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(Some Guy)   Farker Rassleholic turned 21 years old today. Please help get him drunk.   ( paypal.com) divider line
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2002-03-02 01:20:29 PM  
dos dos equis por favor
2002-03-02 01:20:42 PM  
2002-03-02 01:20:44 PM  
It'd be better to get him drunk if he were, say, 12 or so. You gotta get them early.
2002-03-02 01:21:11 PM  
I'll do a bong of White Widow for you.
Happy 21st !
wil [TotalFark]
2002-03-02 01:21:32 PM  
Keep a list of what you drink.

When my brother turned 21, his friend kept a list of all the things he forced my brother to drink.

It's hilarious.
wil [TotalFark]
2002-03-02 01:22:49 PM  
Oh, and heed this warning, from Cake:

"Your liver pays dearly now, for youthful magic moments. But rock on, completely, with some brand new components."
2002-03-02 01:23:11 PM  
Help? well may i first suggest drinking alcohol? Poor guys turns 21, wants to get drunk but no idea how!
2002-03-02 01:23:13 PM  
Just remember...Beer before liquor, never been sicker...liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
2002-03-02 01:24:15 PM  
2002-03-02 01:24:27 PM  
Words to live by Minky.
2002-03-02 01:26:57 PM  
/me off key voice
Happy birthday to you
you live in a zoo
you look like a monkey
and ya smell like one too

21 birthday punches to ya, rass :)
2002-03-02 01:27:50 PM  
Happy birthday. Please post drunken piss-soaked trouser pictures.
2002-03-02 01:28:08 PM  
you shouldn't even be drinking beer on your 21st. shots, man. shots.

whiskey before jager, you barf in your buddy's car. jager before whiskey, you barf on the bar.
2002-03-02 01:28:11 PM  
Happy Birthday! Most bars will give ya your first drink for free -- so what are you waiting for? START BAR HOPPING!
2002-03-02 01:31:51 PM  
Happy B-Day!

be sure to do a shot of 3 wise men!!!
2002-03-02 01:32:50 PM  
May I suggest a glass of fine merlot? Or a bit of Amaretto or sweet hard cider? To savor and enjoy?


Many happy returns, and don't get so drunk that you can't remember your special day.

*dodges empty beer cans*
2002-03-02 01:33:31 PM  
There are at least 4 wise men. Why should I give you money Rassel? You aren't even a girl with a webcam. Bah
2002-03-02 01:34:09 PM  
Dear guy doing this,

Are you getting any money, actually? I turn 21 in two weeks, and my best girl turns in a week. We are both way hotter than you, namely because we have boobies. Can we actually get money for drinking? I'm starting to have to use my book allowance for alcohol, so I can't do any reading for my college classes. Not that matters so much... although actually we attend Caltech, so we're not farktards like most college students. We're just idiots, a scant step above.

So would any of you pay for me to drink? I promise I'd show my boobies, as good as they are. No promises, but I've heard they're nice from the last eight people I drunkenly flashed.
2002-03-02 01:37:25 PM  
I'll chip in for bare webcam titties, but not drunken farkers.
wil [TotalFark]
2002-03-02 01:38:02 PM  
Sonilla: This sounds like a great idea.

How about you show everyone here at FARK your boobies, and we'll decide if it's worth sending you some cash to flash your boobies.

Who's with me?


2002-03-02 01:38:25 PM  
Uh........No. Get a job, whippersnapper!
2002-03-02 01:42:45 PM  
I'm with ya Wil, especially since we all saw your boobies yesterday :o)
2002-03-02 01:43:18 PM  
Boobies in my bio
2002-03-02 01:43:39 PM  
When I turned 19, naive little me trusted a friend who told me to drink one shot, hold it in my mouth, then drink the other, and shake them together..... Mmmmmm... chunky, curdled goodness! Wish I knew what it was... ;-)
2002-03-02 01:45:10 PM  
Morphine: 21 birthday punches to ya, rass

Oh no hon... spanks... 21 birthday spanks, with one to grow on! hehe
2002-03-02 01:48:43 PM  
Mme, I know you'll take care of that... um... problem. :D Glad you're here (you're psychic, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!?)
2002-03-02 01:49:10 PM  
Just remember, nothing tops off a good night off drinking like a huge helping of lamb curry at 3 in the morning...

mmmm, mmmm, the flavor stays with you for days...
2002-03-02 01:49:39 PM  
Am I the only person who didn't bother to drink or get drunk when I turned 21?
2002-03-02 01:51:49 PM  
Am I the only person who didn't bother to drink or get drunk when turning 21?

