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(AP News)   Putin later added: "But Siberia is Siberia... and the tundra takes the weak"   (apnews.com) divider line
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2023-02-05 8:12:35 PM  
Putin sticks to his word with knifes, poison, falling from windows, or whatever works best. We can always trust the things he says.
 
2023-02-05 8:50:57 PM  
says he drew a promise from the Russian president not to kill his Ukrainian counterpart.

He also promised to fix all the open elevator shafts, thicken the paper-thin windows, and repair faulty balcony rails.
 
2023-02-05 8:51:28 PM  
"'Listen, I came out of a meeting, he's not going to kill you.' He asks, 'are you sure?' I said '100% he won't kill you.'"

Either this conversation never happened, or both of the people in it were morons.  "Are you sure?  I assume you remembered to make him raise his right hand??  I can't wait to tell my family!"
 
2023-02-05 10:05:42 PM  
FTFA "Do not be fooled: He is an expert liar. Every time he has promised not to do something, it has been exactly part of his plan," Kuleba said about the Russian leader.

Shakes tiny fist. I came here to say that.
 
2023-02-05 11:31:48 PM  
There have been at least two hit squads sent for Zelenskyy, both were 'liquidated' from what I read.  Countless missiles have been sent his way.

Putin couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
 
2023-02-06 12:17:32 AM  

Naido: "'Listen, I came out of a meeting, he's not going to kill you.' He asks, 'are you sure?' I said '100% he won't kill you.'"

Either this conversation never happened, or both of the people in it were morons.  "Are you sure?  I assume you remembered to make him raise his right hand??  I can't wait to tell my family!"


Never happened.  Either that, or he's leaving out the part where Zelensyy laughed in his face and told him he's too stupid to be trusted with anything more difficult than farting.
 
2023-02-06 1:07:24 AM  
Putin tried that already, Zelensky shot them with an Ak-47 personally.
 
2023-02-06 1:09:46 AM  

Decorus: Putin tried that already, Zelensky shot them with an Ak-47 personally.


I thought it was two Uzis?

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2023-02-06 1:12:12 AM  
Just like when Stalin stopped sending people after Mashal Tito. Except Tito sent him perhaps the most badass fark off in Slavic history.
 
2023-02-06 1:14:02 AM  
A former Israeli prime minister...becoming one of the few Western leaders to meet President Vladimir Putin

Uhh, doesn't Russian extend further west than Israel?
 
2023-02-06 1:21:11 AM  

Naido: "'Listen, I came out of a meeting, he's not going to kill you.' He asks, 'are you sure?' I said '100% he won't kill you.'"

Either this conversation never happened, or both of the people in it were morons.  "Are you sure?  I assume you remembered to make him raise his right hand??  I can't wait to tell my family!"


*Putin* won't kill Zelenskyy.

Putin will order some *Wagner Goon* to kill Zelenskyy.
 
2023-02-06 1:31:06 AM  
Yeah, and the Witch-King couldn't be killed by a man. Although I am unsure if that is because believe in prophecy determines the outcome of it, or if what's her face actually found a loophole with the tip of her sword.
 
2023-02-06 1:36:00 AM  
Not only is Putin a liar, so is Netanyahu, according to the French.

So I'm sure they both promised really hard to believe each other.
 
2023-02-06 1:37:02 AM  

koder: says he drew a promise from the Russian president not to kill his Ukrainian counterpart.

He also promised to fix all the open elevator shafts, thicken the paper-thin windows, and repair faulty balcony rails.


What about the bullets? Did he promise to clean up all the bullets? They seem to leave a lot of bullets lying around for people to fall onto.
 
2023-02-06 1:39:12 AM  
More like Chinberia
 
2023-02-06 1:39:28 AM  
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2023-02-06 1:51:20 AM  

mrparks: Yeah, and the Witch-King couldn't be killed by a man. Although I am unsure if that is because believe in prophecy determines the outcome of it, or if what's her face actually found a loophole with the tip of her sword.


Well ,his ring along with the rest of the nine were spared death by mortal men. Angmar had no idea there were human warrior women. Eowyn didn't need a loophole. Nor would an Elvish woman.
 
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2023-02-06 1:55:45 AM  
Well if putin said so that's good enough for me. His word is gold. Nice cube edged gold.

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2023-02-06 2:11:22 AM  

studebaker hoch: There have been at least two hit squads sent for Zelenskyy, both were 'liquidated' from what I read.  Countless missiles have been sent his way.

Putin couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.


Put those instruction on the sole of the boot..
Self-pouring!

/FFFF Putin
 
2023-02-06 2:22:37 AM  
Nazi is ok with a Jew?
Yeah we know
 
2023-02-06 2:38:02 AM  
I'm a fairly large middle aged man who has worked in manual labor most of my life, I think I could toss an older man like Putin further than I'd trust him on basically anything.
 
2023-02-06 2:54:28 AM  
So, a few weeks after Putin swore he wasn't going to invade Ukraine, then did, he promised he wasn't going assassinate Zelenskyy, just like he swears that he hasn't assassinated people previously.

Let me guess, you looked into his eyes and saw his soul, right?

Dumb shiat.
 
2023-02-06 3:01:03 AM  
Interesting exactly how Putin is supposed to order the execution of someone who isn't a Russian citizen. And who he insists he's NOT at war with. Unless, he's finally admitting that Russia is invading to expand their borders, instead of 'peacekeeping' for poor put upon Crimea after nibbling that away with Donnie's tacit approval.
 
