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(KHON2 Honolulu)   Peyton Manning fumes over Pro Bowl flag football loss, tells officials to sit in port-a-potty   (khon2.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Eli Manning, Peyton Manning, Football, Pro Bowl, Play, Gatorade, Gatorade shower, 2013 NFL season  
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822 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Feb 2023 at 7:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-06 7:33:40 AM  
One of my fav SNL shorts...

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2023-02-06 7:39:18 AM  
I'm sure the NFL was begging for some kind of controversy. Just to get people talking about it
 
2023-02-06 7:45:53 AM  
He's such a dork...

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2023-02-06 7:49:46 AM  
He's partially correct. You can't take a knee. You can however pull your own flag or just stand there for 41 seconds and do nothing, either way, game over man. You lost to Eli and Kirk, that's pretty embarrassing.
 
2023-02-06 7:58:16 AM  
I tried to watch a bit of it. I got on late when they were doing the flag football part. It was interesting for about five minutes. Were the other games (like kick tac toe) any better?
 
2023-02-06 8:04:29 AM  
Wat'd I miss? (yawn)  oh well...........
 
2023-02-06 8:08:05 AM  
Actually, the fact that no one - including the ref - seemed to know what the rules were was probably the highlight of the whole thing.
 
2023-02-06 8:25:32 AM  

iamskibibitz: Actually, the fact that no one - including the ref - seemed to know what the rules were was probably the highlight of the whole thing.


Kinda figure that the first game of the new Pro Bowl format would be a bit of a cluster-fark. But it looked like the players were enjoying themselves, so that's a plus.
 
2023-02-06 8:35:52 AM  

NewWorldDan: He's partially correct. You can't take a knee. You can however pull your own flag or just stand there for 41 seconds and do nothing, either way, game over man. You lost to Eli and Kirk, that's pretty embarrassing.


I think the argument was that taking a knee is a running play, which you can't do inside the 5. OK, fine, penalize us five yards. Now we're outside the five, and guess what we'll do next play.
 
2023-02-06 8:48:41 AM  
Should've blamed the idiot kicker.
 
2023-02-06 8:56:48 AM  
We were in a restaurant and they had that on some of the screens.  The real game is flag football?

Wow

There is/was a semi pro flag football league.  They have to be laughing their butts off
 
2023-02-06 9:09:03 AM  

McGrits: I tried to watch a bit of it. I got on late when they were doing the flag football part. It was interesting for about five minutes. Were the other games (like kick tac toe) any better?


Kick tack toe was a mess, where most of the kickers were way off and the long snappers were more accurate. Move the Chains and the Gauntlet were way better and felt more atmospheric, the catching show was a waste of time as the receivers spent more time goofing off and the set-pieces fell apart when the catches missed.
 
2023-02-06 9:10:49 AM  
He must be serious about this. Because if he was joking he would've put his balls on the refs head
 
2023-02-06 9:35:40 AM  

Hendawg: He must be serious about this. Because if he was joking he would've put his balls on the refs head


Well, what if the ref was a C word and probably deserved it?
 
2023-02-06 10:21:58 AM  

knbwhite: Hendawg: He must be serious about this. Because if he was joking he would've put his balls on the refs head

Well, what if the ref was a C word and probably deserved it?


That's every weekend in the EPL, and we're not teabaggers.
 
2023-02-06 11:13:21 AM  
The ManningCast is 1000x better than the actual broadcast.
 
2023-02-06 11:51:42 AM  
It looks like instead of creating concussions, the NFL has apparently decided to turn the pro bowl weekend into a stupid reality show about redneck peoples' personalities. I watched about 15 seconds of down-homey peyton with that dumb accent talking into a radio to several rich young Black millionaires, then turned off my screen and drove a wooden stake through its heart. Also Beyonce has bodacious ta-ta's.
 
2023-02-06 2:55:49 PM  

sephjnr: McGrits: I tried to watch a bit of it. I got on late when they were doing the flag football part. It was interesting for about five minutes. Were the other games (like kick tac toe) any better?

Kick tack toe was a mess, where most of the kickers were way off and the long snappers were more accurate. Move the Chains and the Gauntlet were way better and felt more atmospheric, the catching show was a waste of time as the receivers spent more time goofing off and the set-pieces fell apart when the catches missed.