2002-03-02 01:52:25 PM  
Demonic Rites: Yes, you are. With the exception of most mormons of course, are you mormon??
2002-03-02 01:52:30 PM  
Cruiser, I think thats normally called a "cement mixer" its one of those things you make people drink on their birthdays. It's bailey's and something else. Vodka maybe. That always curdles up real yucky like....
2002-03-02 01:53:29 PM  
Thanks for the heads-up Fish, I'll have to remember that and be cruel to some other young person... rite of passage, and all that rot. ;-)
2002-03-02 01:56:20 PM  
Turning 21 was fun.....for about a week. Then the novelelty of it wore off.
2002-03-02 01:57:40 PM  
Hey Cruiser, that cement mixer trick got pulled on me once. After I got over the revolting texture-enhancing chemistry going on in my mouth, I really liked the flavor. That drink is usually done with a shot of Bailey's and a shot of lime or lemon juice. It's the citric acid that makes the cream curdle.
2002-03-02 01:58:01 PM  
Happy Birfday!!

Cruiser maybe it was a "brain". Those things are nasty and kick ya right in the junk. If ya have junk, that is. ;)
2002-03-02 02:00:50 PM  
*shudder* well whatever it was it was gross! I'll stick to quality beer, wine, and mixed drinks... no shots for Cruiser anymore!
2002-03-02 02:01:05 PM  
Too slow...frikken dial-up. The brain is Scnapps and Baileys. Tastes pretty good, but the texture..BLECH!!
2002-03-02 02:01:11 PM  
On my 21st birthday a friend of mine got me a 'prarie fire' or something like that which was essentially wild turkey and tabasco sauce. That was pretty messed up. I like tabascao sauce and all but not in the middle of a drinking marathon.
2002-03-02 02:03:10 PM  

I shall now light myself on fire.
2002-03-02 02:06:21 PM  
Fishbulb: hello.
2002-03-02 02:10:48 PM  
Yah, i'm totally going to give some guy I don't know money so he can get drunk. Unless he has no friends (probably not if he reads fark), you never have to pay on your 21st bday. You go out with your gang and they get you farked up. Anyone who has to pay to drink on their 21st birthday is a farking loser.
2002-03-02 02:11:39 PM  
GIS for Random Fish

[image from maths.qmw.ac.uk too old to be available]

Happy Birthday, RH
2002-03-02 02:23:18 PM  
dammit...you all have to move up to alberta, legal drinking age is 18. i had my high school grad party the same night as my birthday...my liver still hates me
2002-03-02 02:25:12 PM  
Bill: Do I owe you money or something?
2002-03-02 02:34:22 PM  
Gecko, if they all move up here they will have to stay at your house.
2002-03-02 02:42:10 PM  
gay post
2002-03-02 02:51:22 PM  
Happy birthday, but that's the point -- you don't need help anymore!

When I was at Ohio State, some 10-12 yr old ghetto kids tried to sell us weed. We said no thanks, and paid them to do shots of vodka instead. I'll do anything to help the children.
2002-03-02 02:56:04 PM  
Hm, another freshly 21 Farker.
Odd, somehow I thought Rassle was older. Ah well.

Cement Mixer, Brain, ugh the textured shots.
But if you want one whose FLAVOR will get your attention, may I suggest the Dead Nazi, as mixed for me on my 21st.

Equal parts: chilled Jaegermeister and Rumplemintz, with a dash of Bacardi 151 to kick it up a notch.

If you are playing the bartender to the unwitting new drinker, it's amusing to almost all involved if you make it a double, and then lie like Goebbel about how strong it is.
2002-03-02 03:15:53 PM  
I've got another 51 days before I'm 21 and buy beer for minors.
2002-03-02 03:52:48 PM  
Hey Wil,

I'll pay YOU if you DON'T show your boobies anymore. *grin*
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