode is a good example to point to whenever I'm feeling in a conspiratorial mood and start thinking the Dems are just fake opposition. Cause can you imagine the kind of ruckus conservatives would make if Harris shot someone in the face? It'd be nonstop, whole campaigns would be based on it in the midterms, etc. Darth Cheney shot a guy and nothing. They should change their mascot from a donkey to a guy in old timey sleeping robe and long stocking cap.
 
2023-02-06 5:09:08 AM  
Now if Republicans would just keep shooting each other, half of Americas problems would be solved.
 
2023-02-06 5:09:54 AM  
, apologizes
 
2023-02-06 5:11:01 AM  

Wobambo: That whole episode is a good example to point to whenever I'm feeling in a conspiratorial mood and start thinking the Dems are just fake opposition. Cause can you imagine the kind of ruckus conservatives would make if Harris shot someone in the face? It'd be nonstop, whole campaigns would be based on it in the midterms, etc. Darth Cheney shot a guy and nothing. They should change their mascot from a donkey to a guy in old timey sleeping robe and long stocking cap.


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2023-02-06 5:16:43 AM  

BlousyBrown: I give up


Don't, you're almost ther
 
2023-02-06 5:20:43 AM  

Wobambo: That whole episode is a good example to point to whenever I'm feeling in a conspiratorial mood and start thinking the Dems are just fake opposition. Cause can you imagine the kind of ruckus conservatives would make if Harris shot someone in the face? It'd be nonstop, whole campaigns would be based on it in the midterms, etc. Darth Cheney shot a guy and nothing. They should change their mascot from a donkey to a guy in old timey sleeping robe and long stocking cap.


I imagine that they'd have to spend some time working out how to fit it into the "Dems are trying to take ur gunz" narrative and might let it slide so they can pretend that Harris wants to take them all because Dems are afraid of all the penis replacements their voters have built their personalities around. It might be counter-productive to admit that some on the left do actually own and use guns, they just want sensible rules to try and stop murderous psychopaths building an arsenal.
 
2023-02-06 5:39:28 AM  

BlousyBrown: Why won't Dick Cheney die?


It takes a Jedi master to kill a dark lord of the Sith.
 
2023-02-06 5:49:43 AM  
The guy who apologized for getting shot at ?

Damn that was a effed up power move
 
2023-02-06 5:51:56 AM  

mrparks: BlousyBrown: I give up

Don't, you're almost ther


That is funny
 
2023-02-06 5:55:34 AM  
The best thing Dick Cheney ever did.
 
2023-02-06 5:59:41 AM  
He has been contacted from the beyond with a message for other friends of Dick Cheney.

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2023-02-06 6:03:29 AM  
A man shot by dick died? I didn't know being gay was do dangerous!
 
2023-02-06 6:03:45 AM  
"See?  He was going to die anyway.  You knee-jerk libs overreact to everything."

--Republicans, probably
 
2023-02-06 6:08:33 AM  
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2023-02-06 6:10:10 AM  
When I was a kid in Nebraska my grandad and uncle took me pheasant hunting. They gave me one of those farmer hats with the with the deployable flap around the back and sides. "Don't worry, it's just birdshot. You walk ahead and flush them.". I worried. Never got hit, as far as I know.
 
2023-02-06 6:20:34 AM  
I am firmly convinced that Dick Cheney personally painted each pellet in the handcrafted bird shot with an extremely slow acting yet lethal neurotoxin in hieroglyphic patterns in service to the forgotten god which is behind Cars-4-Kidz
 
2023-02-06 6:25:05 AM  
Bob Rivers Show - Cheney's Got a Gun
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2023-02-06 6:26:04 AM  

BlousyBrown: Why won't Dick Cheney die?


If you were the devil would you want to take him?
 
2023-02-06 6:29:43 AM  
Dick Cheney was quoted as saying, "I count him as one of my many, many murder victims."
 
2023-02-06 6:34:26 AM  

Wobambo: That whole episode is a good example to point to whenever I'm feeling in a conspiratorial mood and start thinking the Dems are just fake opposition. Cause can you imagine the kind of ruckus conservatives would make if Harris shot someone in the face? It'd be nonstop, whole campaigns would be based on it in the midterms, etc. Darth Cheney shot a guy and nothing. They should change their mascot from a donkey to a guy in old timey sleeping robe and long stocking cap.