Yeah Morgan Cox won it for the AFC with three snaps in a row.. not a single kicker hit it.

The long drive was amusing with Za'Darius Smith trying to Happy Gilmore his shot..
 
2023-02-06 4:21:04 PM  

Stephen_Falken: It looks like instead of creating concussions, the NFL has apparently decided to turn the pro bowl weekend into a stupid reality show about redneck peoples' personalities. I watched about 15 seconds of down-homey peyton with that dumb accent talking into a radio to several rich young Black millionaires, then turned off my screen and drove a wooden stake through its heart. Also Beyonce has bodacious ta-ta's.


The NFL has been struggling to figure out what to do with the Pro Bowl for 25 years.  Most of the veteran players don't want to participate, and why would or should they put on pads for a game that means less than the preseason?  And the league isn't about to scrap the Pro Bowl entirely, because even a half-assed event gets more eyeballs than any other sporting event that week.
 
2023-02-06 5:41:51 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Stephen_Falken: It looks like instead of creating concussions, the NFL has apparently decided to turn the pro bowl weekend into a stupid reality show about redneck peoples' personalities. I watched about 15 seconds of down-homey peyton with that dumb accent talking into a radio to several rich young Black millionaires, then turned off my screen and drove a wooden stake through its heart. Also Beyonce has bodacious ta-ta's.

The NFL has been struggling to figure out what to do with the Pro Bowl for 25 years.  Most of the veteran players don't want to participate, and why would or should they put on pads for a game that means less than the preseason?  And the league isn't about to scrap the Pro Bowl entirely, because even a half-assed event gets more eyeballs than any other sporting event that week.


The solution is thus a little clearer -

1) Move it back to Hawaii. People want that quasi-holiday.
2) Move it to the week AFTER the bowl. No contact, so those who played can join in.
3) Pare away or alter the stuff that visibly didn't work e.g. replace kick-tac-toe with a field-goal derby involving non-kickers from different yards.
4) Give out random invites to elligible college graduates to mix and get a head start on the Draft, like a less formal combine to give them the taste of what they're up against, yet remain goofy non-contact stuff involving the new blood and the vets. Keep the catch-fest partially for this purpose.
 
2023-02-06 6:13:39 PM  
I love the Mannings. True American royalty, they are. I'm so glad there's another one on the way.
 
2023-02-06 6:41:50 PM  

sephjnr: 1) Move it back to Hawaii. People want that quasi-holiday.


The Aloha Bowl has been condemned, and it's replacement might get built before the heat death of the universe.
 
2023-02-06 7:27:37 PM  

UNC_Samurai: sephjnr: 1) Move it back to Hawaii. People want that quasi-holiday.

The Aloha Bowl has been condemned, and it's replacement might get built before the heat death of the universe.


Aloha Stadium.....and don't hold your breath having a stadium done anytime soon.  Just google how we handled the rail system here.
 
2023-02-06 7:35:33 PM  

sephjnr: The solution is thus a little clearer -

1) Move it back to Hawaii. People want that quasi-holiday.
2) Move it to the week AFTER the bowl. No contact, so those who played can join in.
3) Pare away or alter the stuff that visibly didn't work e.g. replace kick-tac-toe with a field-goal derby involving non-kickers from different yards.
4) Give out random invites to elligible college graduates to mix and get a head start on the Draft, like a less formal combine to give them the taste of what they're up against, yet remain goofy non-contact stuff involving the new blood and the vets. Keep the catch-fest partially for this purpose.


Get rid of the Pro Bowl and give the seed money to CTE research.
 
2023-02-06 9:28:46 PM  

daveb0rg: UNC_Samurai: sephjnr: 1) Move it back to Hawaii. People want that quasi-holiday.

The Aloha Bowl has been condemned, and it's replacement might get built before the heat death of the universe.

Aloha Stadium.....and don't hold your breath having a stadium done anytime soon.  Just google how we handled the rail system here.


I don't know what you're talking about. The building of the rail on O'ahu has been perfectly cromulent!
 
2023-02-07 12:20:39 PM  

Cary Granite: I love the Mannings. True American royalty, they are. I'm so glad there's another one on the way.


Not sure if serious. Family sucks.
 
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