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(Daily Mail)   Ex-NFL star Vontae Davis arrested for DUI in Florida after 'crashing his Tesla into a pick-up truck that then hit a pedestrian who was rushed to hospital - before cops found him laying down SLEEPING at the side of the highway'. The Aristocrats   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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6nome
2023-02-06 12:39:48 AM  
He was driving a Tesla? Throw the book at him.
 
Insurgent
2023-02-06 12:50:10 AM  
are we sure the tesla didn't just do that on its own?
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-02-06 12:50:25 AM  
dui

/"string" 'im up
// 😵‍💫
 
2fardownthread [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-06 12:54:15 AM  
So the Tesla went from 100 to zero in a millisecond?

That has got to be tough on the tires.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 12:56:17 AM  

2fardownthread: So the Tesla went from 100 to zero in a millisecond?

That has got to be tough on the tires.


or it's literally an electric car
 
Red Shirt Blues
2023-02-06 12:59:56 AM  

Insurgent: are we sure the tesla didn't just do that on its own?


I think it's Honda that does it on it's own accord.
 
pollyprepper
2023-02-06 1:01:00 AM  
If that car had auto pilot and he still chose to drive the old fashion way, drunk. Well that's just stupid.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2023-02-06 1:04:42 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Insurgent: are we sure the tesla didn't just do that on its own?

I think it's Honda that does it on it's own accord.


Boooooo.
 
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class
2023-02-06 1:10:45 AM  

pollyprepper: If that car had auto pilot and he still chose to drive the old fashion way, drunk. Well that's just stupid.


Any car has auto pilot if you're drunk enough.
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-02-06 1:14:37 AM  

6nome: He was driving a Tesla? Throw the book at him.


What the fark is a book?
 
6nome
2023-02-06 1:24:31 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: 6nome: He was driving a Tesla? Throw the book at him.

What the fark is a book?


It's like the internet, but for pretentious people.
 
We Ate the Necco Wafers
2023-02-06 1:28:45 AM  
And, just to cover all the bases, we're sure this wasn't because of a myocardial infarction caused by a reaction to the mRNA vaccine, right? My Twitter research seems to point to this being the cause of every sports injury since 2020.
 
lizaardvark
2023-02-06 1:39:29 AM  
In point of fact, while you can lie down to sleep, you cannot lay down sleeping. You can lay eggs, but you can't lie eggs. You can lie down, but you can't lay down, no matter what your granny from Appalachia told you.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 1:53:33 AM  
Officers asked Davis if he had consumed any alcohol, to which he replied: 'Yes, I had two drinks. Two mixed drinks.'

PROTIP: You don't have to answer this question, and if you answer in the affirmative they must give you a sobriety test.

/Not a lawyer
 
KodosZardoz
2023-02-06 1:57:20 AM  
There was a guy on the Raiders who, a year ago, was found passed out in his car on the side of an off-ramp of a Las Vegas highway. I think it was his second DUI.
 
LordBeavis [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:01:37 AM  
He's an NFL star?  He never even made the Pro Bowl.  I'd think that would be a minimum requirement for a "star".  It's overused.  Just like everyone who has ever been in a porno is a porn star.  I think that in order to be a "porn star" your grandmother has to have heard of them.
 
Insurgent
2023-02-06 2:03:18 AM  
NFL players live by a warrior's code. you wouldn't understand
 
Commander Lysdexic
2023-02-06 2:09:38 AM  
Rules are for little people, don't you know who I am?!
 
Red Shirt Blues
2023-02-06 2:20:58 AM  

baron von doodle: Red Shirt Blues: Insurgent: are we sure the tesla didn't just do that on its own?

I think it's Honda that does it on it's own accord.

Boooooo.


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Tough crowd...tough crowd.
 
capt.hollister [TotalFark]
2023-02-06 2:21:07 AM  

lizaardvark: In point of fact, while you can lie down to sleep, you cannot lay down sleeping. You can lay eggs, but you can't lie eggs. You can lie down, but you can't lay down, no matter what your granny from Appalachia told you.


So, if I understand correctly, English being only my 3rd or 4th language and not having a granny from Appalachia, we can say that George Santos lies a lot, but we can't say that he lays a lot ?
 
WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2023-02-06 2:21:52 AM  
Vontae Davis was a stud.

2008 Rose Bowl #6 USC vs #13 Illinois No Huddle
Youtube v5byw96Vt00
 
hammettman
2023-02-06 2:27:47 AM  
switching out [The Aristocrats] with [Florida] usually tells the same story.
 
farkinlovit
2023-02-06 2:41:22 AM  

2fardownthread: So the Tesla went from 100 to zero in a millisecond?