2023-02-06 3:11:57 AM  

alienated: mrparks: Yeah, and the Witch-King couldn't be killed by a man. Although I am unsure if that is because believe in prophecy determines the outcome of it, or if what's her face actually found a loophole with the tip of her sword.

Well ,his ring along with the rest of the nine were spared death by mortal men. Angmar had no idea there were human warrior women. Eowyn didn't need a loophole. Nor would an Elvish woman.


It's poetic irony. There is no proof (outside the hellish tome that is the silmarillion) that prophecy really do anything. It's just guys saying things. You can't just say you can't be killed by a man, you have to declare it.
 
2023-02-06 3:51:04 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: alienated: mrparks: Yeah, and the Witch-King couldn't be killed by a man. Although I am unsure if that is because believe in prophecy determines the outcome of it, or if what's her face actually found a loophole with the tip of her sword.

Well ,his ring along with the rest of the nine were spared death by mortal men. Angmar had no idea there were human warrior women. Eowyn didn't need a loophole. Nor would an Elvish woman.

It's poetic irony. There is no proof (outside the hellish tome that is the silmarillion) that prophecy really do anything. It's just guys saying things. You can't just say you can't be killed by a man, you have to declare it.


Actually....

It was divine intervention. Tom Bombadil set it up.
 
2023-02-06 5:28:54 AM  
May putin's blade chip and shatter
 
2023-02-06 5:41:23 AM  
After how Ukraine has handled this invasion, I think the perfect ending is Zelensky holding Putin's head and laughing.
 
2023-02-06 5:46:07 AM  
Remember when Israel briefly flirted with "give up you can't win against Russia"  here's your insight.
 
2023-02-06 5:47:20 AM  
For people in this thread focusing on the lie rather than the context.
 
2023-02-06 5:56:46 AM  
I'm going to steal a line from Dennis Miller right before he went more bonkers.

"Putin is full of more sh- than a whale with no ass."
 
2023-02-06 6:21:49 AM  
If you can't trust Putin who can you trust?
 
2023-02-06 6:50:47 AM  
Putin says one thing and does another in a round about way. It's like watching Mitch McConnell say he won't do judicial appointments in the final years of a president and then when Trump rolled around...
 
2023-02-06 7:07:09 AM  

groppet: If you can't trust Putin who can you trust?


Netanyahu?
 
2023-02-06 7:23:39 AM  
Putin at least still holds enough stratagem to know martyring Zelenskyy is a bad idea on a cosmic scale.
 
2023-02-06 7:33:49 AM  
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2023-02-06 7:34:51 AM  

nijika: Putin at least still holds enough stratagem to know martyring Zelenskyy is a bad idea on a cosmic scale.


Dunno. He got Republicans to doxx President Depend my during Congressional visits, and there have been a couple assassination attempts. Remember, this is the guy who kills his allies on the off chance that one of them could become a threat
 
2023-02-06 7:40:31 AM  
So what I'm hearing is, it's still on the table.
 
2023-02-06 7:44:36 AM  
My tundra...my Siberia...my Russia

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2023-02-06 7:44:46 AM  
I mean I'm reasonably confident Putin wouldn't be the one to kill him
 
2023-02-06 8:40:25 AM  
"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'"

Even assuming he intended to honor that promise, all it really says is that he won't  personally kill him.
 
2023-02-06 8:44:10 AM  

nijika: Putin at least still holds enough stratagem to know martyring Zelenskyy is a bad idea on a cosmic scale.


At this point, Russia has shattered its reputation on the world stage, so liquidating an inconvenence wouldn't move the needle much. He might defer for other reasons, but not that one.
 
2023-02-06 8:45:16 AM  
Was that before or after Putin sent in the Wagner wet teams?
 
2023-02-06 9:00:06 AM  
If Putin says he isn't going to kill you, he's going to kill you.
If Putun says he's going to kill you, he's going to kill you.
 
2023-02-06 9:10:18 AM  
Probably Putin wanted his image to be this cold calculating mastermind who kills his opponents all the time.

He wants us to scoff in disbelief. To say he uses poison, assassins and defenestrations to take the blame for deaths.

But all I can see is a small man, with a very small pee pee that has a inferiority complex. The only place a man like him should rule is Pee Pee island. He only got where he is because he allowed others to steal everything that wasnt nailed down.
 
2023-02-06 9:12:27 AM  
Just like Julius Caesar didn't kill Vercingetorix.......yet.

He just kept him locked alone in a dungeon for several years of beatings & starvation. Then during a Roman holiday, had his withered pitiful body dragged out to be paraded naked through the streets being mocked & pelted by the jeering citizens and then publicly strangled before him.
 
2023-02-06 9:33:12 AM  
I choose to believe he's commentating on the sad state of Russian troops. "I won't have Zelensky killed... Because the drooling morons in my infantry regiments have decided hand grenades are edible"
 
2023-02-06 9:34:16 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Just like when Stalin stopped sending people after Mashal Tito. Except Tito sent him perhaps the most badass fark off in Slavic history.


Nothing is more badass than this one:
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shiats, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fark thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-farker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

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And the modern re-enactment

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2023-02-06 10:36:56 AM  
Kill him?
No no no. He will die of natural causes.
After all, a knife in the back quite naturally ends a life.
 
2023-02-06 12:51:01 PM  
Just the fact that he had to ask says it all.
 
2023-02-06 1:13:27 PM  
Zelenskyy, *bubby*, trust me! They're not gonna do thaaaaaaat!

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