This incident happened in early 2006.  By late 2006, Democrats had gained 6 Senate seats and 31 House seats to gain control of both houses of Congress.  At this point, Bush was a lame duck and Cheney had no chance of succeeding him, and six years of near-unobstructed Republican rule had lead to the quagmires in Iraq AND Afghanistan and neoconservative policies had started to tank the housing market, gas prices, the job market, and the economy in general.  Democrats didn't exactly need this incident to run on.
 
2023-02-06 6:34:38 AM  
See commas, are important people!
 
2023-02-06 6:35:30 AM  
To be fair; who hasn'tbeen shot by an insane Republican?
 
2023-02-06 7:00:27 AM  

BlousyBrown: Why won't Dick Cheney die?


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2023-02-06 7:16:55 AM  

BlousyBrown: Why won't Dick Cheney die?


Evil lingers ,see Kissinger.
 
2023-02-06 7:17:52 AM  

mrparks: Surprised it wasn't Dan Quayle.


Quail hunting?
 
2023-02-06 7:26:28 AM  
I don't know, subby, seems you missed the mark on this headline. Should have read:

"Man dies after being shot by Dick Cheney"
 
2023-02-06 7:28:33 AM  
The man's family offers Dick Cheney their deepest condolences.
 
2023-02-06 7:39:50 AM  

no1curr: And yet Dick Cheney still lives. Damn his cyborg body!


Cheney arrived at the gate that is labeled "all hope abandon, ye who enter here", and the Devil told him to turn around and march his ass straight back to Earth.
 
2023-02-06 7:50:26 AM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: Wobambo: That whole episode is a good example to point to whenever I'm feeling in a conspiratorial mood and start thinking the Dems are just fake opposition. Cause can you imagine the kind of ruckus conservatives would make if Harris shot someone in the face? It'd be nonstop, whole campaigns would be based on it in the midterms, etc. Darth Cheney shot a guy and nothing. They should change their mascot from a donkey to a guy in old timey sleeping robe and long stocking cap.

This incident happened in early 2006.  By late 2006, Democrats had gained 6 Senate seats and 31 House seats to gain control of both houses of Congress.  At this point, Bush was a lame duck and Cheney had no chance of succeeding him, and six years of near-unobstructed Republican rule had lead to the quagmires in Iraq AND Afghanistan and neoconservative policies had started to tank the housing market, gas prices, the job market, and the economy in general.  Democrats didn't exactly need this incident to run on.


It would also have been astoundingly stupid to be attacking Cheney on this angle. It didn't have anything to do with policy, and focussing on it would have handed the Republicans yet another "they want to take your guns" narrative. Since it was confirmed as an accident and attacking him for the act of hunting would have been spun into Dems trying to ban hunting, and there was nothing to gain from such an attack in a positive manner.

This isn't "fake opposition", it's "acting like adults" and "focussing on what actually matters", and since it happened before the right wing completely lost their minds over a black man getting elected, it would have been very much out of place, not just playing the game on the right's terms.
 
2023-02-06 7:50:47 AM  

Wobambo: That whole episode is a good example to point to whenever I'm feeling in a conspiratorial mood and start thinking the Dems are just fake opposition. Cause can you imagine the kind of ruckus conservatives would make if Harris shot someone in the face? It'd be nonstop, whole campaigns would be based on it in the midterms, etc. Darth Cheney shot a guy and nothing. They should change their mascot from a donkey to a guy in old timey sleeping robe and long stocking cap.


This is what "making shiat up to blame the Democrats" looks like.

The fact that you had to reach back almost a decade makes it just pathetic.
 
2023-02-06 7:56:56 AM  
the craziest part is still that he had to apologize to Dick Cheney for what him getting shot in the face put the Cheney family through.
 
2023-02-06 8:02:26 AM  
Cause of death could likely be complications from a gunshot wound, especially since this one caused a heart attack. But it's a Republican in Texas who was shot by another Republican, so it'll be natural causes. No need for a pesky homicide investigation.
 
2023-02-06 8:08:11 AM  
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2023-02-06 8:11:48 AM  

no1curr: And yet Dick Cheney still lives. Damn his cyborg body!


I thought it was drinking the blood of children?
 
2023-02-06 8:15:18 AM  

no1curr: And yet Dick Cheney still lives. Damn his cyborg body!


Evil is an embalming fluid
 
2023-02-06 8:21:28 AM  

thecactusman17: Has his family apologized to Cheney for the death yet?


Ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha* good one

/Long, throaty, chuckle
 
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