That has got to be tough on the tires.


Nah the Toyota wouldn't have hit the person going suddenly to 0. that only happens when you hit a wall or a tree.

/// energy dissaption.....your mileage may vary.....ouch
 
DynamiteHeaddy
2023-02-06 4:42:35 AM  
Black celebrity committing crime was already a hat trick for the Daily Mail. Tesla's just the SEO icing on the cake.
 
virulent_loser [BareFark]
2023-02-06 6:02:32 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Insurgent: are we sure the tesla didn't just do that on its own?

I think it's Honda that does it on it's own accord.


you magnificent bastard and/or biatch.
 
virulent_loser [BareFark]
2023-02-06 6:03:59 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: And, just to cover all the bases, we're sure this wasn't because of a myocardial infarction caused by a reaction to the mRNA vaccine, right? My Twitter research seems to point to this being the cause of every sports injury since 2020.


he was found sleeping on the side of the road. #LiedSuddenly
 
OhioUGrad
2023-02-06 6:21:29 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: 6nome: He was driving a Tesla? Throw the book at him.

What the fark is a book?


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Blink
2023-02-06 7:05:35 AM  
Mistakes were made ...
 
peachpicker
2023-02-06 7:54:07 AM  

LordBeavis: He's an NFL star?  He never even made the Pro Bowl.  I'd think that would be a minimum requirement for a "star".  It's overused.  Just like everyone who has ever been in a porno is a porn star.  I think that in order to be a "porn star" your grandmother has to have heard of them.


He made two pro bowls. We can debate if that qualifies for full "star" status, but if you're going to rant about meaningless offenses at least get your talking points straight.

Ultimately, he's best known for unexpectedly retiring at halftime of a random early season game.
 
iamskibibitz
2023-02-06 9:17:52 AM  
Officers asked Davis if he had consumed any alcohol, to which he replied: 'Yes, I had two drinks. Two mixed drinks.'

Sounds like he had two drinks before he had two drinks and then he had two more.
 
beth_lida1
2023-02-06 9:19:07 AM  
At least Davis didn't walk away from the accident like he did to the Buffalo Bills at halftime during a regular season game.
 
Nana's Vibrator
2023-02-06 9:24:08 AM  
OK, you guys know the rules.  Every team he played for and every region he played in is now guilty of drunk driving and thinking it's the coolest thing to do.  This is why they didn't deserve to be in the Super Bowl.
 
You Are All Sheep
2023-02-06 9:34:12 AM  

farkinlovit: 2fardownthread: So the Tesla went from 100 to zero in a millisecond?

That has got to be tough on the tires.

Nah the Toyota wouldn't have hit the person going suddenly to 0. that only happens when you hit a wall or a tree.

/// energy dissaption.....your mileage may vary.....ouch


depends on the mass of the person. could've hit a trumper.
 
Eddie Hazel's E string
2023-02-06 10:20:51 AM  

WoodyHayes: Vontae Davis was a stud.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/v5byw96Vt00?start=1502]


Read the room, Coach.
 
WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2023-02-06 10:58:19 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: WoodyHayes: Vontae Davis was a stud.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/v5byw96Vt00?start=1502]

Read the room, Coach.


Pretty arrogant of you to assume that everybody can read just because you can.
 
BonoboJeezus
2023-02-06 12:13:52 PM  

beth_lida1: At least Davis didn't walk away from the accident like he did to the Buffalo Bills at halftime during a regular season game.


Oh, he's that A hole.
Now this tracks better.
 
Eddie Hazel's E string
2023-02-06 12:16:47 PM  

WoodyHayes: Eddie Hazel's E string: WoodyHayes: Vontae Davis was a stud.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/v5byw96Vt00?start=1502]

Read the room, Coach.

Pretty arrogant of you to assume that everybody can read just because you can.


You are a treasure, sir, and this chuckle was very much needed.
 
WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2023-02-06 5:01:31 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: WoodyHayes: Eddie Hazel's E string: WoodyHayes: Vontae Davis was a stud.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/v5byw96Vt00?start=1502]

Read the room, Coach.

Pretty arrogant of you to assume that everybody can read just because you can.

You are a treasure, sir, and this chuckle was very much needed.


Cool, man. Keep your head up.
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-02-06 6:17:22 PM  

puffy999: 2fardownthread: So the Tesla went from 100 to zero in a millisecond?

That has got to be tough on the tires.

or it's literally an electric car


no it's instantaneous decelleration, we studied this in high school physics
 
Fancy_Bear
2023-02-06 10:22:47 PM  

Blink: Mistakes were made ...


....at least he did not flee the scene.
 
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